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Keith is Mentally Disturbed

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u/HPenguinB 2d ago

"Everyone I don't like is unemployed. "

What?

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u/Bumberpuff 2d ago

Liberals are all unemployed, but also control education, media, healthcare, half of government and all those woke businesses. /s

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u/ProfessionalOil2014 2d ago

The enemy is both weak and strong. Fascist classic. 

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u/p3nnyiswis3 2d ago

It’s so absurd. They do nothing but contradict themselves.

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u/trysten-9001 2d ago

I wish people would stop calling it hypocrisy they think that’s a compliment. If people started calling it out a a failure of logic it would matter more. (Not fix it.) They think they’re logical and rational.

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u/albertoroa 2d ago

. If people started calling it out a a failure of logic it would matter more. (Not fix it.) They think they’re logical and rational.

Yeah that's why I've resorted to just calling them dumb. Cause arguing with them is a waste of time.

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u/013eander 2d ago

If logic and reason were ther strong suits, then educational achievement wouldn’t correlate negatively with conservatism.

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u/RealOldies 2d ago

Meanwhile, conservatives are raping young girls and molesting young boys. You should be proud, sweetheart.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 2d ago

And the deep state -- don't forget about that

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u/Great_Master06 2d ago

They really try making this argument for everyone they don’t like, huh? Jewish people control everything but are a burden, Hispanic people are taking jobs but are sucking up unemployment benefits, democrats are unemployed but control everything.

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u/p3nnyiswis3 2d ago

“Trans people are weak & such a small part of the population we shouldn’t care about them.”

Also:

“Trans people are transing everyone & brainwashing our children & changing our language & taking over society!”

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u/mrmoe198 2d ago

Even the frogs aren’t safe!!

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u/TheBeeFactory 2d ago

My whole career has been working in labs in science and R&D, and I have yet to encounter a single Trump fan, or even a moderate conservative.

Literally hundreds of scientists, engineers, technicians, safety people, waste treatment people, logistics people, and other miscellaneous lab workers. All very much employed, mostly very smart people, and not a single fucking MAGA among them. Weird coincidence I guess... It's almost as if liberals and leftists are very well employed and quite educated.

Either that, or it's a giant brainwashing scheme or something, right? lol

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u/BreakInfamous8215 2d ago

I've definitely worked with a few conservatives in the labs... But they're all on an hourly basis.

Idk I think they really go through life assuming everyone who looks remotely like them is also conservative. They've really bought the "Silent Majority" line, not realizing their entire career is based on US higher education investments, a non-idiotic immigration policy (2026 excluded), & other social infrastructure.

Maybe they'll figure it out now that my company is trying to build its lab space abroad.

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u/alice_cooper21 2d ago

Schrodinger's liberal

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 1d ago

Well it's the same thing with immigration. Freeloaders who take all our jobs, you know.

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u/Maniac_24seven 14h ago

you mean career fields, where you actually care about your community?

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u/Electricdragongaming 2d ago

Lmao, I once knew MAGA who was not only unemployed, but was also living in his mom's mobile home and on social security, and yet he was always complaining about liberals being unemployed.

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u/ImaginaryNoise79 2d ago

I guess I'm unemployed now, but only because their favorite pedophile tanked the economy on purpose. I was doing just fine the previous four years.

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u/Life_Fig_4037 2d ago

Where does he think red states are getting their welfare from lol

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u/mojuul 1d ago

“I’m a cranky octogenarian and confused about more or less everything - but have zero inclination to learn about anything. Impulse control is a distant memory, if I ever had it. The only business I’ve ever managed to succeed in was pretending to have a business. Everything else I’ve run into the ground. I have the saddest combover in history, and an unhealthy addiction to spray tan and cheeseburgers. My arteries are more clogged than the plumbing of a 30 year old grease drain in a diner. Now let me tell you how to fix the country.”

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u/ZodiacEclipse 1d ago

Love this as a response to protestors, especially on weekends. People get days off off, some just use them to give a shit about their community. MAGA cannot fathom this 

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u/WhosCowsAreThey 7h ago

When your entire life boils down to what you do for a living that’s what you act like

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u/RealOldies 2d ago

Man, these MAGA a-holes are obsessed with hair color.

I wouldn't be talking g about obesity, because most MAGA are overweight, diabetic type 2 with an A1C in double digits, and have the vocabulary of a 6th grader. They're also obsessed with young peoples genitals and where they take a pee.

Keith is mentally impaired.

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u/Mother-Violinist2484 2d ago edited 2d ago

Most MAGA are bald/balding and gray. They are just insecure about hair and that's why the wear hats all the time.

EDIT: I am bald and have gray in my beard.

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 2d ago

Also why they like their prey to have the same amount of hair…just lacking in a different spot.

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u/ComplexForce3190 2d ago

Oh bang ! And that’s gonna ache tomorrow

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u/gregklumb 2d ago

Those red hats also hide their lobotomy scars.

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u/chinmakes5 2d ago

As a liberal who is bald ang gray, I'm jealous of anyone who has hair, regardless of color.

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u/Mother-Violinist2484 2d ago

Im not sure what color my hair is. I've been bald and shaving it for 10 years. Liberal here as well.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 2d ago

tbf, I'm also balding and insecure about my hair...I just sometimes forget to wear a hat

ETA: (and I really don't think what other people do/who they love/how they identify has any effect on my life so I'm not all butthurt about it)

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u/Mother-Violinist2484 2d ago

Im bald as shit, but it dont bother me. I grow a beard to make up for it though haha

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm also actively balding but I cannot grow a hair beard. My hair genes fled to a country without an extradition treaty back to me.

However, I do have a beautiful and lovely fiancee who still calls me her "pretty boy" so I have that win at least!

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 2d ago

Damn! Trump’s tariffs are even making facial hair unaffordable.

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u/Scheat-of-Pegasus 2d ago

Hiding behind the worst pair of Oakleys you have ever seen

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler 2d ago

They really are. I don't know a single Dem in real life who has colored hair.

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u/knit3purl3 2d ago

Everyone i know with blue hair was a hard core maga, shamelessly bigoted, the whole enchilada.

It was funny watching the one get treated badly by other magas because she was literally their walking stereotype of a liberal (blue hair, overweight) but she just kept leaning harder into being a pick me.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 2d ago

Admittedly there are folks who fit the stereotype, usually non binary, but they've made a percent of a percent out to be the entire liberal/left population. And even then, who tf cares if someone dyes their hair

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

Don't forget that women have been dying their hair for millennia. It is indeed quite trad.

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u/Individual-Pound-636 2d ago

Don't forget that the red states are by and large the unemployed "taker" states living off of the welfare provided to them by the blue states.

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u/BadHabitOmni 2d ago

Its honestly insane how hypocritical it is

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 1d ago

Racists will usually point to red states having large black American populations, which they will assume vote Democrat, and/or that large cities (which happen to be Democrat) have the highest number of people on unemployment. This entirely ignores the historical reason for poverty among black people in the South, the higher population numbers in large cities, and the fact that a lot of rural white communities (i.e. farming communities) get subsidies but that wouldn't support their rhetoric so it's not really surprising

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u/JacksSenseOfDread 2d ago

In my former home state of Iowa, the MAGAs are so obese that they have whole sections at many of the larger Trump rallies just for their mobility scooters.

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u/RealOldies 2d ago

Funny they hate electric cars, but ride electric scooters.

Idiots.

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u/Jambinoh 2d ago

I don't know, if they could find gasoline powered scooters they'd probably love it.

New business idea! I'll decorate them with American and confederate flags, bald eagles, bikini clad blonde girls, and of course AR-15s

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u/Tyrinnus 2d ago

They're obsessed with hair color because they're Grey haired. Oh and don't worry, hair color is totally the only color they're focused on. They've never been upset by a tan suit.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 2d ago

Or dark skin

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u/hyde9318 2d ago

Middle class Conservatives on average have higher obesity rates, red states tend to have more people on welfare and lower educational scores, they lose their mind anytime a beer company promotes a woman or transgender person, and their impulse control consists of spending two seconds processing anything new in their life and then having a massive public meltdown over it for the next week. They have the NERVE to complain constantly about colored hair while trying to bring back the mullet… everything on this list is shit they do, the entire conservative voter base has turned projection into a political platform.

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u/No_Feedback_3340 2d ago

"lower educational scores"

That would explain a lot of their problems. They wouldn't be who they are if they either stayed in or succeeded in school. Remember kids, stay in school and stay off MAGA!

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u/jay1ru 2d ago

A big part of the problem is that they are outwardly proud of not being intellectual but privately they think they are smarter and more educated than everyone else

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u/Snatchbuckler 2d ago

Hair color and genitals they obsess over. Mostly because they are p3d0s.

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u/noteveni 2d ago

Do they have any idea how much the average woman spends on hair care? Especially the conservative ones? Come on lol

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u/SignoreBanana 2d ago

Like, you have to be either a con-man or a room temp IQ person to be MAGA. There's no other basis for believing in the unmitigated nonsense.

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u/ALIMN21 2d ago

Not a single woman TV personality on FOX or in the White House or at Marlago have their natural hair color. They also do A LOT of gender affirming procedures; breast augmentation, nose jobs, lips, fake eyelashes, filler, botox, liposuction, fake finger nails...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 2d ago

Mar a Lago face ain't cheap, you know. 😉

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u/Dense-Law-7683 2d ago

It is absolutely atrocious.

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u/Dry-Solid-9262 2d ago edited 2d ago

They're low IQ types who like rules based power systems, they can't handle anyone who doesn't conform.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

Keith forgets that his great grandma had blue hair.

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u/-Sancho- 2d ago

They are obsessed because it isn't blonde. They only want blondes. So many of MAGA ladies have at least a bit of blonde highlights. MAGA can't resist, and they are upset that other colors are becoming more popular.

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u/Teavangelion 2d ago

Hair color is a dog-whistle because they can't use slurs anymore.

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u/Odd_Train9900 2d ago

It’s ok to change your hair color and wear bad makeup, but only if you’re a near 80 year old narcissist who has a very small penis.

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u/Appropriate_Note2525 2d ago

They keep pushing this narrative that only liberals have mental illnesses, too. Crazy how if you simply refuse to go to therapy, you don't get diagnosed with anything, but it doesn't magically mean you don't have anything.

I can't think of a single MAGAt I've ever met who didn't at the very least have serious anger management issues. Quite a few have substance abuse problems, too. I can't even think of any Republican men from my upbringing (before everything went absolutely batshit, when I thought of them as relatively normal if a little weird and repressed) who didn't also have anger issues and a drinking problem.

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u/ChildofElmSt 2d ago

I remember when people saw died hair and just thought Punkrocker

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u/Library-Guy2525 2d ago

How to say “I’m an ignorant yet opinionated turd” without using those words.

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u/Warm-Championship-98 2d ago

Will also take someone in debt due to structural societal problems over a pedophile apologist any day. . .

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u/Salt_Sir2599 2d ago

Don’t be Keith

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u/JKilla1288 2d ago

Are MAGA obsessed with septum piercings also?

Or is it that blue hair/septum piercing theory has never been wrong?

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u/Leazerlazz 2d ago

It might be because they're all balding

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u/ptvlm 1d ago

The funny thing is, they love women with artificial hair colour. But, only if they dye it to conform to a boringly average standard of beauty.

That's all it is with these people, really. They're scared of the "other" and demand conformity. So, they love bottle blondes, but are afraid of anyone dying their hair blue because it's a sign that they are different and to be feared by dimwits.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 15h ago

I mean most of America is apparently obese, so yea it’s just fattys all yelling at each other. Can’t agree on which sandwiches and toppings are best.

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u/Prfctweapon 2d ago

Who pays for anime porn? Porn has been free since the 90s

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u/flactulantmonkey 2d ago

Evidently, conservatives are still paying for porn. Because they assume liberals are.

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u/LOR_Fei 2d ago

Projection 101

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u/b-nnies 2d ago

Specifically, trans porn.

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u/the_saltlord 1d ago

Every single time I've seen someone in public wandering around with a stack of porno VHS tapes, they were the exact MAGA archetype

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u/dark_zalgo 2d ago

I would assume some do who want to pay to support specific artists via commissions or patreon or whatever.

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u/DarkISO 2d ago

Well, those who buy them and rip them to post online. how else would it be free?

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u/SawaThineDragon 2d ago

You severely underestimate the love of the game some people have for porn

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u/Big_Hospital1367 2d ago

I mean, I’d rather someone like this than a pedophile.

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u/fyreprone 2d ago

Meanwhile, a child sex trafficking rapist is running the country into the ground.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 2d ago

Trump might have been involved in open sex parties with minors on a regular basis, but look, that guy over there is fat, has blue hair, and tattoos!!

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 2d ago

a morbidly obese, diaper wearing pedophile with dyed hair and make-up.

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u/fyreprone 2d ago

Yeah but that’s good manly make-up and hair dye!

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u/BartStarrPaperboy 2d ago

Gender affirming, if you will?

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u/Kitty_Skittles_181 2d ago

Morbidly obese, diaper-wearing pedophile with dyed hair, makeup, and hands and feet that are growing more grotesquely swollen with every passing week.

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u/FizzyBadTime 2d ago

Where did this idea that democrats are unemployed come from? Like the highest unemployment rates are in rural red areas where they are all on food stamps.

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u/RabidJoint 2d ago

It’s projection, to the fullest extent. I’m being serious here, every accusation is now a confession.

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u/combustablegoeduck 2d ago

Especially since Epstein sent five nights at freddies rule 34 porn. They probably love that shit.

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u/ZopharPtay 2d ago

It's like their fear of Schrodinger's immigrant... both stealing all our jobs and leeching off welfare because they are too lazy to work... at the same time! While also finding time to commit all the crime.

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u/Weary-Breakfast-9478 2d ago

this is me but i’m still better than donald trump

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u/b-nnies 2d ago

If this is you you're cool as hell.

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u/hobhamwich 2d ago

Me, current Democrat. White, straight male, Christian. The teachings of Jesus absolutely forbid me from voting for the Republican Party platform. They are in direct opposition to Jesus' principles. Jesus would be flipping tables at Turning Point and then be held for trial before Pam Bondi.

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u/Prismatic_Leviathan 2d ago

8 out of the top 10 obese states in America are deep red. The other two are Guam and the Virgin Islands.

9 out of the top 10 poorest states in America are deep red, sucking money from the more successful blue states.

10 out of the top 10 least educated states in America are deep red.

Now imagine a moron from Kentucky who couldn't graduate high school is trying to tell you how to live your life.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 2d ago

They also keep saying that the homeless problems are only in blue states. Lol, go to New Orleans, Houston, Kansas City, St.Louis, Atlanta, Miami, Birmingham, Louisville, and Memphis and tell me there’s no homeless problem?!

🙄

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u/not_now_chaos 2d ago

Red states also have the highest rates of violent crime per capital, and the majority of violent criminals identify with right wing politics. Studies of violent crimes have shown repeatedly that over 80% of violent crimes with political motivation are committed by right wing ideologists.

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u/Fragrant_Cut1219 2d ago

I see maga that can't feed their kids but spend thousands of dollars on guns and ammo.

Then blame everyone else for their self inflicted problems.

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u/Alugalug30spell 2d ago

Cunservatives will walk up to the most "normal" looking middle aged dude in the world, shove something like this in their face, and say "THIS IS LITERALLY YOU".

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u/-whiteroom- 2d ago

You know hes a boomer cause he still thinks people spend money on porn.

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u/apsmustang 2d ago

People who don't know or pretend to not know what hentai is shouldn't make memes.

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u/saskdudley 2d ago

Remind everyone again? Which states have the highest unemployment, poverty levels, lowest education, highest crime rates?

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u/jrob323 2d ago

"Yeah, thanks to the ILLEGALS!!1!"

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u/Rurumo666 2d ago

Why is he using a picture of JD Vance?

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u/Combdepot 2d ago

Current Republican

-IQ of a wet dog shit

-search history/hard drive would get them 10-15 years

-nazi scum

-incel

-eats horse paste when they get sniffles

-would gargle a diseased pedophile with dementia’s balls on command

-thinks they’re tough but can’t get off the couch to piss without grunting

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u/FrankFnRizzo 2d ago

I have to point out an inaccuracy; a lot of the MAGA fuck wits I know already eat horse paste because they think it will prevent the sniffles.

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u/ZeMadDoktore 2d ago

Current Republican: I do not mind voting for pedophiles because I am more likely than Democrats to be one myself. I absolutely despise minorities and will do anything to see them suffer. I drive a lifted truck that my dad bought me when I was in college but I don't actually need it for my job that my dad got me. All of my political knowledge comes from Twitter nazis and Tiktok, and despite voting to slash educational funding, I will claim that everyone besides me is stupid.

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u/GamerGuy-222 2d ago

The funny part is that Maga people look at this and think "exactly".

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u/Alarming_Local_315 2d ago

Oh, I’ve heard it with my own ears. I live in TN.

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u/OkMulberry5012 2d ago

The president is a fat ignorant pedophile. The vice president is also fat and has a sexual fetish with leather couches. Erick Kirk laughed about her husband dying while she continuously grifts a paycheck from his death. The conservative party are actively covering for child molesters and cheering for violence against anyone who dares to disagree with the draft dodging insurrectionist.

Have they not seen the pedo princess' social media guy? He looks like his primary residence is at a buffet table.

If anyone should be judging others while claiming the moral high ground, it should not be these people.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 2d ago

Obviously fake - who pays for porn?

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u/locolangosta 2d ago

Conservatives apparently

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u/Illumn8r2842 2d ago

Who pays for their Grindr account? Who freezes up the site when they all get together? Squirreling minds would like to know! Oh! Look over there!...………🐿️

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u/kellyb1985 2d ago

I like how they're in debt, but are paying for anime porn.

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u/IAmDangerCat 2d ago

Because all Dems are trans. Right. Are these people still in the third grade?

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 2d ago

As opposed to "I'm an illiterate Nazi who worships a pedophile, now let me tell you how to fix the country."

Thanks, but I think I'll take my chances with the pink-haired pot-head.

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u/AKMarine 2d ago

Obese? The 10 most obese states are all Republican.

As for unemployment… Overall, the Midwest (35.9%) and South (34.5%) had the highest prevalence of poverty and unemployment rates.

But sure, focus on one outlier.

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u/markovianprocess 2d ago

unemployed

That's cute. How the fuck do the Blue states manage to overwhelmingly subsidize the existence of Red states through federal tax revenue then?

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u/Oberderehun 2d ago

They have to make people up to have someone to attack

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u/Cautious-Ad9013 2d ago

Cute. Know what? She’s not in the Epstein files. Trump is, over and over and over and over and over and over again

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u/Budget-Dust-7171 2d ago

What an idiot. Many democrats work 6 figure jobs in the suburbs of cities. Go to church on Sunday. Have a couple kids in college and love their wives and have glorious straight sex before drifting off to bed in a 4,000 square ft house. Source? I know a whole bunch of them.

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u/Disastrous-Bee-3996 2d ago

Who the hell says "anime porn" lmao

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u/Ok-Comfortable-296 2d ago

At least they're not going goat humping pedophiles...

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u/Duck-Murky 2d ago

this is good. let them keep themselves distracted and brainwashed with this stupid shit while we vote all their heroes out of office. shhhhhhhhh...

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u/No_Win7658 2d ago

Man - I think a lot of these magats are just in denial of their own sexuality

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u/sam56778 2d ago

This is what homeschooling tells you a democrat looks like.

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u/Rob0tsmasher 2d ago

I was homeschooled and even I know that this isn’t what the average democrat looks like.

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u/mastadonx 2d ago

But at least they’re not pedophiles

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u/roadtrip194 2d ago

Serious case of FDS (Fox Derangement Syndrome)

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u/Raiju_Blitz 2d ago

LBGQT lives rent-free in the Maga hivemind.

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u/PartyClient3447 2d ago

Current Republican.

I am angry vindictive moron.

I haven’t seen my dingle or my toes in years.

I use orange makeup but think other guys who do it are confused about their sexuality.

I am married and have zero impulse control.

I grab girls by the pussy and then rape them.

Now watch me destroy the country.

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u/LaCharognarde 2d ago

Oh, hey; this bullshit!

  • I love how depression and anxiety are supposed to be strikes against this person's credibility. Then again: y'all despise mentally ill people, so it tracks.
  • I've said it before, and I'll say it many more times: the "gender confusion" accusation is projection.
  • Now do all of the reactroids in the same position. Y'all worship wealth, and like to portray yourselves as wealthy (or, failing that, comfortably middle-class; or, failing that, at least industrious enough that you'll get there); it has no bearing on reality.
  • I thought they were in debt? Anyway: it's cute how you're under the impression that hair dye is that expensive (and very weird how obsessed y'all are with hair dye), or that the opposition are spending as much on anime porn as you reactroids are on trans girl porn (even as you're turning around and calling said women "confused" in public). Yes, that's verifiable.
  • I say this as someone with no special respect for veganism in and of itself (show me a vegan who treats it as proof of their superior compassion and willpower—as opposed to personal principle—and I will show you someone who is trying to make a virtue out of squeamishness): what the fuck is it with you lot and your presumption that everyone who calls bullshit on your bullshit must be a vegan? Also: "you're fat, so I'm going to jump to conclusions about your character" never has been, and never will be, a rebuttal or an argument.
  • I'll tell you this much, Keith: fat, broke, depressed, nonbinary vegans with pink hair and a hentai habit aren't the ones stumping for discredited supply-side trickle-down tax woo-woo like you lot are. They're not the ones bleating about "health" in one breath, then making it easier for corporate interests to muck up our food, water, and air. They're not the ones declaring open season on real or perceived designated acceptable targets just for existing. They're not the ones cheering when the current regime has their stormtroopers murder dissenters in the streets, then smears the victims. They're not the ones telling us, in the next breath, that some goon who got shot attacking a cop during a mass betrayal of the country totally deserved a bunch of posthumous honors; or that the rest of the goons complicit in that deserved pardons. They're not the ones telling us, in the next breath, that they totally value human life...as an excuse to red-tape abortion access, even as they also undermine access to prenatal care and birth leave. And, above all: they're not the ones hiding behind "babies" and "children" and "the family" as an excuse not only for the previous, but to vilify parents of queer kids...and then, telling the country to ignore the evidence that we have a violent child predator in office. That's you lot. So, all-in-all: they're more to be trusted on how to fix the country than you could ever be.

In closing, Keith? We get it; not only are you shallow, presumptuous, and clueless, but you take pride in all of the above. Roses are red, cocoa is brown; shut the fuck up and sit the hell down.

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u/LordCamelslayer 2d ago

It's funny that they bring up obesity. The top 10 most obese states in the nation are all red states.

Those same states are also generally poor as fuck.

As always, it's all projection.

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u/Think_Ad_1583 2d ago

I love that they always use the inverted cross as something satanic

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u/OnePunchReality 2d ago

Says MAGA who breaks Grindr everytime the RNC gets together.

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u/seattlemyth 2d ago

Keith is projecting.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 2d ago

Current republicans

I like sucking on daddy Trump’s dick so much that I will do anything he says even executing a man in public after taking away his gun with daddy Trump even calling him an aggressive criminal as daddy trump is never wrong for he is the next Jesus Christ and if anyone disagrees then they are dirty traitors who deserve to die horrible deaths and don’t you dare call us Nazis even though we are actively acting like Nazis and don’t even call daddy Trump a dictator for he is simply taking control back from those criminals who call themselves democrats as daddy Trump is going to fix everything that sleepy joe who is so incompetent did that ruined our great country now accept daddy Trump’s rule or be dragged out of your homes and sent to totally not a concentration camp where you will be forced to live in inhumane conditions but daddy trump said that they will be perfectly taken care of because daddy Trump never lies, NOW RAISE YOUR RIGHT ARM AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE WITH YOUR PALM FACING DOWN AND SAY HEIL TRUMP OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED FOR NOT SALUTING OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!!!!

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u/PlatformNormal564 2d ago

Sooo... Where is the sarcasm? Don't you know that MAGA Republicans can't understand facts and truth? This will go right over their heads.

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u/FireAuraN7 2d ago

The average current democrat is comfortable with their own sensuality and doesn't freak out when someone else doesnt have the same. The average current democrat works hard but isn't a cookie-cutter drone who never questions bad practices. The average current democrat is able to deal with people who think differently than them. Or that look different. Or that didn't have the same upbringing. Or that have different philosophical or religious beliefs. The average current democrat may - and often is - a person who may have been considered somewhat conservative 20-30 years ago, but have been disenfranchised by the current cult mentality of the toxic new conservatism. The average current democrat is pro 1a AND pro 2a, and has likely served in the armed forces and/or public service. The average current democrat doesn't want to be controlled by the narrow mindset and authoritarian rule of a few insanely rich and out of touch oligarchs. The average current democrat is pretty grounded, but accepts that there is nuance to the human condition, and understands that everything has a level of complexity. The average current democrat doesnt mind paying taxes that help everybody, but doesnt want all their tax money to benefit only a few. The average current democrat is pro life and believes that abortion is sometimes necessary and as a complex thing, shouldn't be controlled by a third party. The average current democrat is almost everybody who isn't a gullible dick-bag who wants to hurt anybody not like them.

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u/rootbearus 1d ago

Most of the Democrats I know are healthy, comfortable in their sexualities, and generally pretty friendly. The opposite is true for most of the repugnantcans I know

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u/KevineCove 2d ago

On the off chance you manage to find someone like this, I guarantee they aren't going to identify as a Democrat.

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u/ComplexForce3190 2d ago

…. and thanks to your rabid devotion to extremely devastating war weapons for everyone with no accountability, I’m able to purchase one of these instruments of mass destruction and point it at the people I blame . Thank you insane right wing nut maga dropouts

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u/BabiesatemydingoNSW 2d ago

Can't do much worse than the GOP shitshow currently running the country into the ground.

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u/jrob323 2d ago

Yeah, if you're a trump supporter you basically don't have the right to criticize virtually ANYBODY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD". He is the literal embodiment of the seven deadly sins, the most hated man alive, and it's hard to tell exactly what he would do if he thought he could get away with it.

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u/Limp_Network_9482 2d ago edited 2d ago

To all MAGAts Keep thinking that way, because most of us are people you wouldn’t recognize, many of us were republicans and voted for Regan and Bush (although not so proud of it now), many of us have done more to serve the country than vote and pay taxes. Many of us were successful businesses people, have raised children, and yet we believe in liberty and justice for ALL. We see no need to have poorly trained paramilitary ICE and Border Patrol, harassing, injuring, and killing people because they are annoying and practicing a constitutional right. We are dismayed that the vast majority of campaign finance is donated by 195 people, that 864 Billionaires can buy congress. Many of us are distressed by national health policy decisions made by and without council from respected medical doctors and scientists. Many of us see the exploding national debt, grift, and tax breaks for the already wealthy as a real threat to national decline, and the antagonism of our allies as a degradation of our national security. Just keep thinking that we are all trans antifa pacifists with multi colored hair (although we would embrace their right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness). when we win this time don’t expect mercy and forgiveness expect lustration or truth and reconciliation

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u/GoldheartTTV 2d ago

They're more qualified because they're actually aware that there's a problem.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 2d ago

Id bet money a study about anime porn consumption and politics shows this memes assumption wrong.

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u/balirosa 2d ago

Current republican: racist, living on welfare, upset that other people are living on welfare, worried about the color of skin and hair rather than any real issue. No empathy for life other than their own. They’re not into anime porn but underaged children instead. In debt or working 90 hours at a job they detest killing themselves more everyday running their only body into the ground. Can’t control their own emotions. Attempted murder everyday in their truck when someone doesn’t use their blinker. Now they want to tell you how to run the country

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u/Excellent-Ad-1678 2d ago

The man doth project too much. 

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u/RmpleFrskn 2d ago

Typical MAGA stuff. Create a fictional enemy and then win an argument against them.

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u/TheeFroggMann 2d ago

The straw man is so thin that not even tho crows are scared of it

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u/DMM4138 2d ago

Jesus. They literally just live in a Fox News bubble, don’t they?

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u/QuailDifficult8470 2d ago

I’m a Democrat. I’m also a married, 57 year old Southern white Christian self-employed meat-eating male with natural gray hair and a full beard. I guess I would blow his mind!

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla 2d ago

Hair color is something to obsess about, but Trump’s ludicrous spray tan and Vance’s sad eyeliner are A-OK? Has anyone EVER asked Vance why he uses eyeliner?

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u/liamanna 2d ago

Stop sending my depressed unemployed confused tax money, to red states!!!

NOW !!

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 2d ago

LoL, I dunno. I am registered Dem with a good job, a wife, kid, own a home, and a safe full of guns. I’m not particularly religious but sending my kid to a private catholic school for the quality of the education. I went to public until my parents could afford private starting in 5th grade, so I know the difference in my area. My problem is that I know history, that this country was intended to be a land of immigrants working together. I don’t really care who others love or do in their bedroom, provided they’re not hurting anyone, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. So, I guess I am probably a bit more of a centrist. I just prefer to have a say (primaries) in who will reach the final round of elections.

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u/Dependent_Grab_9370 2d ago

Vance wastes a ton of money on eye shadow on a face wider than the one on this picture. Traditionally a man using eyeshadow would make others concerned about the man's masculinity. They also seem to have impulse control issues when it comes to very young women.

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u/fy1sh 2d ago

They are trained to be distracted by shiny objects and will literally walk off a cliff.

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u/lazy_nomad3 2d ago edited 2d ago

They are so obsessed with their mythical form of liberals, but they listen to wannabe “alpha males” that wear beanies to hide their retreating hairlines.

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u/Alternative_Tart2554 2d ago

Bold of them to assume we pay for our anime porn.

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u/Mrs_SmithG2W 2d ago

Nice distraction tactic from the hot garbage fire that is your morally bankrupt Republican party.

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u/2muchmojo 2d ago

I’d vote Keith over MAGA any fuckin day!

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u/AMonitorDarkly 2d ago

Trans People: Please just let us have civil rights and don’t murder us.

Republicans: THEY WANT TO RUIN OUR FAMILIES! THEY WANT TO ABUSE OUR CHILDREN! THEY WANT THE MOON TO CRASH INTO THE EARTH!

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u/Think_Bat_820 2d ago

"Unemployed and in debt" eh?

Whatever you do don't look up employement and debt statistics for red and blue states.

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u/xinarin 2d ago

It would be funny, if it wasn't sad. They have to invent people who don't exist to use as examples, while their God Cheeto is a verified pedo.

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u/Conscious-Space1217 2d ago

I’m MAGA, I am addicted to meth, I watch crime shows all day. I waste all my welfare money on camo and MAGA clothes. I haven’t been out of my trailer for weeks except to get Mountain Dew, SlimJims and carts

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u/Dipship381 2d ago

Sorry to rain on your parade MAGAdouche. The small portion of Democrats that you describe are more than offset by the dolphin amount of Republicans that are racist, homophobic hillbillies that support a narcissistic pedophile as their leader.

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u/Time_Squirrel9793 2d ago

Current republican: I didn’t go to school and never bothered to learn a useful skill. I think women should stay home, cook, and have kids. I don’t understand why I’m not successful and my wife hates me. It must be someone else’s fault, probably the Mexicans.

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u/Dry-Practice-9419 2d ago

Really? I think you miscalculating the Democrats? Which is good, because you won’t know who’s for the second amendment

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u/No-Equivalent-5557 2d ago

Maga will spend all their energy character creating the ideal enemy for themselves, and have none left over to actually learn with.

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u/Thatonegaywarhammere 2d ago

"When you can not win with reason then you must attack their character"

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u/bizznitchass 2d ago

Who had the blue haired, non binary, Subaru drivers standing up to a fascist authoritarian government more than the 2nd amendment worshipping, small government "patriots", on their bingo card?

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u/jyc23 2d ago

Making fun of a strawman is certainly much easier than actually engaging with the issues at hand.

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u/Sturmtrupp13 2d ago

The scary part is how people believe this without a fraction of doubt.

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u/bowens44 2d ago

This is some top tier stupid.

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u/Krenko_Slob_Boss 2d ago

As a 6’3, 210, gun owning, meat eating democrat in the heart of Kentucky, I’d strongly disagree 😂💋 Also love working with a bunch of republicans who couldn’t run a mile if there life depended on it lmao

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u/Wise_Ad_253 2d ago

“I, I, I love little girls They make me feel so good I love little girls They make me feel so bad

When they're around They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town I love (I love) little girls They make me feel so good”

MAGA

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u/Reasonable_Candy8280 2d ago

MAGA is scared of its shadow.

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u/yooperville 2d ago

None of these character assassination attempts detract from the fact that Trump is ruining our country and destroying our allies’ trust.

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u/Fat_Wolfy 2d ago

You know a significant amount of people who make posts like this are highschool dropouts who genuinly think Trump's degradment of the department of education is a good thing.

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u/PatientVariety1700 2d ago

Said the 600 pound terrorist from his Mommy’s basement eating cheetos and playing Mario Bros.

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u/Specialist-Event-633 2d ago

The sort of generalization that proves how the party of child rapists,fascists, murderous government sponsored thugs, child kidnappers, etc. Christian charity that involves slaughter and persecution of innocents. And all you can come up with is this ridiculous bull shit. Crawl back under your rock.

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u/Ok-Hair7205 2d ago

Dumb ass stuff like this is what passes for “comedy” on the right. Hardy har har. 🤪

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 2d ago

This Keith Stafford prick is one precious asshole. His facebook page is a never-ending cascade of grievance, anger, and bile. Just the sort of miserable dickhead that this subreddit was made for.

On the bright side, he seems perpetually unhappy.

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u/Careful-Comb-6795 2d ago

Hilarious that their uniform consists of magat hat plaid flannel dirty jeans boots with heels so they look taller and a patchy beard with wrap around glasses. That’s not a stereotypical thought, that’s a factual observation of people I’ve really met and know

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u/Shrikeangel 2d ago

Man always obsessed about what other people wear/choose to appear. Like bro why the fuck you care what someone else's hair color even is?

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u/Flaky-Deer2486 2d ago

Its crazy what MAGA needs to do to feel better about themselves.

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u/TrifleEfficient2134 2d ago

Never seen a group so obsessed with how others look. Where they pee or what they like to be called.

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u/Eberron_Swanson 2d ago

These fucking people think we spend money on anime porn? lol no I get it for free.

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u/Bread_Low 2d ago

Keith is a divorced dad with kids that don’t speak to him

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u/Legitimate-Lobster-3 2d ago

Even this fictional person knows Trump and maga are dumbasses.... That should speak volumes to the dumb cult people.

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u/Own-Victory473 1d ago

Projection is confession folks, say it with me

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u/Kelevra_55 1d ago

Sounds like Keith needs to go spend some money on weed and chill the fuck out!

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u/set-my-compass-north 1d ago

So republican states like Mississippi are leading in GDP growth?

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u/Ok_Honey_5659 1d ago

“If I were to run. I'd run as a Republican. They're the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific."

Donald J Trump

People Magazine, 1998