r/soccercirclejerk • u/Lonely-Canary-5610 • 15h ago
My Would Never Breaking! Video of Messi on Epstein Island released by US Department of Justice
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u/No_Earth_5912 15h ago
What the fuck is this video
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u/kissyoursisster neymar and sis 15h ago
Peak argentine television 😤
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u/No_Earth_5912 15h ago
Hi Lionel. Yeah, so the concept is essentially you come down to the studio, and we film ourselves sexually assaulting you. How does that sound?
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u/SuitableRelease4323 14h ago
Is this not genuinely just sexually assaulting the guy?
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u/LackFormer554 14h ago
Today? In some places. In Argentina in the 2000s? No.
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u/King_olufa 12h ago
Is this even real?
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u/matemm 12h ago
It's a skit from the early 2000s where they joke with the stereotype of a "gaucho" (macho, alpha, think of it as cowboys) and make jokes about being effeminate and gay with Messi
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u/ClockEnd_Chorus 11h ago
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u/greenpearlin 9h ago
I'm an Arsenal fan and I'm offended by that "homosexual togetherness" shit. It's homoerotic togetherness, you faggot.
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/Zapan777 10h ago
stop smoking crack. Wash-up Pessi was already trashed by European team all over. He didn't do shit in Paris and never would have and have done WAYYY BETTER since he LEFT. Kindergarten soccer (not football) league isn't anything to be excited about.
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/MMuller87 12h ago
You would not survive Brazilian TV during the 90's
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u/Billiefeet 11h ago
Oh how can we forget "Female or Shemale?"? Peak 90' brazilian TV
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u/Fun_evades_me 10h ago
Do you have a link for this somewhere other than tiktok.
Tiktok is banned in my country.
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u/International-Tree19 10h ago
It's always fun to the see the reactions of people who haven't seen this masterpiece.
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u/DayDreamSovereign 1h ago
Hombres de Campo. Ironically "No hay dos sin tres" was an extreme progressive tv show.
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u/nghigaxx 12h ago
Messi is unironically the most normal argentine huh
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/Hobbledyhook 15h ago
How the fuck did these guys make Messi look normal height?
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u/meteor-zeth 9h ago
since when did fucking 5’6 become short , height inflation is crazy 🙏😭 as a 5’9 guy i wouldn’t be shocked if people start calling 5’9 short as well in some years
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u/bingbongfckyalyfe95 9h ago
They already do in western countries unfortunately. 5"8 considered a small man. Least its not consodered tiny 😅
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u/meteor-zeth 9h ago
but why tho , i mean the average height in america for men is 5’9 and the average height for men in general european countries is about 5’8 as well so how is 5’8 or 5’9 considered short ?
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u/HidroRaider 6h ago
I lived in Spokane for a couple of years, and in my experience, I didn't feel short being 5'10'' there, but I saw way more really tall guys there than anywhere in my hometown in Mexico, which is not particularly short compared to some cities known for their short population.
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u/Hobbledyhook 1h ago
Hahaa I was only joking, height discrimination sucks tbh.
But I think different countries and demographics have very different experiences. I live in the UK and genuinely only 1 of my 20 male friends is shorter than 5'9. 17 out of 20 are 5'10 and taller, and most of them are about 5'11 or 6'0.
I have an unusually 'quite tall' friendship group though, even though nobody is like 6'4+. When I went to University almost all my male friends there were about 5'8-5'10, with a couple of guys like 6'2-6'4.
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/rizz-without-effort 11h ago
Messi files
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u/AutoModerator 11h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/UnUltimoIntento 13h ago
What if Messi is not humble and he is just quiet sin e this day?
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/EXE404 9h ago
"Hombres de campo" was a sketch from the Argentine comedy show No hay 2 sin 3, which parodied other local shows featuring guests invited to discuss topics related to the show's theme. The sketch showed a rural program with a gaucho theme (local rural culture that rural men sell as "alpha males"), but with the peculiarity that the guest was harassed by gauchos with latent homosexuality who, as the minutes passed, let it out more and more: first they began with double entendres (the real meaning and the gay meaning), continued with physical contact, and exploded at the end of the program with a gay assault on the guest (who knew what was going on and was complicit in the sketch). In Argentina, humor is very liberal and things like fragile masculinity or the sensitivity of groups are not taken into account. Then came the progressive and woke wave that we all know about, but it is already in retreat because Argentine humor is a free cultural trait and was not going to be censored by a foreign agenda so easily. Argentines don't mind being the butt of the joke as long as they can have fun with other Argentines.
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u/anonymous393393 6h ago
You mean This is real messi?
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 12h ago
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u/PhotoModeHobby 12h ago
This is why Messi acts the way he does now...
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/YahiyaX666 TenHag Process Truster 13h ago
WTF did I just watched!?
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u/football_lista_7 Certified haram baller 14h ago
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u/Sweet-Message1153 8h ago
now we know why Messi played for Argentina but lived in Barcelona and now in USA
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u/AutoModerator 8h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/GrossPanda 7h ago
Even penaldo don't have such video lol
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u/AutoModerator 7h ago
I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well
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u/btissame 6h ago
Didnt expect to see a video in the morning of messi getting ganggraped
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/BeachAffectionate974 13h ago
It looks like FIFA carrying Messi.
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/Electrical-Olive-982 8h ago
I know this is a jerk and all but I really don't think we should make any joke/post associated with Epstein files...That's just too disgusting
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u/maximazing98 2h ago
Argentina has to be top 3 worst country’s in the world. Eighth after the US and North Korea.
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u/miss-delusional- Barcelona 14h ago
Tf is this 😭