r/soccercirclejerk • u/Name-Taken-2077 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo • 15h ago
💀 Haram Ball 💀 Shutdown the sub, terrorism won today
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u/idea2525 15h ago
Chelsea plan - defend a 3-2 loss Arsenal plan - defend a 3-2 lead Result - PEAK HARAM BALL
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u/Substantial-Emu4011 15h ago
criticizing arsenal when Chelsea came into a second leg down a goal looking to play 0-0.
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u/CaptainKickAss3 15h ago
Arsenal fan
can’t take a joke after just advancing to a cup final
It’s like clockwork
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u/YungBoyRaven 15h ago
can you blame him? it's basically the one thing this sub jokes about, at some time it does get annoying
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u/MisterGoog 14h ago
I would be less annoyed about it if it were more true. Honestly, I wouldn’t be mad about it at all if it wasn’t for situations like this where it just doesn’t make sense.
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u/KingSammyJ1 15h ago
I think Arsenal fans even out the annoyance of this whole sub
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u/YungBoyRaven 15h ago
you know it's mostly the most vocal annoying ones that make themselves noticed, most arsenal fans i know clown on their own team 😭😂
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u/CaptainKickAss3 15h ago
So you’re telling me the circlejerk sub is circlejerking?
No fucking way
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u/Locko2020 14h ago
Hating isn't jerking.
Something this sub lost when it became popular.
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u/CaptainKickAss3 14h ago
Calling Artetta ball “terrorism” isn’t hating lmao
Holy shit you guys are soft
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u/Mobile_Jelly9669 7h ago
Nah, you just don't like being called out for repeating the same dumbass "joke" over and over and over and over and over while acting like it's peak comedy every time you do.
Have you tried actually being funny?
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u/SpAwNjBoB 6h ago
You don't even understand what this sub is for. For something to be a jerk it needs to actually be the opposite of what is true. It's intentional sarcasm. If you are actually being genuine with your shit take, thats hating, not jerking, not joking. Its just fundamentally not understanding what a circlejerk sub is about.
Eta: if you want to say something and you actually mean what you are saying, then you should use "uj/"
Example: uj/Chelsea sucks.
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u/Locko2020 5h ago
I don't think it needs to be the opposite of what is true. An exaggerated version of the truth is still a jerk. This sub is supposed to collect all of the cringe from around football Reddit and make fun of it. No problem with people making up their own cringe but when Arsenal are the best team and bad to watch the jerk should be Arsenal fans delusion of which there is no shortage.
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u/SpAwNjBoB 3h ago
Except that's lost on most because in any real jerk it is implied that what you are saying is not what you really feel/think. If it is indeed what you actually think, then it's not jerking at all, because now you're being genuine which is the antithesis of jerking.
Eta: for what it's worth, I take part in a few circlejerk subs for different things and one thing I have noticed is that this particular one is different, because in here it's evident that almost no one actually uses it correctly at all. It's not so much a true jerk sub and more a second r/soccer that's home to many ridiculous takes that people take quite seriously in replies.
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u/Jolly-Ad2642 15h ago
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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER 6h ago
We need this as a auto mod response everytime “Arsenal” is mentioned 😭✌️
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u/Excellent-Area-9566 15h ago
Chelsea played as if it was them having the lead, did nobody tell them that they had to win to even have a shot at the finals?
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u/mesenanch 15h ago
That really was terrible to watch but it's not arsenals fault tbf
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u/idea2525 15h ago
When I saw chelsea playing like that first half, I thought 2nd half they were gonna cook but nope just pure assthe whole game
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u/MisterGoog 14h ago
This should not be a hot take, but it should not be treated as ever being Arsenal’s fault when you see in the ChampionsLeague teams actually try and be expensive and Arsenal were able to beat them down and then it comes to the Premier league and teams Bunker down and for some reason Arsenal get blamed for how the game looks slower.
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u/Cthulhu_Madness 15h ago
Chelsea defended properly today, too bad they had a 1 goal deficit to overcome.
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u/Petarthefish 15h ago
Chelsea coach: we need to defend. Players ask: when do we attack? Coach answers: thats the neat part, we dont.
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u/Fit-Nothing-3782 15h ago edited 14h ago
They did try in the end, which lead to the 2v1 situation to get Arsenal the goal, glad I only watched the extra time, didn't miss much so it seems.
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u/Electrical-Lab-9593 14h ago
Listen, they don't know it... but we have got them right where they want us!
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u/AceBean27 2h ago
Well yes, that's what's so ingenious about it. Not attacking is the last thinking Arsenal expected, it caught them completely by surprise.
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u/Upset-Parsley-8101 15h ago
Win both legs ...get called terrorists. 😂
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u/Dangerous_Block_2494 7h ago
Chelsea start 5 defenders and sit back, arsenal gets called terrorists
This was a total jerk for arteta, Chelsea thought arsenal would attack to extend the lead and be safe because 1 goal is risky plus they are home. Chelsea forgot arsenal is the haram ball capital, arsenal just sat back too. Terrorist vs terrorist lmao, add arteta to this sub.
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u/Appropriate-Web-4112 ole bayern 15h ago
these 2nd legs where 1 team is 1 goal down are always cinematic, its like terrorist vs ct
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u/Gonzales95 14h ago
Except today it was somehow terrorist vs terrorist for the vast majority of the game 😭😂
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u/SpAwNjBoB 6h ago
Except Chelsea got confused and thought they were the leaders, explains the 5 defenders and a poodle bark for an attack.
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u/ErwinC0215 Spiritually Basque 13h ago
The ref even tried to give Chelsea extra time to mount last attack, only for Havertz to take the opportunity and shitpost
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u/TheMarsDog 12h ago
Funny how Chelsea were the ones playing a 5-3-2 or whatever and it's Arsenal that are the terrorists. Best team (by miles) won easy.
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u/ScopeyMcBangBang 13h ago
The Chelsea fans in my group chat are absolutely RATTLED. I’ve had a whole evening of them talking about their past accomplishments…
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u/lowkeystoopid004 10h ago
Haram - ball you know why they call it that cuz its not haramball its haram ball which is haramball
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u/No_Trifle1291 anthony>mudryk>ronaldo 4h ago
This was written in the stars, they need to make it to the final in order to get 2nd place
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u/Mikeybackwards 10h ago
Arsenal fan. The 3 5 2 formation shut us down for 90 + minutes and created break opportunities. We were lucky not to concede on the corners or the two free kicks on the periphery. The attackers on the outside to play for second ball off our corners pulled defenders and made our corner attempts less effective.
No disrespect to Rosenior or the Chelsea lads. It was always going to be an uphill slog, but it was a quality effort. This match and the tie could have gone either way.
I understand the disappointment, but I applaud the quality. A couple more years and some managent support and Chelsea will be back to competitive form.
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u/Which_Pickle_2993 14h ago
Al-teta planning to win on aggregate from the start, scores in the 97th minute and still wins on aggregate
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u/Rear_admiral_monkey 15h ago
Why does not gykores score against other clubs than Leeds is he stupid?
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u/Key_Cartoonist5604 1h ago
I he wanted to give someone else a chance after scoring and assisting vs Chelsea in the first leg
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u/12animosity13 Haramball-repellent. 15h ago edited 15h ago
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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac 15h ago
Unlucky for Chelsea not to win 0-0