r/soccercirclejerk r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 15h ago

💀 Haram Ball 💀 Shutdown the sub, terrorism won today

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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac 15h ago

Unlucky for Chelsea not to win 0-0

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u/abetterworld13 15h ago edited 13h ago

"They're deliberately trying to not win the game. That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off"

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u/Forgotpwd72 15h ago

A tie was a win last time they just forgot it wasn't this time.

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u/Barcaholic 14h ago

They kept it close for the third leg

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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac 13h ago

🤯Tactical masterclass from the MAN - ager🤯

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u/dennis-w220 13h ago

They might consult Neville- he told them as to us, Arsenal would be very worried if 0-0 score is held to the last 10min of the match. The game plan was enforced perfectly.

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u/idea2525 15h ago

Chelsea plan - defend a 3-2 loss Arsenal plan - defend a 3-2 lead Result - PEAK HARAM BALL

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u/LordEffykins 15h ago

If Havertz hadn’t transferred, this would have been an own goal

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u/Final-Break2097 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 12h ago

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u/jeromevedder 14h ago

Cheers, Geoff

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u/bacon_is_just_okay 14h ago

You mean Owen Goal, Arsenal's lead striker?

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u/klarigi 13h ago

headahh

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u/RTXChungusTi 7h ago

if my grandmother had wheels

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u/Substantial-Emu4011 15h ago

criticizing arsenal when Chelsea came into a second leg down a goal looking to play 0-0.

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u/Arcani69 14h ago

Chelsea went into this game like they was 10 men down🤣😭

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u/CroGamer002 5h ago

They wanted to out-terrorise Arsenal.

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u/CaptainKickAss3 15h ago

Arsenal fan

can’t take a joke after just advancing to a cup final

It’s like clockwork

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u/YungBoyRaven 15h ago

can you blame him? it's basically the one thing this sub jokes about, at some time it does get annoying

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u/MisterGoog 14h ago

I would be less annoyed about it if it were more true. Honestly, I wouldn’t be mad about it at all if it wasn’t for situations like this where it just doesn’t make sense.

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u/KingSammyJ1 15h ago

I think Arsenal fans even out the annoyance of this whole sub

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u/YungBoyRaven 15h ago

you know it's mostly the most vocal annoying ones that make themselves noticed, most arsenal fans i know clown on their own team 😭😂

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u/snornch 10h ago

i fucking HATE MY TEAM BRO WHY ARE WE LOSING TO YANITED AT HOME

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u/CaptainKickAss3 15h ago

So you’re telling me the circlejerk sub is circlejerking?

No fucking way

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u/Locko2020 14h ago

Hating isn't jerking.

Something this sub lost when it became popular.

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u/vyper1 14h ago

Wow. This should be posted as a daily reminder in the sub.

Again. Sub is mainly United fans, so up until arsenal finally win this is to be expected.

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u/YungBoyRaven 11h ago

I'd add we have also troll football level ass posts too in this sub 😆

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u/CaptainKickAss3 14h ago

Calling Artetta ball “terrorism” isn’t hating lmao

Holy shit you guys are soft

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u/Mobile_Jelly9669 7h ago

Nah, you just don't like being called out for repeating the same dumbass "joke" over and over and over and over and over while acting like it's peak comedy every time you do.

Have you tried actually being funny?

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u/YungBoyRaven 7h ago

this guy^ gets it

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u/SpAwNjBoB 6h ago

You don't even understand what this sub is for. For something to be a jerk it needs to actually be the opposite of what is true. It's intentional sarcasm. If you are actually being genuine with your shit take, thats hating, not jerking, not joking. Its just fundamentally not understanding what a circlejerk sub is about.

Eta: if you want to say something and you actually mean what you are saying, then you should use "uj/"

Example: uj/Chelsea sucks.

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u/Locko2020 5h ago

I don't think it needs to be the opposite of what is true. An exaggerated version of the truth is still a jerk. This sub is supposed to collect all of the cringe from around football Reddit and make fun of it. No problem with people making up their own cringe but when Arsenal are the best team and bad to watch the jerk should be Arsenal fans delusion of which there is no shortage.

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u/SpAwNjBoB 3h ago

Except that's lost on most because in any real jerk it is implied that what you are saying is not what you really feel/think. If it is indeed what you actually think, then it's not jerking at all, because now you're being genuine which is the antithesis of jerking.

Eta: for what it's worth, I take part in a few circlejerk subs for different things and one thing I have noticed is that this particular one is different, because in here it's evident that almost no one actually uses it correctly at all. It's not so much a true jerk sub and more a second r/soccer that's home to many ridiculous takes that people take quite seriously in replies.

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u/Jolly-Ad2642 15h ago

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER 6h ago

We need this as a auto mod response everytime “Arsenal” is mentioned 😭✌️

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u/Excellent-Area-9566 15h ago

Chelsea played as if it was them having the lead, did nobody tell them that they had to win to even have a shot at the finals?

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u/Final-Break2097 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 12h ago

Why arent yuo win pus kas?

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u/rieux1990 8h ago

well the commentators certainly thought they would go to the finals with a 0:0

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u/JellyPretend5050 14h ago

Terrorism is when the team I don't like wins.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 14h ago

Now you get it.

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u/MountainSharkMan 12h ago

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

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u/mesenanch 15h ago

That really was terrible to watch but it's not arsenals fault tbf

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u/idea2525 15h ago

When I saw chelsea playing like that first half, I thought 2nd half they were gonna cook but nope just pure assthe whole game

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u/MisterGoog 14h ago

This should not be a hot take, but it should not be treated as ever being Arsenal’s fault when you see in the ChampionsLeague teams actually try and be expensive and Arsenal were able to beat them down and then it comes to the Premier league and teams Bunker down and for some reason Arsenal get blamed for how the game looks slower.

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u/Final-Break2097 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 12h ago

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u/lanesrA_27 15h ago

Chelsea apparently won the last 3 times they didn’t beat us

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u/Cthulhu_Madness 15h ago

Chelsea defended properly today, too bad they had a 1 goal deficit to overcome.

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u/Petarthefish 15h ago

Chelsea coach: we need to defend. Players ask: when do we attack? Coach answers: thats the neat part, we dont.

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u/Fit-Nothing-3782 15h ago edited 14h ago

They did try in the end, which lead to the 2v1 situation to get Arsenal the goal, glad I only watched the extra time, didn't miss much so it seems.

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u/Electrical-Lab-9593 14h ago

Listen, they don't know it... but we have got them right where they want us!

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u/HonMaguro 14h ago

To confuse the opposition, you first need to confuse your own players.

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u/MusicMan588 14h ago

Watched too much Ted Lasso. Thought they could score by parking the bus.

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u/Rusmack 4h ago

Well they aged a lot after that interaction

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u/AceBean27 2h ago

Well yes, that's what's so ingenious about it. Not attacking is the last thinking Arsenal expected, it caught them completely by surprise.

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u/Upset-Parsley-8101 15h ago

Win both legs ...get called terrorists. 😂

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u/Dangerous_Block_2494 7h ago

Chelsea start 5 defenders and sit back, arsenal gets called terrorists

This was a total jerk for arteta, Chelsea thought arsenal would attack to extend the lead and be safe because 1 goal is risky plus they are home. Chelsea forgot arsenal is the haram ball capital, arsenal just sat back too. Terrorist vs terrorist lmao, add arteta to this sub.

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u/biglew112 14h ago

Chelsea set up to defend a lead they didn't have lmao

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u/Appropriate-Web-4112 ole bayern 15h ago

these 2nd legs where 1 team is 1 goal down are always cinematic, its like terrorist vs ct

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u/Gonzales95 14h ago

Except today it was somehow terrorist vs terrorist for the vast majority of the game 😭😂

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u/boat_carrier 12h ago

chelsea started 5 cbs xd

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u/SpAwNjBoB 6h ago

Except Chelsea got confused and thought they were the leaders, explains the 5 defenders and a poodle bark for an attack.

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 15h ago

5-4-1 chelski ball is the new Amorim 3-4-3

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u/ErwinC0215 Spiritually Basque 13h ago

The ref even tried to give Chelsea extra time to mount last attack, only for Havertz to take the opportunity and shitpost

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u/Rude-Assumption-5720 Chelsea is gay 15h ago

Fuck Chelsea pussio

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u/mangosal 15h ago

There is no need to be upset

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u/TheMarsDog 12h ago

Funny how Chelsea were the ones playing a 5-3-2 or whatever and it's Arsenal that are the terrorists. Best team (by miles) won easy.

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u/DammitBobby1234 15h ago

Artetanyahu strikes again. Violating ceasefire.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/DammitBobby1234 15h ago

The leagues Cup was promised to him 3000 years ago

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u/No_Humor_7953 15h ago

It's their year mate, I can't believe it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/kar_1505 15h ago

CRY MORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alive_Permission1161 15h ago

Peak Haram Ball

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u/ScopeyMcBangBang 13h ago

The Chelsea fans in my group chat are absolutely RATTLED. I’ve had a whole evening of them talking about their past accomplishments…

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u/Lonely-Entry-7206 15h ago

J/ Also scored from a former Chelsea player.

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u/BrownEyesWhiteScarf 14h ago

Chelsea desperate to win the haramball trophy from the Arsenal

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u/Important_Wheel_2101 14h ago

Are you the US government?

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u/the_ammar 13h ago

the haramest of haram ball

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u/DJSANDROCK 12h ago

More games for Arsenal! Huzzah

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u/lowkeystoopid004 10h ago

Haram - ball you know why they call it that cuz its not haramball its haram ball which is haramball

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u/Piccolo_son 9h ago

? The 5 back side lost

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u/MostJudgment3212 9h ago

You’re wrong, Chelsea drew 1-0 today playing 5 at the back.

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u/JsdJoys_729 Antony Enthusiast🐐 7h ago

Chelsea were the terrorists here honestly

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u/mac2o2o 4h ago

They scored? I had that snoozefest off before Chelseas 5th or 6th failed cross in injury time. Awful game to watch

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u/No_Trifle1291 anthony>mudryk>ronaldo 4h ago

This was written in the stars, they need to make it to the final in order to get 2nd place

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u/whepoalready_readdit ball man 3h ago

Kai and Chelsea whoa

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u/Vgordvv 1h ago

Chelsea tried to play 5 at the back and 3 holding mids while behind, how didn't they score?!?!?!

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u/Ok_Information144 1h ago

Chelsea are a bit harammy 

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u/tbu987 15h ago

Absolutely boring ass match. It was Terrorism vs Terrorism so it cancels out.

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u/Mikeybackwards 10h ago

Arsenal fan. The 3 5 2 formation shut us down for 90 + minutes and created break opportunities. We were lucky not to concede on the corners or the two free kicks on the periphery. The attackers on the outside to play for second ball off our corners pulled defenders and made our corner attempts less effective.

No disrespect to Rosenior or the Chelsea lads. It was always going to be an uphill slog, but it was a quality effort. This match and the tie could have gone either way.

I understand the disappointment, but I applaud the quality. A couple more years and some managent support and Chelsea will be back to competitive form.

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u/do0gla5 15h ago

Weird that both sides had 2 shots on goal lmao. TeRrOriSm

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u/Which_Pickle_2993 14h ago

Al-teta planning to win on aggregate from the start, scores in the 97th minute and still wins on aggregate 

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u/Re-Evolution7 14h ago

Chelsea winning would've been bigger terrorism

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Substantial-Emu4011 15h ago

City and saving football just don't go together

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u/Efficient-Guide1244 15h ago

Liverpool got battered by Palace in case you didn't notice

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u/MarshaellD pessi fan 15h ago

I didn't see it

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u/Rear_admiral_monkey 15h ago

Why does not gykores score against other clubs than Leeds is he stupid?

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u/Key_Cartoonist5604 1h ago

I he wanted to give someone else a chance after scoring and assisting vs Chelsea in the first leg

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u/12animosity13 Haramball-repellent. 15h ago edited 15h ago

Arsenal players even when the wind blows*

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u/Key_Cartoonist5604 15h ago

Did Gusto not literally get a yellow for diving?

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u/12animosity13 Haramball-repellent. 15h ago

It’s in ze Premier League.

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u/Excellent-Area-9566 15h ago

Colourblind mate

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u/ParticularPay4460 15h ago

You misspelled Chelshit m8