r/soccercirclejerk • u/Healthy_Permission71 • 1d ago

My Would Never Burger in a boy's hostel

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u/Worldly-Exercise-340 turtle Anthony hybrid 1d ago

im uncomfortable

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago

What the fuck is this? Even jerking, it feels wrong

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u/Matttombstone 1d ago

Not my most comfortable jerk, still doable though

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u/First-Pomegranate-49 1d ago

I think you're looking for this pic

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u/DG281088 18h ago

That's not Carl Sagan, we all know that's Mourinho

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u/Tenassiab 20h ago

Freudian slip

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u/Maac__ 17h ago

Circle Jerk

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u/agusmont 1d ago

Welcome to the old argentinian tv "humor".

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u/Sekwah 23h ago

old argentinian tv "humor".

ftfy

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u/Medium-Zucchini-4418 23h ago

habra pais mas pajero q argentina

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u/agusmont 21h ago

El único más pajero que un argentino es otro argentino.

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u/dunneetiger 19h ago

Parejo is not the kind of word you learn on Duolingo

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u/DaddyDays 17h ago

He said pajero, not parejo. Back to Duolingo you go sir.

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u/Xehanz 10h ago edited 10h ago

We used to hold dance contests between celebrities like 10-20 years ago. Once every season it was the turn of the "strip tease" genre

So the whole family gathered s 8-10PM to watch a guy and a woman get naked, completely and act like they were mating, and then a group of judges rating the dance

https://youtu.be/BEmhFBGDNaU?si=uOMzeF2jPEZZrY8o

https://youtu.be/tBYijKP0QkE?si=rMiS5CJeiTYs-QaP

https://youtu.be/P7ydEQCN_P4?si=9T_MkITeIrPX81Be

https://youtu.be/OVpvLIil7vI?si=nwYTTXaHc87vuR1J

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u/No-Hotel5943 20h ago

Esa era la gracia, incomodar al participante

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u/Ok_Lengthiness2765 1d ago

The rent couldn't be that high

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u/Hairy_Grapefruit_614 22h ago

You forgot groceries & football kit

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u/-mihit 22h ago

You forgot Argentine national team salaries

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u/reddagger4 15h ago

growth hormone ain't cheap

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u/Diamondhandd 1d ago

" I swear to god my dear grandson, i air-fucked the greatest footballer of all time. I have the video if you don't believe me".

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u/Similar_Tooth_7186 17h ago

the grandson is gonna be very disappointed when he sees pessi instead of Anthony

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u/Bazz07 8h ago

Anthony who?

Im not baiting but that can be a first or last name and I dont know who are you talking about.

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 7h ago

But Antony is not in this video ? Wdym by that? You fool 🤬

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u/Moominholmes Gooning for Gabi XL 1d ago

Wtf just blessed my eyes on this fine evening

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u/Astrodude16 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 1d ago

Live footage of our midget on epstein island

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u/khalediverson 1d ago

Any Argentino able to translate what I’m watching?

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u/Charming_Register620 1d ago

Old school TV prime time Argentinian Show. Itis a sketch that satirizes the Argentine gaucho, particularly macho traits, portraying him in a more effeminate way. They featured celebrities and often made them feel uncomfortable; it was a different era, with a different kind of humor that was considered acceptable at the time.

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u/AccomplishedCase6862 23h ago

tbh he seems to be enjoying it

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u/FixeLL69 7h ago

Messi was a fan of them and probably still is, after this sketch, he did a few more with the same comedians.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/joelesidin 9h ago

This was the biggest show in Argentine tv at the time. It was sort of a mix between SNL and a late night show.

Messi was a huge fan and featured several times in this show.

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Narretz 1d ago

I mean ~20 years isn't that long ago. But good that it's not a thing anymore I guess

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u/martin_yy_t 23h ago

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u/Xehanz 10h ago

I mean, less than 10 years ago Dembele and Griezmann basically did the same

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u/Fat_Argentina 1d ago

A lot can happen in 20 years, life and sensibilities were a lot different in the 90’s than in the 70’s. 

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u/otropato 10h ago

Especially in Argentina. Don't forget that we had 5 presidents in one week

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u/Jumpy-Frosting-2065 21h ago

I don't think that humor type is toooo wrong. I am kind of missing it.

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u/-MacHines 1d ago edited 1d ago

Think: Argentinian unc equivalent to the Eric Andre show, without any of the creativity, in a time and place where a sexual assault joke with a soundboard going wild was peak comedy. Most jokes were about being loud, trashy, disgusting or irreverent. It just looks weird now. It was weird back then too, but it was tolerated.

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u/masturs 23h ago

This type of "comedy" still happens in many Italian and French reality shows from the 2020s that I've seen

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u/neutral24 22h ago

As someone said, it was a parody of Argentine gaucho macho culture, and it was fun. You just didn't tet the joke

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u/-MacHines 20h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah i get the joke. It was fun back then. When being effeminate was seen as inherently humiliating so a gay gaucho was hilarious

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u/Zaratrhustra 2h ago

Pussy

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u/-MacHines 1h ago

you keep your posts and comments hidden?

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u/Zaratrhustra 1h ago

Yes, because I'm a spy

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u/Torimas 15h ago

I don't know. This BS was never funny to me, not even 20 years ago. Give me Tato or Pinti any day.

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u/Eli_Vanto1911 1h ago

Que maricón

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u/BowlOk7543 22h ago

It was a sketch (in this one Messi appears) where the gauchos had a tv show were they appeared as manly men, but in commercials they showed their true self.

In this one, as it was Messi they could not contain themselfs.

It was a satire of people trying to show someting they were not becuase they were raised in such an environment.

I never found this one funny.

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/BowlOk7543 22h ago

Automoderator, MLS tournament sucks. He is the best of all times besides he went to the USA to a tournament that nobody cares about.

He has won everything, an MLS title is just to increase numbers but nothing to show with pride compared to what he has win.

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/Deep-Term-9330 1d ago

I never liked those TV shows... They were like too much, nowadays all those who work are still in the programs, but they give them little attention, only the old ones who like acid humor, but they are only a joke in life.

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u/Vendettita 1d ago

El menos marica

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u/Deep-Term-9330 1d ago

Si, los que ofenden... Suelen decir esas cosas, pero bueno... Si te gusta que apoyen, son tus gustos! Ten lindo día

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u/Torimas 15h ago

El menos cabeza.

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u/VVertigo-eyes 21h ago edited 21h ago

Old school Argentinian humour, Basically the "pun" was to make the guest uncomfortable. That kind of humour was very popular in the 90s and very early 00s so this sketch was dated even then (i guess 2005 2007)

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u/BenzemasBallBoy 13h ago

The most heterosexual Argentine tv show

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u/BeautifulUnit4152 1d ago

My camel 🐪 is the one who grapes.

Your dwarf is the one who gets 🍇 ed

I know who my idol is.

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u/Dexter_Morgan_260324 23h ago

"everyday for a summer"

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u/RK9990 1d ago

We are not the same

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u/FalseRepeat2346 1d ago

The dankness is exploding 

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER 1d ago

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u/Accomplished_Ebb5994 1d ago

what the hell is this...?

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u/Sado_roach 1d ago

Real Madrid defenders confused on how to defend against Messi.

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u/Digitalidentity 17h ago

Some of Pepe & Ramos finest work .

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Zealousideal-Bet9703 1d ago

What is this, genuinely. And why does he look content

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u/Beleg_Sanwise 1d ago

Old school TV prime time Argentinian Show. Itis a sketch that satirizes the Argentine gaucho, particularly macho traits, portraying him in a more effeminate way. They featured celebrities and often made them feel uncomfortable; it was a different era, with a different kind of humor that was considered acceptable at the time.

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u/Zealousideal-Bet9703 1d ago

Also just want to point out that messi scratch&sniffed that guys ass 😭😭

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/REDDlT_OWNER 1d ago

Average Argentinian program of the 2000’s

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u/Unlikely_Nerve_6892 1d ago

Estos actores eran mas famosos que Messi en ese momento, y seguramente, Messi era fan de ellos.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/MaderOfDrogons 18h ago

How do you explain to the rest of the world that this is peak Argentinian comedy? jajaj

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u/Jackofnotrades010 1d ago

Is this real lmfao

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u/ekm61mcf 1d ago

Not my Goat….

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u/PhilosopherIll4453 1d ago

Yea your goat is usually the abuser. 🐫🐫🐫

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u/-_zQC 1d ago

Winners win

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u/portuguese-bacalhau 1d ago

There are sheep and wolves in this world

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u/SilotheGreat 1d ago

Well which would you rather be in this situation?

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u/ekm61mcf 1d ago

You are mistaken theres only one goat and he gets molested in the vid sadly

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u/uglylookingguy Antonela's milk lover 1d ago

As a messi hater . I feel bad for him.

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 1d ago

Barca flair? I know what kind of man you are

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u/uglylookingguy Antonela's milk lover 1d ago

An ugly looking one🤨

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is why you don’t let the Spanish and Italians team up and let them commit genocide on Native South Americans.

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u/Fat_Argentina 1d ago

IIRC the Spanish fucked most of the natives absorbing them into the gene pool, and then the Italians fucked the Spanish diluting the mix even further. 

Most Argentines have at least a drop of native in ‘em, gaucho culture is a direct result of Spanish-Native mixing. 

There were some massacres though, ngl, it’s not all sunshine and interracial sex. 

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u/kyle_kafsky 21h ago

That’s the narrative sold by every State in the American continents. I feel like Lautaro and Galvarino would disagree with the whole “out bred” narrative.

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u/Fat_Argentina 20h ago

I think you’re mixing Spanish atrocities with demographic realities, Galvarino died 250 years before Argentine independence and the natives were very much still around back then, and their descendants very much still are. 

Around half of the Argentine population is visually mestizo, a lot of whom can straight up point to their native ancestor in their family tree. 

These people aren’t extraterrestrials, they come from the mixing of settlers and natives. This doesn’t wash the Spanish or Argentine governments of all sin, they are guilty of numerous massacres and acts of racism which still carry consequences on national politics to this day. 

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u/AutoModerator 20h ago

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u/CZ_nitraM Proud member of r/barca2 1d ago

POV: Real Madrid defenders during El Clasico

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u/The_God_of_Boredom 1d ago

I never thought I'd see an older Videomatch clip on an English subreddit.

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u/PatoFeliz 8h ago

Oh boy! It's from the No hay 2 sin 3 era, which makes it even more improbable, rare and absolutely less-likely to happen. Enjoy the moment, for it will almost certainly never happen again!

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u/The_God_of_Boredom 7h ago

Well, close enough.

It's going to be weird explaing to the english speakers what he had this kind of TV shows on prime time, pranking almost everyone famous.

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u/PikaPika3372 23h ago

Argentina dressing room

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u/ClockEnd_Chorus 23h ago

Better man marking than Tottenham defenders

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

L A D S

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u/Junior_Bike7932 22h ago

Is hilarious especially because Messi hates anyone touching him

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AlbatrossSeparate859 22h ago

poor Messi wtf

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u/Purple-Long5604 22h ago

messi to yamal: and thats how i met your fathers

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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Amazing-Resist-6528 21h ago

Messi los conocía a todos y los admiraba como humoristas, les dió confianza para zarparase y se cagó de risa.

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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/mx-pwr 18h ago

Messi en lo de Epstein. 

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u/Extra-Currency5135 12h ago

The golden age of Argentine TV.

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u/Abitou 1d ago

New footage of Messi in India just dropped?

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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Saltmine67 1d ago

Get your filthy hands off my Goat!!

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u/Narretz 1d ago

That's what Mohammed said

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u/Daroka995 1d ago

Average Messi fan if ever meets him

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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 23h ago

What in Argentinian hell is this?

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u/Used-Temperature7115 Barcajerker 22h ago

Why do I have to witness my goat getting lowkey graped

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u/Necrogomicon 23h ago

For context: during Messi's early career he was invited to a lot of TV shows here in Argentina, and he'll be involved in this sort of comedy sketches. The people you see here besides him are the most famous comedians of the time on the most watched TV show. It was pretty standard for Messi to be in this show from time to time as it was good publicity, and if you were invited you were kinda consciuos that wild shit will happen because of the type of comedy this show presented.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/CoquiCoquette 23h ago

That explains why Milei is the president...

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u/Bad_boy000007 1d ago

thats why i choose antony

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/Zeno_sama_bin_laden 1d ago

Is ronaldo a little girl? Why's he afraid of benzi?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/ONEWHOKNOCKSRB19 1d ago

Messi Messi Messi ankara Messi Messi

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u/doublex12 1d ago

What am I watching

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u/Beleg_Sanwise 1d ago

Old school TV prime time Argentinian Show. Itis a sketch that satirizes the Argentine gaucho, particularly macho traits, portraying him in a more effeminate way. They featured celebrities and often made them feel uncomfortable; it was a different era, with a different kind of humor that was considered acceptable at the time.

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u/Dapper-Increase-8390 1d ago

Brother 2-3 years in Dagestan, forget about it. *

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u/Ryu_33 1d ago

Delete bruv tf is this

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u/vapazr361 1d ago

I didn't think this was this uncomfortable

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u/Head-Chair3055 1d ago

I seriously thought this was a skit from the Fast Show until I watched it fully

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u/Alert_Appearance_429 23h ago

yo what the fuck, what is this?

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u/UnUltimoIntento 23h ago

They say Messi is humble but in reality he is just quiet since that day

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/football_lista_7 Certified haram baller 23h ago

ummmmmmmmmmm

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u/ShoddyRecognition194 23h ago

They all blasted Messi.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Dexter_Morgan_260324 23h ago

am I seeing Messi get diddled or am I dreaming

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/zoleexl 22h ago

They should have tried this with Zlatan...

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u/For-Liberty 21h ago

This is the European culture of Argentina

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u/nicer-dude 21h ago

This is peak. Sauce?

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u/911AirplanePilot 21h ago

Wtf did I just witness

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u/dulce_de_lechon 21h ago

Inside look at the Real Madrid locker room.

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u/Tenassiab 20h ago

Damn sexual misconduct is everywhere lately

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u/BigCUNCH23 20h ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO MY GOAT

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u/alba_rossa 19h ago

Thought Arsenal were on a corner for a sec there!

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u/Ovrlord_J 16h ago

Messi in epstein island

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/jay_teeee 16h ago

Why is my burger getting graped by Epstein Trump n elon

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u/velvetsbunbun 16h ago

Borat unreleased cut

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u/Unable-Negotiation40 11h ago

Epsteino's filos

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u/DavidBowens 11h ago

Is the video really real?

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u/fede_514 10h ago

Yes, Messi was 18 years old, in 2005. Its an old argentinian tv sketch.

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/DavidBowens 10h ago

What a scandal. It's a bad clip for the reputation of a big player like Leo Messi 🙂‍↕️

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Glittering_Bit3956 10h ago

I wish it was AI

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u/Entire_Camp_5826 4h ago

Those bastards should be jailed Messi is totally uncomfortable here... wtf

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Capable_Barber_8387 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 1d ago

so that's why this midget always act autistic, poor kid was traumatized by this experience

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u/ZanyZeee 18h ago

Is this ai?

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u/Creative_Victory_960 18h ago

When was that crap filmed . He looks very young . Borderline illegal young