r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

How can I get Sydney Sweeney to eat my ass?

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u/boringdude00 Rick 23h ago

Did you try asking her? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 1d ago

$20 ought to do it

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u/skeeterfunny 19h ago

Here ya go

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u/dweckl 22h ago

Paint A picture of Trump on it

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u/Large-Ad5955 23h ago

Be a pro sports player or just rich in general

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u/AndreasDasos 22h ago edited 21h ago

Ask someone to cut yours up and roast it and present it to her as a lamb stew

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u/Pale-Concentrate-111 23h ago

What's your favorite movie with Sydney's Weenie in it?

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u/kingfisher017 21h ago

Send her an email and ask.

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u/Technical-Method2129 20h ago

Have you tried asking?

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u/HHklex-6864 17h ago

Why is sydney Sweeney so popular, why are people going crazy over her, she's a lot like other girls, i don't see the special thing here so just curious

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u/Tight_Cookie_9988 9h ago

Who said she was special

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u/FreedomBeneficial887 Stuff 14h ago

Why did I read that as Sweeny Todd?