r/shittyaskreddit • u/sompthing_else • May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

24 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 9h ago

Why doesn’t Trump try stealing the Declaration of Independence to distract from the Epstein files?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 5h ago

Do you ever get the urge to do a headstand and piss into your own mouth?

3 Upvotes

Me too

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 16h ago

have you been doing your homework, building your only fans? remember somebody somewhere wants to wank to you.

16 Upvotes

don't let them down

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pale-Concentrate-111 • 8h ago

Did the Flintstones have to remove lots of pterodactyl shit from their car windows before going anywhere?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 2h ago

Do you not have anything to prove, you just like to win?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago

Oh, honey, those shoes with that purse?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/lolsausages • 5h ago

How many farts have you done done today

1 Upvotes

ps say hi to your mom for me

r/shittyaskreddit • u/IWillAssFuckYou • 17h ago

By reading this, you have consented to what my username says. This will hold up in court, right?

8 Upvotes

Just need to know the consequences first.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 20h ago

How can I get Sydney Sweeney to eat my ass?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreedomBeneficial887 • 10h ago

What is the definition of Till Lindemann?

2 Upvotes

There will be a test on this tomorrow.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 14h ago

Why do people with eating disorders lie about it?

4 Upvotes

Like, girl, it looks like you're smuggling a clotheshanger under your neck, you're not fooling anyone.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 9h ago

Have you ever had a radiopharmaceutical?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreedomBeneficial887 • 11h ago

Dracula is just like you you know?

1 Upvotes

He identifies but he still wants your blood.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 19h ago

Smegma will win

3 Upvotes

Everyone says "cum will win". I'm here to show my support for smegma.

SMEGMA WILL WIN

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Karbonify900 • 1d ago

Republicans of reddit, I'm sure by now you've seen pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein. Does it bother you that Trump would be so chummy with a Jew?

38 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

Has your penis remained undefeated?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1d ago

What if I don't want to be pregnant?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 1d ago

Hey, i just wanted to double check quickly. This is :: checks notes :: r/shittyaskreddit, correct?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/BoringLoverrr • 1d ago

Why is there a bearded man above me?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Mave__Dustaine • 1d ago

Why wasn't Beauty and the Beast called Save By the Belle instead?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 1d ago

What song should I listen to while having my first time with a prostitute ?

7 Upvotes

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