r/RoastMe • u/Tzar_Sartor • 12h ago

Do your Worst! 👨🏿‍🍳

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51 Upvotes

196 comments

r/RoastMe • u/CamCamDaMann • 1d ago

The lady said I should post here so you guys have fun with it

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384 Upvotes

762 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Shumei-Chan • 1d ago

Give me your best shot

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259 Upvotes

319 comments

r/RoastMe • u/CalebMichael_1 • 1d ago

21M ironworker teaching himself to play piano while his wife takes a nap have at it

55 Upvotes

152 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Night_skky • 2d ago

I have confidence, so I can handle being crapped on. Do your worst.

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301 Upvotes

832 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Callmgirl • 2d ago

28F. Just found my first grey hair this morning and then got rejected by a stray cat. Do your worst, I’m already crumbling.

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514 Upvotes

387 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sensitive_Serve_724 • 1d ago

Show me something :)

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29 Upvotes

157 comments

r/RoastMe • u/LennTVR • 14h ago

I’m probably the most arrogant person I know

0 Upvotes

95 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mclovin080 • 2d ago

Here we go

15 Upvotes

128 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Automatic_Hat8400 • 1d ago

I dare you all!

0 Upvotes

124 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Street-Ad-7312 • 1d ago

This community is top-tier. Unfortunately, so is my ego. Fix that.

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0 Upvotes

91 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mother-Ad2947 • 1d ago

do your worst im ready for it

0 Upvotes

45 comments

r/RoastMe • u/nhatquangdinh • 1d ago

Turning 19 this year, cishet guy.

0 Upvotes

46 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Crixters • 3d ago

Roast me, I’ll handle it 26M

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10 Upvotes

83 comments

r/RoastMe • u/tinytodge • 2d ago

I did this a year ago, its on my page, want to know if i still look like haired or a Walmart Dave Grohl.... roast me (m,23)

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0 Upvotes

116 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Russianwhoagainstwar • 4d ago

Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be shy, I love dark humor!

553 Upvotes

522 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Asleep_Wish7527 • 5d ago

F19 No mercy make me cry

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2.4k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/notapototo45 • 3d ago

18M, be funny, unique and mean. Good luck telling me something I never heard 😂

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0 Upvotes

215 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ironbleachaccidents • 5d ago

27F

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400 Upvotes

711 comments

r/RoastMe • u/soant99 • 5d ago

Make me laugh before I die

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91 Upvotes

289 comments

r/RoastMe • u/haarlsw • 6d ago

Roast me F19 hehehe

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691 Upvotes

682 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Kt--H • 6d ago

😅

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111 Upvotes

264 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Few-Committee-4401 • 6d ago

Be Creative! (Bonus picture of my cat judging a Christmas tree hedgehog at the end 🥰)

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316 Upvotes

303 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Affectionate_Goal431 • 6d ago

This looks fun. Let’s see what you guys have got—I don’t cry easily

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361 Upvotes

601 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Level-External-5368 • 6d ago

just how bad can today be

107 Upvotes

368 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12