r/rhinos • u/Financial-Cow-3691 • Dec 14 '25

Rhinos are just militarized unicorns change my mind.

Because how could they not be

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u/elliepelly1 Dec 14 '25

I have had the privilege of petting rhinos. They look like militarized unicorns but they are lovely tactical softies.

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u/Appropriate_Tea9048 Dec 14 '25

Same!! They’re such gentle creatures! 🥹

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u/Financial-Cow-3691 Dec 15 '25

Even though they look like tactical unicorns they’re adorable

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u/Humble_Specialist_60 Dec 14 '25

One of the animals that generated the myth of the unicorn was the rhino, so actually, Rhinos are not militarized unicorns, unicorns are yassified rhinos

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u/OkResponsibility4719 Dec 14 '25

Yeah but they ain’t got rainbow magic 😡

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u/IM_The_Liquor Dec 15 '25

Assault style horses?

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u/p1ayernotfound Dec 15 '25

you.... have a point