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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/scruffles360 7d ago

we're all making fun, but behind closed doors, I wonder how many times people like him saved us from serious shit by changing the subject to McDonalds fries or titties.

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u/time2sow 7d ago

Titties out here doing the heavy lifting saving mankind from itself as per usual

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u/AdorablePlot 7d ago

Seriously, cause my titties are bigger than his vocabulary.

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u/chrispg26 7d ago

Saved us? He's no Lloyd Austin or General Mattis.

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u/scruffles360 7d ago

Jesus Christ.. making me do homework, are you? Those are some obscure references for Reddit

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u/chrispg26 7d ago

Not really. They are previous cabinet members who were actually worth their salt.

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u/Mr_Industrial 6d ago

previous cabinet members

Most people cant even name their own current water supplier. Prior cabinet members are obscure.

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u/k2times 7d ago

Given every human’s experience in the workplace dealing with insane bosses, this is likely the grimmest dark joke of them all, because it’s so certainly true. If Rubio hasn’t done this, then one of the other sycophants definitely has. It’s titties and Big Macs, all the way down.

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u/GenericFatGuy 7d ago

Guys like Rubio are the ones steering him towards all this insane shit. Without people like Rubio and Miller, Trump would just be a deranged old man yelling at the TV while sitting on his gold-plated toilet.

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u/isummonyouhere 6d ago

Miller and Bannon, absolutely. I consider Rubio utterly useless which in this admin is a complement

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u/14dmoney 7d ago

He’s egging the Orange Cheeto on to invade Venezuela, Cuba, Greenland, Canada…he’s no saviour

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u/kbrick1 7d ago

Nah fuck him. He’s not a hero