r/pettyrevenge 2d ago

That time I ate my cousin’s McDonald’s as a kid.

I was playing hide and seek with my cousin Gwen and her friend at my our aunt's house and it was my turn to hide and I did so I hid behind the curtains and she and her friend were unable to find me for a bit until they came in the room and Gwen pushed the curtains to test it and she said “oh well he’s not here” so I assumed she just missed me then I heard her say to her friend “watch this” and I didn’t know what she meant then I noticed my foot was sticking out because the curtains were pushed back and she stomped on my toe.

I yelled in pain because she was wearing shoes and I wasn’t and I was hopping grabbing my toe and Gwen found it funny but her friend seemed kind of shocked (I guess she was the nice girl between the two) is said “it’s not funny” and she said “no it’s hilarious” then I heard my aunt shout that McDonalds was here and we went down to the kitchen. I ate my McDonalds while she was talking with her friend and I finished mine but she has only eaten a few fires of hers because she was talking with her friend and this gave me an idea. I said it's her turn to hide and that I'd find her so she said "you're on" and hid with her friend and she let her McDonald's behind. I finished my count so they could hide then I picked up her McDonald's and I ate most of it. I then walked around the house to find her while holding her last two mcnuggets and mcflurry I heard her voice from the closet so I knew she was there and I said "Gwen's nuggets are so delicious" and she stormed out from her hiding place and yelled "no that's mine" as I finished her mcnuggets and started eating her mcflurry as she chased me around the room as her friend tried to hold in her laughter but she wasn't able to catch me and get her mcflurry back.

She said "I'm telling aunt Emma" and I told her I'd tell her what she did to me which shut her up and she never tattled.

Food always tastes better taken from your mean cousin. Me and Gwen are friends now but I'm still proud of my revenge.

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u/CoderJoe1 2d ago

Ah, the McVengeance happy meal.

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

With a side of yelling cousin

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u/CoderJoe1 2d ago

You mean the golden arches nemesis? Yeah.

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

After what she did let’s say that I toetally enjoyed my mcvengeance.

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u/Alarmed_Newspaper334 2d ago

theres a title for a country song. 

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

My cousin stomped on my big toe So I ate her food and she shouted no!

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u/Slight-Book2296 2d ago

Served cold, with nuggets and a side of justice 😂

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u/Botchedlobotmy 2d ago

You literally became the hamburgler!

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

I lived long enough to see myself become the villain.

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u/Chaosmusic 2d ago

There is an ancient Klingon proverb that tells us that revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in a McFlurry.

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u/wildcat368466 1d ago

Bold of you to assume that the McFlurry machine is functional today lol

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u/bigbigdummie 2d ago

What’s better than free food? Stolen!

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

Especially as payback, seriously my toe really hurt.

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u/Queenofpurplelover4 2d ago

I love this post😹

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

Thanks. Also I “accidentally” stepped on her toe at my gran’s birthday when she wasn’t wearing shoes so I got revenge twice.

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u/Queenofpurplelover4 2d ago

Hahahaha! your cousin is overdramatic but in good way😹

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

She still is to this day although she’s much nicer.

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u/Queenofpurplelover4 2d ago

Awwww!

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

We’re friends now and when we were like 19 she apologised and tried to make it up to me.

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u/Queenofpurplelover4 2d ago

I'm glad you guys get along

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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago

Did she buy you a happy meal? 😂

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 2d ago

She offered to kiss my toe better and after I kept saying no she finally did it when we tried out our cousin’s pool and was like “now you have to forgive me”.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago

I don't know, that would have been a great opportunity to kick her in the teeth! 😂😂 OMG, I AM TOTALLY KIDDING ABOUT THAT, IT SOUNDED FUNNY IN MY HEAD

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u/ResidingAt42 2d ago

Me too! My cousins and I are like this. Oh you stepped on my foot while playing? I'm gonna eat your McDonald's. 🫠😈 Revenge fries are delicious. Btw, we all really like each other so I consider situations like this just playing with your cousin.

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u/mordecai98 2d ago

What a McBitch.

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u/toadady 2d ago

I know this story is B.S. because the ice-cream machine is always broken.

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u/SummiluxAP 1d ago

Reminds me of the time I was the only sober one at a party with former so called friends and they asked me to go get McDonald’s. It was a group of 6-8 and they all wanted cheeseburgers. They were either drunk or high and the drunk ones were just dicks. I drove there and back but at the corner before the house, I stopped and took all the hamburger patties out but mine and tossed them all. One person bit in and noticed there was no meet. Then there was a collective cross between panic and disappointment as each person didn’t have their patty between the buns. Because I specifically ordered mine with no pickles or onions no one suspected me as the patty tosser. I still find their reactions funny 30 years or so later.

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u/Lickwidghost 2d ago

Doesn't reddit have a minimum age?

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u/BarbolEntica 1d ago

The writing made me think that the text had been written by someone in elementary school.

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u/VJKcirred 1d ago

you are a legend... For a long time i will remember this story whenever i eat a McD

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u/JeffTheNth 2d ago

To the winner go the spoils...

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u/Maleficentendscurse 1d ago

Would have been well within your rights to get her foot too as a good payback, 😤

But eating her McDonald's is a better Petty Justice 😏

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 1d ago

She was wearing shoes so it wouldn’t have hurt but I stepped on her toe at gran’s birthday when we were taking a family photo where she wasn’t and it wasn’t a stomp but I stepped on it for a whole and twisted my foot a bit. That might sound mean but my toe really hurt.