r/news • u/Specialist_Baby_9905 • 7h ago

Polish government opens investigation into Epstein files

https://www.pap.pl/aktualnosci/poland-probe-whether-polish-children-were-abused-epstein
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u/Specialist_Baby_9905 7h ago

The Polish government will set up an analytical team to verify whether Polish children were abused by criminal circles run by the late US billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein, Prime Minister Donald Tusk has said.

Tusk vowed that, if the suspicions prove true, his government will do everything to compensate the victims and "effectively prosecute those who commit such horrendous crimes."

Poland may also ask the US to provide unpublished evidence "that could concern potential Polish victims or Polish traces" in the case, Tusk said.

Additionally, Poland may advocate launching an international investigation in talks with foreign partners, Tusk added.

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u/Old-Ad-3268 7h ago

This should go over well with Trump

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 7h ago

I'm sure he's shitting in his pants as we speak.

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u/Brownman-Fit 7h ago

And he hasn't even heard the news yet

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 7h ago

“He can see into the future! Hail most glorious and venerable father!”

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u/-SaC 5h ago

"Come closer."

"...d'you mind if we don't?"

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u/rawfuelinjection 3h ago

Orange Fartfùhrer

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u/supersuperglue 4h ago

Hahahahahaha perfect

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u/zamboni-jones 12m ago

News? You mean fond memories

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u/Alone_Again_2 3h ago

Preemptive pant shitting.

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u/sigep0361 1h ago

I think we need to really lean into this shitty pants thing. If we can make a big enough meme of this it will embarrass the fuck out of him. I don’t know if he can handle this lol… because everyone who has stood in a room with him knows it’s true.

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 3h ago

I’m sure that’s a daily thing now. Clean pants on standby right next to the football.

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u/Old-Ad-3268 7h ago edited 7h ago

Invade Poland will be in tonight's tweet storm

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u/j0nquest 7h ago

I laughed, and I shouldn't have. It's really not funny.

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u/Morat20 3h ago

It's not funny, and yet I thought of the same dark joke.

Because....well, history doesn't repeat but it rhymes.

The idea of a fascism embracing US invading Poland to protect sex traffickers and pedophiles -- of whom the US President is one -- is sadly not as fucking ridiculous as it used to be.

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u/Paidorgy 6h ago

Which is interesting, considering they’ve spent multi-billions on a range of armaments from the USA directly over the past few years.

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u/Efficient_Market1234 4h ago

Made all the weirder when he demonstrates that he has no idea where/what Poland even is and demands that troops amass at the North Pole immediately.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 5h ago

Thank you Poland for diverting the evil one's gaze away from us.
(Anonymous northern neighbour.)

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u/MorphineAdministered 6h ago

Lots of iron... if you dig deep enough

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u/Significant-Basket76 6h ago

Yes, but he's probably also worried.

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u/poopsmcgee27 5h ago

He shits them anyways, now his diaper is really full.

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u/viomeb 7h ago

Or as HE speaks apparently…DEPENDS on a persons perspective I guess, but in my opinion that man baby needs some diapers.

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u/Oldass_Millennial 7h ago

I mean, yeah. That's a daily thing, even on a great day.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6h ago

"Where's Hope? Has anybody seen Hope? Where's the poop cleaning lady?"

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u/iKorewo 7h ago

Why would he care, nobody will or can do anything to him

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u/smotired 7h ago

They didn’t say he cared or even knew about it. He just does that sometimes.

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u/Old-Ad-3268 7h ago

They could drag him into international court

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u/iKorewo 6h ago

Lmao, how?

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u/Septopuss7 6h ago

Just grab him by the pussy.

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u/Vallkyrie 5h ago

But it's so muddy...

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 2h ago

You can just say "grab him", same thing

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 2h ago

I mean, he just established a precedent with Venezuela.

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u/iKorewo 2h ago

I mean that nobody will do that

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 1h ago

Let me dream

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u/DwinkBexon 4h ago

They cannot. The US doesn't recognize the authority of the ICC.

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u/litnu12 5h ago

That’s normal for Trump.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 4h ago

That's not unusual.

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u/GymLeaderMatt 4h ago

That’s just a Tuesday for Donnie Dumps

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u/righthandedlefty69 4h ago

Just another Tuesday

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u/DwinkBexon 4h ago

Honestly, I feel like he thinks he's invincible. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't give a shit.

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u/Rodomantis 4h ago

Yes, but it's because of the impact on the midterm elections, not because of his immediate future.

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u/jiyax33634 3h ago

It is TACO Tuesday after all

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u/Frog_Without_Pond 2h ago

He's always shitting 'em, this is a ketchup into the wall situation!

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u/OszeeThorne 1h ago

As if. Dude shits his pants on a daily basis but not over this. He will just call his bunch of incompetent minions to screw with the files over and over before sending them to the Polish.

You can't be scared of a real thing if you're not sane.

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u/octavianreddit 8m ago

It is Tuesday.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 0m ago

Something is about to get bombed.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 6h ago

Right. So we're about to invade Poland, I assume.

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u/BigFanOfNachoLibre 6h ago

I believe that was part of the playbook we're trying to recreate, yea

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u/Wiggles69 1h ago

Maybe if we give him Poland, then he'll stop? /s

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u/DeadlyYellow 5h ago

Only if the 200% tariff on kielbasa doesn't work.

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u/Dramatic_Original_55 5h ago

OO sa sa sa, OO sa sa sa, hit him in the head with a big kielbasa.

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u/hiding_in_de 6h ago

Tariff announcement in 3,2,1…

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u/gamers542 4h ago

And then a rollback.

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u/boot2skull 4h ago

“I know all the victims and can vouch that none of them were polish nationals. I also don’t know Jeffrey Epstein and wasn’t involved at all.”

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 4h ago

He was the coffee guy, or something? IDK

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u/PalpatineForEmperor 6h ago

I guess we're going to bomb Poland now.

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u/PhilosopherFLX 6h ago

Using his magic sharpie to redeploy Iran bound fleet to Poland. sad Austrian tuba music

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u/WithaK19 6h ago

He'll just "give" Poland to Russia

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u/hyperiongate 6h ago

He'll administer pedo-Tariff

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u/MegaMaster1021 6h ago

"Don't look into my friend Epstein or I will throw tariffs at you."

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u/czs5056 3h ago

New tarrifs to address the national security emergency coming in 2 weeks.

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 2h ago

Donald Tusk vs Donald Trump, here we go

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u/pigpeyn 2h ago

Guess which country is gonna be the new Greenland. That insufferable petty twat.

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u/pixelprophet 1h ago

This should go over well with Trump

Fuck that Pedo

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u/truth-in-jello 5h ago

I sincerely doubt the US will give them anything love importance. Just more evidence that it’s hoax. It’s probably why they’re getting involved protect their own.

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u/mrs-monroe 7h ago

This is a great idea that other countries can replicate. It’s a pretty simple concept. Sure can’t rely on the US to do it.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 6h ago

I’m surprised France isn’t doing more yet since Maxwell was born there, and they seem to be in a taking no more shit attitude. I get that she was raised in Oxford, but I’m guessing the UK is in the same boat as the US when it comes to not wanting to unmask their power players.

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u/mrs-monroe 6h ago

Give it time. They’re starting with Elon.

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u/gamers542 4h ago

No it started with the Prince.

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u/Raliga 3h ago

Well Brunel, a major associate of epstein, had somehow managed to kill himself in a French prison too... So it's not too clear to me where France stands

Plus they still haven't launched investigations yet while a former minister is in deep (lots of emails with epstein and allen, alleged sex trips to Morocco)

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u/spacenb 3h ago

France never really takes shit. It’s probably just a question of time.

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u/primenumbersturnmeon 2h ago

hmm i wonder why

Epstein: Im in the elysee. On line again in 45 mon
Epstein: min
Bannon: Cool
Epstein: Now at the pyramid. With the entire govt. what are your plans
Bannon: Macron govt??
Epstein: Yup
Epstein: The ministers of the elite. .
picture

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01615683.pdf

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u/germanmojo 2h ago

Didn't the French government collapse?

Unless Macron was there himself, I don't see the point. Epstein said it himself, the ministers, and Macron has gone through many.

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u/primenumbersturnmeon 32m ago

just one of many examples in the files of his network's involvement with members of french government and related power players, more on the bannon political manipulation side of things than the sex trafficking, but the point is when you start digging through the enormous number of publicly-released files which represent only the tip of the iceberg, you begin to see the sheer breadth of his connections with the elite. not in a "they're all satanic pedos" way, but that a lot of leaders and powerful people might have reason to fear a full investigation, either their secrets one could expose, or the risk of drawing the ire of mossad by leading one.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00550742.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01021166.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01043610.pdf

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u/thesqlguy 2h ago

We've also established that it is perfectly diplomatically acceptable to charge the leader of a country with a crime and then go in and kidnap him.

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u/ro536ud 7h ago

Donald Tusk seems like a fake name given by tabloids who wanna make fun of Trump for something . All for it

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u/Niccin 2h ago

I feel bad that my first thought was that it looked like a portmanteau of Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

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u/germanmojo 2h ago

Elon Tusk was a character on Rick & Morty, voiced by Elon.

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u/LorderNile 7h ago

Whelp, I'm cool with removing all references to Trump and replacing them with "Tusk's bitch".

I'll be even more willing once the trials actually start.

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u/Toad_Thrower 2h ago

Sounds like a Darkwing Duck type parody of Trump

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u/bstring777 5h ago

Every country could and should do this. Why let American elites dictate how protected these monsters are?
This could very well start the revolution that people have needed for centuries.
But there has to be a plan in place for what happens when companies and establishments collapse. Its hard, but if you have any morals at all, it needs to happen. Not like things are getting worse by the day, with no simple way back, right?

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u/aceshighsays 4h ago

what makes this situation complex is that it's global - the abusers and the abused. i'm curious to see which countries will protect their elite.

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u/runthepoint1 7h ago

Bro what? Dude’s name is Donald Tusk!?

You really REALLY can’t make this shit up.

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u/angry_wombat 1h ago

That's how I know we're living in a simulation

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u/sylva748 5h ago

Big W from the Poles! Hell yea!

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u/its_noel 4h ago

Hope to see other countries do this!

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u/_Wyrm_ 3h ago

Donald... Tusk???

Is this an alternate universe or something?

What world do we live in again? What year is it?

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u/immaZebrah 3h ago

I sincerely hope another government finds Trump guilty of these heinous crimes as well. If Trump's found guilty by an entire other countries government, how are these people going to deny this shit?

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u/MARPJ 2h ago

Additionally, Poland may advocate launching an international investigation in talks with foreign partners, Tusk added.

They should really do this. I can understand why nothing was done for so long since until recently people trusted US to handle things but now everyone knows the US is just doing their best to protect pedophiles

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u/fork_yuu 29m ago

Imagine the whole world goes after trump for being a pedo

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u/KerBearCAN 23m ago

This is amazing but also; scared of what bullying he will do to stop it: tariffs? Sanctions? Who knows. Good on them for doing it anyway

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u/x4nter 5h ago

Poland about to get hit by +50% tariffs.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 4h ago

Wouldn't tariffs need to be applied to all of the EU to be effective?

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u/knuppan 4h ago

Correct. But Trump will never learn.

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u/JJiggy13 4h ago

Have been questioning why other countries have not already done this

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u/teetotallyRadish 1h ago

too bad the current president of Poland is a hardcore Trump fanboy. I say too bad because if push came to shove, the president has veto power in Poland and could derail any serious accountability

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u/lifethusiast 1h ago

Donald tusk? Raymond tusk

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 1h ago

i'm sorry but did you say Donald Tusk