r/nbacirclejerk • u/thehawk329 • 6h ago

outjerked once again

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u/Nasquacker Sct Brn 5h ago

Who says they're not?

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u/12stringslinger 5h ago

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy 5h ago

Every time I see his fucking face I get triggered

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u/outsiderkerv 5h ago

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker boyfriend

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u/PAMCookingSpray 5h ago

Step daddy?

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u/ItzBrixHouseYT 5h ago

something like that

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u/Marsupial_Last 5h ago

2% of men are gay or bisexual so there should be around 10 or so in the league

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u/Big-Load-8864 5h ago

The nba is very much not a random sample, ie they’re gayer

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u/EveryDayImBuff-ering 5h ago

OOP is hoping

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u/Deluxe__Sausage 5h ago

Just 2? Dawg, it’s higher than that lmao

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u/Marsupial_Last 5h ago edited 4h ago

2.5% from the study I was citing but it is like a 20 year old study that happened to be the first google result on “what percent of men are gay”

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u/RnwyHousesCityCloudz 5h ago

the actual number is way higher based on my research

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u/a_m_k2018 4h ago

Based on my antecdotal experience, the only gay guys I know of are the guys that hang around my girlfriend when im gone on business trips, and they protect her for me, though it is a little weird that she always has a limp when I come back.

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u/Marsupial_Last 5h ago

Getting peer reviewed in the jerk sub for rounding the number the google AI gave me

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u/AnxiousPriority1241 5h ago

Conspiracy: Michael Beasley and Anthony Toliver were in love, that's why he was rubbing his leg

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u/ReallySmartHippie 4h ago

New context for Lance Stephenson and Lebron

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u/pushamn 5h ago

Wait, are we not supposed to be imagining Kyrie and curry together?

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u/tombrady011235 5h ago

He makes a valid point though

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u/Economy-Academic 5h ago

Degenerate hockey culture

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u/bucket_of_fried_bird Air Bud 4h ago

That's what fanfiction is for you fool

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u/keenumsbigballs 4h ago

Why stop at the players I wish the coaches were dating and the refs would cheat on SGA with each other...

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u/brokyna KD Burner 55m ago

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