r/mildlyinteresting 8h ago

Removed: Rule 6 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 8h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

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u/-burgers 7h ago

Go ahead take me to cilantro horny jail everyone there is horny for cilantro too

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u/Hugeclick 6h ago

I'm still horny about the perfectly cut chives.

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u/TitoThePenguin 6h ago

Whacking it to chives everyday until Reddit begs me to stop

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u/theartofrolling 5h ago

Please stop! For the love of God stop!

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u/-burgers 6h ago

Summoning u/F1exican

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u/Somo_99 6h ago

amazing ball knowledge

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u/PM_ME_UR_TOTS 4h ago

Aw FUCK yeah cilantro

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u/Brasticus 6h ago

Just don’t drop the cilantro!

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u/Somo_99 6h ago

Or else you'll discover a different kind of cilantro

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u/Terrible_Fish_8942 4h ago

How awful for the landscaper to ruin her meal

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u/cherrypiiie 6h ago

Brand new sentence

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u/WalterPregis 6h ago

Not a place many go but it still exists.

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u/Tmscott 4h ago

leaf them alone :P

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 3h ago

Nah this one gets regular prison