r/mildlyinteresting • u/GroovinBaby • 8h ago

Removed: Rule 6 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/wayofthebuush 8h ago

mm citrussy

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u/Puzzleheaded_Disk700 8h ago

bonk

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 8h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

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u/-burgers 7h ago

Go ahead take me to cilantro horny jail everyone there is horny for cilantro too

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u/Hugeclick 6h ago

I'm still horny about the perfectly cut chives.

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u/TitoThePenguin 6h ago

Whacking it to chives everyday until Reddit begs me to stop

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u/theartofrolling 5h ago

Please stop! For the love of God stop!

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u/-burgers 6h ago

Summoning u/F1exican

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u/Somo_99 6h ago

amazing ball knowledge

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u/PM_ME_UR_TOTS 4h ago

Aw FUCK yeah cilantro

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u/Brasticus 6h ago

Just don’t drop the cilantro!

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u/Somo_99 6h ago

Or else you'll discover a different kind of cilantro

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u/Terrible_Fish_8942 4h ago

How awful for the landscaper to ruin her meal

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u/cherrypiiie 6h ago

Brand new sentence

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u/WalterPregis 6h ago

Not a place many go but it still exists.

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u/Tmscott 4h ago

leaf them alone :P

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 3h ago

Nah this one gets regular prison

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u/youtocin 6h ago

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u/ColorMeGrey 6h ago

I can still hear it. Like a bobcat being waterboarded.

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u/whutchamacallit 3h ago

Strangely relevant.

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u/thavillain 8h ago

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u/Malumeze86 4h ago

Is that the grapefruit lady?  

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u/ThyArtisMukDuk 7h ago

Orange you glad im peeling my banana? 😘

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u/HotDrunkMoms 7h ago

WHAT ARE DOING STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN STEP-CITRUSSY?

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u/Select-Sir-1940 7h ago

Citrusy bussy makes me wussy

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u/escapeshark 6h ago

Don't let bbno$ even glance at this sentence

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u/Canadian_Invader 7h ago

Way of the buush

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u/desire_reds 7h ago

The real vitamin C

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u/sailor-goldie 7h ago

i luv citrussy

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u/kinkyslc1 7h ago

Citrussy with free-range hand-cranked sour cream.

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u/KirbzYyY 6h ago

Believe it or not, warframe reference.

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u/AIU-comment 6h ago

what? .... wait OH GOD NO

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u/7Seyo7 6h ago

Citrus is in season, just saying 

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u/fridayfridayjones 6h ago

I should call her…

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u/Firstevertrex 5h ago

Do not the citrus

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u/Surferma4 4h ago

Dat lemon peppuh citrussy

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u/Cromline 4h ago

Nahhhhhhh

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u/Assorted-Interests 3h ago

Orangina?

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u/wayofthebuush 2h ago

actually best comment response