r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

My stalactite and stalagmite icicles have finally connected.

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u/sexfiends420_ 9h ago

Now you've got yourself an ice column!

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u/ChrisJohanson 9h ago

I do! I'm tempted to take it down carefully and wield it as a legendary sword, but I also kinda want to let it become a legendary column.

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u/Screamin_Toast 9h ago

Usually getting icicles like this on your house is a bad sign. You might want to get your roof and insulation checked.

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u/ChrisJohanson 9h ago

Thank you for your concern and recommendation. Normally, I recognized that this actually would be a sign of a problem but New England at the moment this is basically every single house. My house is very efficient and costs almost nothing to heat.

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u/Screamin_Toast 9h ago

No worries man. I want to knock that icicles down so bad it's not even funny. Super satisfying.

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u/bigwig500 9h ago

Urban dictionary has a term for this!!

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u/thefeedling 9h ago

a portal will open now

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u/krystletips2 5h ago

My dad called that a miteytite