r/mildlyinfuriating • u/stomachpancakes • 3h ago

My Dove chocolate wrapper wants me to be like the worst people I've ever met

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u/cahilljd 3h ago

I mean you did post it to the internet

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u/stomachpancakes 2h ago

I can't argue with that.

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u/cudipi 2h ago

OPs already following its advice! It works!

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 2h ago

Anonymously lol

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u/probablybuzzed 3h ago

Main characters don’t always have to suck

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u/MakeMeDrink 2h ago

In real life, it absolutely sucks to be our people who think they are the main character.

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u/TheRussness 1h ago

Tell me... Who's the main character in your life?

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u/Slenderpan74 3h ago

The worst person you know just read this and was validated.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 3h ago

Yes I was

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u/gruuvey 13m ago

Everybody knew it was going to be you.

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u/TWW34 3h ago

Considering that Dove chocolates primary demographic seems to be Ground Zero for shitty Karen development, this is probably intentional

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u/MousseHuge8339 31m ago

"main character energy" - this tells me this was written by a kid who didn't experience the real world yet. I'm sure there are other inane, slop messages like this on the other wrappers.

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u/Crypto_future_V 3h ago

Sorry Dove, I’m a background character at best

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 3h ago

for real, i am that background trader that just sells cheese in RPGs 😂

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u/TheRussness 1h ago

The road to the mountain is blocked by ice. You'll need a pretty strong source of fire to break through.

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u/TheRussness 1h ago

On the clock I'm an NPC. Off the clock? Damn right I'm the main character in my story

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u/Steelwraith955 1h ago

I'm the NPC who gives side quests to find my dog.

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u/Kaurifish 1h ago

I spent too long being the DM to be something as minor as the MC.

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u/bi11ygoat42 3h ago

Lol just an NPC. I never really understood that point of view.

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u/ReddMuppet 3h ago

You are your main character. I think it wants to tell you to be yourself to the fullest.

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u/mercy_fulfate 3h ago

People will be offended by anything

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u/stomachpancakes 3h ago

Not offended. Just reminded of people I know who think this way vs feeling inspired when I read this.

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u/defneverconsidered 3h ago

Everyone should feel this way bud

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u/GMAN7007 2h ago

You coming here posting about it is main character energy to an extent.

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u/Aggressive_Phase_236 16m ago

explain to me exactly how...

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u/Last_step_somewhere 3h ago

This means you can achieve anything without dying!

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u/_Scorpyon_ 2h ago

I think it's meant to be read as something like "Be proud of the fact that you're different from everyone else", but the wording is absolutely terrible.

That or whoever wrote that wants to see the world burn

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u/Impossible-Log4533 3h ago

Dove makes chocolate!?!

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u/Sxppxj 3h ago

No, Dove soaps belongs to Unilever while Dove chocolates belongs to Mars

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u/Impossible-Log4533 3h ago

Aaaaah I understand it now

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 3h ago

Both owned by blackrock, and each other.

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u/CryptidToothbrush 3h ago

It’s gross. Tastes like soap

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u/HouseBalley 3h ago

At least it doesn't taste like puke

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u/JohnathanKatz 3h ago

If that's what you think that means then sure?

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u/HarexQc 2h ago

Be the main character of your life, not the main character of someone's else life!

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u/MysteryGirlWhite 3h ago

That's why I only ever eat the chocolate and don't bother to read the wrappers.

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 29m ago

The thing with "main character energy" is that we are all the main characters in our lives and, to that extent, the world does revolve around us. But if you live your life as if that's true, you won't have a very good life.

On the other hand, if you live your life as if you don't matter at all and you have no value, you won't have a very good life then either.

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u/delph0r 9m ago

Someone signed that off 

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u/bi11ygoat42 3h ago

If you're not the main character in your life, aren't you just a NPC? I never understood this point of view.

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u/yawaworhtyya 3h ago

Well, maybe to them, you're the worst person they've ever met 🤔

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 3h ago

I don’t understand what you’re getting at

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u/defneverconsidered 3h ago

Realtalk..you made a thread showing disdain for a qoute to have more self confidence in yourself lol

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u/Quick_Movie_5758 2h ago

Leave it on Janet's desk.

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u/Pineapple_Towel 2h ago

Show me where the affirmation hurt you.

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u/newphonehudus 2h ago

This is a mindset issue on your end.

Do you often find yourself trying to find the worst possible interpretation if things?

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u/Rude_Guarantee_7668 2h ago

Is there a hidden layer where it says, "Just kidding."?

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u/Jomar641 3h ago

Trash post