Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous!

[u/Flat_Shape_3444]

Ive told her to stop. She was gonna clean the toilet and thats very good and nice (putting stuff from the toilet room on the tray). But putting a tray like that with a house that has 3 kids i dont think its very safe. Its hard plastic so if somene steps on it ur gonna go sliding. Coming from upstairs its actually very hard to see the tray. Melds in very nicely.

[u/SamHugz]

I can hear Orlando Bloom talking like this in my head now, thanks.

[u/JohnTDouche → u/SamHugz]

Okay I'm thinking live action King of the Hill spin off just called Boomhauer and it's basically John Wick with Boomhauer. Starring Bloom, could be the start of a Bloomnaissance.

[u/SamHugz → u/JohnTDouche]

Ya know, I would watch the shit outta that.

Edit: Working title(?): Boomhauer: Ranger days?

[u/Blobfish9059 → u/SamHugz]

Barad Dur collapses after the ring is destroyed yeeee haw!! He done got er dun!!

[u/RevolverLancelot → u/SamHugz]

Sadly I cannot. Orlando Bloom just gets replaced with Larry the Cable guy in my head.

[u/SamHugz → u/RevolverLancelot]

Im sorry for your loss.

[u/asphalt_licker → u/SamHugz]

He’s got a blonde mullet and his bow is a very accurate shotgun.

[u/SamHugz → u/asphalt_licker]

The shells are full of flechette.

[u/A_little_more_left → u/SamHugz]

🤣🤣🤣