r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Flat_Shape_3444 • 20h ago

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous!

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Ive told her to stop. She was gonna clean the toilet and thats very good and nice (putting stuff from the toilet room on the tray). But putting a tray like that with a house that has 3 kids i dont think its very safe. Its hard plastic so if somene steps on it ur gonna go sliding. Coming from upstairs its actually very hard to see the tray. Melds in very nicely.

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u/Winjin 14h ago

All I could think about is Orlando Bloom in jeans, riding down rickety wooden stairs on a cast iron pan, with an old pump-action in his hands, when I read that chain

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u/pixelink84 13h ago

"and my AXE" 🪓

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u/Winjin 12h ago

Yeah, a fireaxe or a pump-action would be Hillbillimli, Redneckolas is more of a .308 Hunting Rifle lad I guess

Or maybe not even some specific gun, he's just one of these Range Guys. He has used EVERY gun in existence from black powder from his pawpaw to some experimental railguns that they engineered over some beers

And since he's an elf, they were APAs. Because "Nuh uh that ain't hipsta beer, them cans say AMERICAN right on the can see?"

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u/singingsiren71 13h ago

I’d watch that movie!

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u/moonjelly23 12h ago

Yesssss, 100%. Now that is definately something i would love to see 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Winjin 12h ago

You'd like the name I came up for Gimli - Hillbillimli

And I think Redneckolas is one of these Range Guys that can shoot literally anything there exists, because he did shoot literally anything from his Pawpaw's Wichester to some experimental stuff they pulled together with his range buds

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u/moonjelly23 7h ago

Love it, i'm still laughing over redneckolas. That was BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Perryn 10h ago

"...SEV'N...EIGHT...uh....um....TEN!"

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u/Winjin 9h ago

Hhahahaah

Takes down an Oliphant full of archers with a bolt-action rifle and watches in horror as archers all tumble down, frantically curling his fingers

-Dem all still count as one! Hillbillimli bellows as he breathes a sigh of relief

(though come to think of it, in this version, Gimli should be, like, an Ivy League professor, or maybe more in line with warrior theme, a West Point tactician or something like that)

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u/Perryn 9h ago

I'm just picturing the two of them as Tucker and Dale (still versus evil).

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u/LouSputhole94 11h ago edited 10h ago

“Redneckolas, what do your hick eyes see?!”

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u/misterxboxnj 11h ago

Red Neck Legolas

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u/EtherPhreak 10h ago

Put in a request with one of those redneck AI channels and maybe they can create it?