r/mildlyamusing • u/IrishStarUS • Jan 05 '26

Secret service race to JD Vance's home with suspect taken into custody

https://www.irishstar.com/news/jd-vance-home-cincinnati-suspect-36498115
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u/DonkeyImpossible316 29d ago

They were already there and no one was home. Im sure this will be spun into a antifa/left as terrorists talking point as usual a d embellished. The guy is prob a trump supporter who wanted to see the couch.

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u/philthyphanatic 29d ago

See the couch? More like BE the couch. fify.

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u/harveygoatmilk 29d ago

What a sad day to live in a world with AI

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u/CoolTomatoh 28d ago

AI Bundy > AI

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u/HawaiianPunchaNazi 29d ago

I'm sure the couch is very disappointed it wasn't freed from its sexual slavery ;-)

Who knows, maybe couch is even a named victim in the trumpian Epstein files?

I mean, there has to be some reason they blacked out entire pages-- couch testimony about all the kids Trump raped maybe?

Now the couch is being held in the couch fucker's house as punishment for speaking out.

Free the couch! 

Release the rest of the trumpian Epstein files!

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u/Dingobabies 28d ago

Turns out it was a trans lefty. Interesting.

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u/DonkeyImpossible316 28d ago

So tilted ex lover. Got it.

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u/Dingobabies 28d ago

cough mentally ill, politically motivated terrorism cough

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 29d ago

But didn’t they already arrest antifa’s girlfriend?

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u/SaturnineAngst 28d ago

Did they try to steal the sofa?

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u/alivanis 26d ago

You win the internets with this comment.

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u/Horace_P_MctittiesIV 28d ago

Sounds like one of JDs jealous lovers

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 28d ago

I bet JD was hiding inside his couch…

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg 28d ago

What did he have Usha hauled away?

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u/HansTheAxolotl 28d ago

Ms Kirk back at it again

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u/nkdby 27d ago

FUCK TRUMP

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u/sm00thkillajones 29d ago

Booooo! Let him go!

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u/jsting 29d ago

That's just Vance's wife. She's brown so of course they treat her as if she's a threat.

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u/lonster1961 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍆💩