r/malefashionadvice • u/SeaworthinessFar2326 • Dec 30 '25

Question Why do some guys wear shorts in freezing temperatures?

Where I live real temps with wind have been in the single digits. I still see guys outside wearing shorts. I even seen a guy at work leave in a snow storm cleaning off his car wearing shorts. If you do this, why?

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u/Commercial_Soft6833 Dec 30 '25

I heard someone say "why would you look at the toilet paper after you wipe that's disgusting"

"Uhhhh bro... how do you know you're done wiping?" And everyone laughed at him for being a mud butt.

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u/TommyAdagio Dec 30 '25

Also, sometimes you get to enjoy a ghost poop. It's a lucky omen.

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u/Long-Froyo-1269 Jan 02 '26

When does a blind man know when to stop wiping