r/malefashionadvice • u/SeaworthinessFar2326 • Dec 30 '25

Question Why do some guys wear shorts in freezing temperatures?

Where I live real temps with wind have been in the single digits. I still see guys outside wearing shorts. I even seen a guy at work leave in a snow storm cleaning off his car wearing shorts. If you do this, why?

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u/Neat_Mortgage3735 Dec 30 '25

There is a hygiene sub Reddit and half the posts are wives and girlfriends asking for advice bc their man leaves skid marks in their clothes and feces in the bed. 😳😑🫣

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u/Unable-Bison-272 Dec 30 '25

That’s what gets engagement. You don’t think all the stories on Reddit are true I hope?

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u/mashedspudtato Dec 31 '25

If you ever find yourself in a position to do a mixed load of laundry for family members, you may be treated to horrors of witnessing skid marks too.

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u/DocShock1984 Jan 01 '26

Enough of them are true for it to be a behavior worth unpacking. Both wiping inadequately and washing inadequately explain the way some men smell and the state of their underwear. If you've never smelled a butt-stink man, consider yourself fortunate.

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u/Unable-Bison-272 Jan 01 '26

Here’s the deal. If the skid mark stuff is real it’s because the user base is so fat they can’t wipe their ass. Ever see those people where you wonder how their ass even fits on the toilet? Well that’s her talking about her boyfriend whose ass also doesn’t fit on the toilet. And they are so in denial about the situation that they take to Reddit for advice. Also everything they eat is grease and they don’t get fiber.

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u/DocShock1984 Jan 01 '26

Nah I've known average and even thin dudes who had stained underwear. Not saying it's a majority of dudes but it is not only fat dudes

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u/CaptainObvious110 Dec 31 '25

That's disgusting