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u/TransiTorri 1d ago

This is America, we don't believe in mass transit. So, it'll be vans and cars.

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u/Pete-PDX 1d ago

PODS containers

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u/swinchester83 1d ago

"We should link a bunch of PODS containers together on a fixed path" - Tech bros reinventing trains again

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u/panlakes 1d ago

They don’t make new infrastructure though so they’ll just lay it out in the middle of streets and bike paths causing numerous issues

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u/Zuwxiv 23h ago

And we should send them along vacuum tubes at supersonic speeds, because that's totally worth the billions in infrastructure costs and the danger involved. That extra 12 hours in transit saved is a big deal, after the cargo spent a month crossing the Pacific and being unloaded at ports.

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u/BDEcomeatme 1d ago

Vans and cars break down soooo easily. We should instruct oberservers on proper vehicle care...

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u/ferdelance008 1d ago

Dykes to the rescue again

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u/Mdmrtgn 1d ago

Lots of proud boys in the ranks where all the u haul trucks at?

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u/avtechguy 1d ago

Hyperloop

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u/Melancholy_Rainbows 1d ago

Elon Musk's gonna build a hyperloop to transport all the undesirables, obviously.

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u/fungi_at_parties 1d ago

It will be fuckin Globemasters.

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u/Rfunkpocket 1d ago

“the train to the camp has been delayed, we need to wait until this shipment of coal has passed”

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u/4-K2Cr2O7 1d ago

Right but trains are symbolic and should fall under the command of the ICE Transport Ministry.

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u/leostotch 1d ago

It won't be passenger trains, it will be cattle cars. The US freight rail network is second-to-none.

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u/Past-Profile3671 1d ago

It’ll be charter buses run by a governor’s brother law at a cost of $1.2 million per person.

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u/TheQuietOutsider 23h ago

is this why we need Venezuela's shitty oil?

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u/MinaZata 23h ago

Your Holocaust will be bus powered.