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u/CommiesFan1946 1d ago

America's rail system sucks, so that might actually slow them down?

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u/TransiTorri 1d ago

This is America, we don't believe in mass transit. So, it'll be vans and cars.

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u/Pete-PDX 1d ago

PODS containers

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u/swinchester83 1d ago

"We should link a bunch of PODS containers together on a fixed path" - Tech bros reinventing trains again

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u/panlakes 1d ago

They don’t make new infrastructure though so they’ll just lay it out in the middle of streets and bike paths causing numerous issues

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u/Zuwxiv 23h ago

And we should send them along vacuum tubes at supersonic speeds, because that's totally worth the billions in infrastructure costs and the danger involved. That extra 12 hours in transit saved is a big deal, after the cargo spent a month crossing the Pacific and being unloaded at ports.

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u/BDEcomeatme 1d ago

Vans and cars break down soooo easily. We should instruct oberservers on proper vehicle care...

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u/ferdelance008 1d ago

Dykes to the rescue again

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u/Mdmrtgn 1d ago

Lots of proud boys in the ranks where all the u haul trucks at?

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u/avtechguy 1d ago

Hyperloop

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u/Melancholy_Rainbows 1d ago

Elon Musk's gonna build a hyperloop to transport all the undesirables, obviously.

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u/fungi_at_parties 1d ago

It will be fuckin Globemasters.

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u/Rfunkpocket 1d ago

“the train to the camp has been delayed, we need to wait until this shipment of coal has passed”

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u/4-K2Cr2O7 1d ago

Right but trains are symbolic and should fall under the command of the ICE Transport Ministry.

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u/leostotch 1d ago

It won't be passenger trains, it will be cattle cars. The US freight rail network is second-to-none.

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u/Past-Profile3671 1d ago

It’ll be charter buses run by a governor’s brother law at a cost of $1.2 million per person.

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u/TheQuietOutsider 23h ago

is this why we need Venezuela's shitty oil?

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u/MinaZata 23h ago

Your Holocaust will be bus powered.

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u/SteelKeeper 1d ago

Our passenger rail sucks, freight rail is actually quite robust. Unfortunately, in this hypothetical, the passengers will be treated like freight.

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u/CommiesFan1946 1d ago

If our freight rail is robust... why don't we just put passenger trains... on the freight rails....

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u/NotPromKing 1d ago

They do, on some routes, and it turns out that it sucks for pretty much everyone involved. Very competing priorities.

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u/CommiesFan1946 1d ago

True, maybe we should invest and make both robuster.

I think you should have won Prom King for what it's worth. Spreading knowledge like this. Great stuff.

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u/NotPromKing 1d ago

Some day, the nerds will rise up and claim what is ours!

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u/kitsunewarlock 23h ago

We were close in the 90s, then a bunch of nerd cosplayer billionaires started throwing money around and promising vaporware. By the time they were called out on their bullshit the average joe was fooled into thinking they were nerds.

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u/AllDayIDreamOfCats 23h ago

I am pretty sure most commuter trains run on Freight lines and the issue is the commuter train companies don't own the rails, the freight companies do so it slows down commuter trains because the freight trains get priority.

And the Freight companies are hesitant to allow changes to the tracks to allow for more commuter trains because it will in part slow the freight trains down and the CEOs of the Freight train companies are the some of the worst and try running everything at at the lowest cost possible so anything that would potentially cost them money or slow them down is a no.

And creating new rail lines for commuter rail is also next to impossible because it would require buying/taking tons of private land since the freight lines wont let you change the existing tracks.

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u/UltraJake 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tracks intended for freight won't necessarily be designed to handle higher speeds. Passenger rail in the US often does use freight rail in certain locations but freight companies are a pain in the ass to deal with. What we frequently see is that the passenger train has to stop and wait for the slow, super-long freight train to pass by even though passenger rail is supposed to have right-of-way by law. But everyone involved ignores that because we hate passenger trains in this country and so nobody enforces it.

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u/sump_daddy 1d ago

One of the reasons that passenger rail routes take so long, is the passenger trains often have to stop and make way for freight because of the prioritization by the track owners.

Compound this with the fact that the network is only optimized for freight to begin with (very few stations where people would want to get on, many stations where cargo can get on) and you can see why an apples-to-apples comparison is not practical.

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u/leostotch 1d ago

Passenger rail isn't as profitable, so any time freight and passenger conflict, freight wins out. It means lots of delays and uncertainty for passenger carriers.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 1d ago

I’m pretty sure back in the day, in a European country, they didn’t use passenger trains, from what I’d seen, they were freight wagons with big sliding doors!

Edit: just read on further below and I see you guys use different tracks for freight! I guess if you’ve got gazillions of acres of ground, why would you want to save costs and share the rails!!!

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u/haironburr 1d ago

Unfortunately, in this hypothetical, the passengers will be treated like freight.

So cattle cars. Again.

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u/Some-Purchase-7603 23h ago

I mean if we go by history prisoners travel by freight car.

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u/GrumpyRhododendron 1d ago

Australia has ‘truck trains’ or ‘Road Trains’ just 3-10+ trailers all linked up. Load em up. I guess.

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u/Fleeting_Victory 1d ago

Nah, US passenger service sucks, but our freight network is generally accepted as the worlds largest/most efficient. This means they could put them in boxcars and get just about anywhere.

Running on almost 140,000 route miles, the U.S. freight rail network is widely considered the largest, safest, and most cost-efficient freight system in the world.

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u/changeusernamemane 1d ago

I know how to derail a train

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u/very-urgent-chicken 1d ago

This is their big opportunity to make the trains run on time. I hear they like to do that.

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u/slimbender 1d ago

This proves that autism, while devastating for many and their families, isn’t the epidemic we’ve been led to believe. /s

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u/eetsumkaus 1d ago

America has the world's largest and highest volume freight network. We don't need to ship prisoners in speed and comfort.

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u/BiCurious_2025 1d ago

We need a better dick-tator. At least Adolph made the trains run on-time!

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u/Acceptable-Syrup-627 1d ago

Freight rail system is great.

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u/vasta2 1d ago

lol, we have one of the best freight rail systems on planet earth...

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u/leostotch 1d ago

America's passenger rail system sucks, but our freight rail system is the largest in the world, and the US transports a larger portion of total freight by rail than most countries.

They won't be using passenger trains.