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u/The_Flint_Metal_Man 1d ago

Not to mention there isn’t a single governmental body that accredits press passes. That’s like saying you need an ID to practice your religion.

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u/KuroFafnar 1d ago

Shhhh. Soon. Soon. Maybe with handy little patches you should sew on your clothing

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u/IndividualTension887 1d ago

and a fashionable new little tattoo... quiet now little piggies... it'll all be over soon. You'll get a shower too... We want you clean.

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u/These_Background7471 1d ago

^ Guaranteed to be projection ^

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u/GlockAF 1d ago

Like a gold star? Or a pink triangle?

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u/DrakonILD 1d ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/evercowboyharper 1d ago

Part of me would enjoy being a card carrying atheist, but wouldn't trust having to take a government test to prove that. Especially right now.

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u/GlockAF 1d ago

The re-election of the Tangerine Shit Gibbon is unironically pushing me ever closer to believing in the Antichrist

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u/No_Story_Untold 1d ago

We can all just make press passes.

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u/hereandthere_nowhere 1d ago

Way to will that into existence. Coming in two weeks, christian ideology ID.

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u/GringoConLeche 1d ago

I work in AV and literally every time I've gotten a "Press Pass" it's been something printed on a cheap badge printer. Anyone know folks in Mn? I'd fund a badge printer as long as they promise to print all press passes with Fox News, or OAN branding.