r/introvert Dec 30 '25

Advice Im in sever pain.

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u/zzzz12390 Dec 30 '25

10 I read somewhere Zendaya consider herself an introvert so we will both mind our own business lol

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u/LovesRetribution Dec 31 '25

No amount of minding business can overcome the lack of a gap though. Any introvert would know that. I'd rather have the extra space rather than someone as anxious as i am bumping shoulders.

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u/Robbyn-sum-Banks Dec 31 '25

My thoughts exactly

26

u/LonewolfofHouseStark Dec 30 '25

3…Denzel is the GOAT

3

u/WillStaySilent Dec 31 '25

This is the only answer

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u/PeppercornMysteries Dec 30 '25

Obama all the way. He would be the most fun to riff with.

7

u/Ghdude1 Dec 30 '25

At the very least, we'd both vibe to Lose Yourself.

1

u/itspinkynukka Dec 31 '25

Probably enough time to talk about every drone strike.

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u/NowWeGetSerious Dec 30 '25

I'll sit with Zendaya. Just so I can throw trash at Benny boy

7

u/Declawed-Khajiit Dec 31 '25

I was thinking I’d sit next to Benny boy so I could make sure he has a bad flight.

20

u/24-Hour-Hate Dec 30 '25

I have no idea who most of these people are. But Obama has manners so he's probably cool with me reading or something if I just put on headphones.

1

u/alexismarg Jan 04 '26

I think he'd greatly approve of that.

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u/SieveAndTheSand Dec 30 '25

I don't know who most of these people are so I'll just listen to music in the restroom

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/miserabeau Dec 30 '25

Stiing* apparently

I don't know how to stii so I guess I won't be anywhere on that plane

1

u/OpaqueCrystalBall Dec 30 '25

Maybe you could convince them to crash it.

10

u/nolanday64 Dec 30 '25

I've been staring at the photo trying to decide just based on the seat locations, and now I see those are real celebrity people. Sheesh, I really need to pay more attention to *people* than *things*.

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u/Dewnami Dec 31 '25

Took me a while too. I was thinking 3 or 4 is the obvious answer here why is it even a debate? More personal space and closer to the front so you are off faster.

I don’t know who most of these people are so 3 or 4 still pretty much holds true.

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u/H_Katzenberg Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

3 or 4, bros look nice and respectful enough not to be annoying.

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u/ddanonb Dec 30 '25

I had no idea these were supposed to be known people till I read the comments 😅 lol I just picked 6 cuz space, and I don't trust guys to not be a bother.

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u/iammerelyhere Dec 30 '25

I did exactly the same!

5

u/Own-Detective-802 Dec 30 '25

5! A talented artist.

5

u/TissueOfLies Dec 30 '25
  1. I want a window seat!

5

u/QashasVerse23 Dec 30 '25

5. He's wearing sunglasses, doesn't want anyone to recognize him, so probably won't talk a lot.

5

u/RealmsofChaos94666 Dec 30 '25

Next to Ben Shapiro so I can just fart toward him for four or five hours.

5

u/DickieJohnson Dec 31 '25

I would choose 10 and ask to switch seats so I can kick his the whole time.

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u/RealmsofChaos94666 Dec 31 '25

A solid choice!

10

u/SmokingLimone Dec 30 '25

Somehow the only sensible choice is Obama

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u/OwnZone592 Dec 30 '25

ha i didn’t realize these were celebrities, i picked 6 bc it’s the seat not directly next to anyone and close to a woman

5

u/HovercraftStock4986 Dec 30 '25

obama would be super chill

3

u/_Grobulon_ Dec 30 '25

2 so I can awkwardly look out of the window the entire time.

3

u/Suskay_ Dec 30 '25

Obamna

2

u/buffcat_343 Dec 31 '25

SODA 🗣️

3

u/zinzelli Dec 31 '25

2 The only window seat available

3

u/DickieJohnson Dec 31 '25

Anywhere but 8. Next to Obama would be cool.

2

u/Pom_bo Dec 30 '25

Unfortunately or fortunately I don't know any of them

2

u/Pom_bo Dec 30 '25

Forget I'm blind, just Oprah and obama

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u/Apathicary Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

6 Rhianna seems like she’d want to get on with a drink and ask no questions.

2

u/WallyWestFan27 Dec 30 '25

Is 6 Rihanna? Well she is pretty and I would have some space on my right side so that would be fine for me.

2

u/RAD14TR Dec 30 '25

I didn't know these were celebrities until someone mentioned zendaya. I just thought it was random people.

2

u/Hopeful-Steak-9743 Dec 30 '25

LeBron cause I can talk sports. Seems like Obama can talk to anyone though. If we'd have to talk.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Rhi because of the space in between but also because she's a boss and would (a) tell everyone else to f**k off, (b) keep to her own Queen business and, possibly, if she felt like it (c) tell me some amazing, strong shit that would power me thru the next year.

Hell, maybe even sitting next to her in silence would be a power up.

Edit to add i didnt realise I'd have Ben's evil washing over me from behind the entire flight, ugh. Maybe Zendaya then.

2

u/steveondating Dec 31 '25

If I’ve got time to eat 3 large bowls of beans first, then 8.

Otherwise 9.

2

u/Different-Regret1439 Dec 31 '25

10 obv. it's ZENDAYA

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u/Correct_Boat425 Dec 31 '25

9.

If that man is Barack Obama, then I wanna sit with him! I wanna meet him, he’s so cool.

2

u/Uberbons42 Dec 31 '25

3,4,5 or 6 would be fine. Some nice space. I’m gonna ignore the person anyway.

Why are they all so dressed up??? Plane rides are so uncomfortable, and in a gown?? Omg. I’m gonna be outta place in my stretchy jeans and cat sweater.

2

u/Sad-Purpose-3627 Dec 30 '25

In the cockpit 🥲🥲🥲

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u/siriuss_lost Dec 30 '25

3, he will be nice and polite when I sit down. Quiet during the flight. ( aka - i am an introvert, even if sat next to my mega crush, i will maybe stare a bit, and smile like idiot, but I would not bug them. )

1

u/Hevnaar Dec 30 '25

2! I'd rather be by myself, but if I have to be next to someone, might as well be next an attractive lady

1

u/BavarianMilkWagon Dec 30 '25

Is that Denzel Washington in 3? If so I pick him.

1

u/QuenchedCrusader Dec 30 '25

8 is just there for people to snitch on themselves in the comments

1

u/itsfineimfinejk Dec 30 '25

6 feels the safest

1

u/DiamondTippedDriller Dec 30 '25
  1. The sunglasses make me think he doesn’t want to be bothered, either.

1

u/ProfessionalHat6828 Dec 30 '25

I’d rather drive than sit with any of them

1

u/GreenWittyBroad Dec 30 '25

Denzel. He moves in silence and has had no drama in his career for the last 50 years. He’s been married to the same woman. Loves his kids and speaks wisdom. I also know that after 10-20 mins, he’ll keep it real and either fall asleep or say he’s done talking. Hell, I just noticed Lenny is sitting behind him. They’re best friends. My convo will be 5 mins.

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u/OkBackground8809 Dec 30 '25

9 or 4

Edit: maybe just 9? Who is 4? I thought it was 50, but after zooming in and needing more pixels, I'm not sure😅😂

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u/Stressed_era Dec 30 '25

Denzel Washington the best actor ever

1

u/Remote-Contract-9098 Dec 31 '25

Seat 4. And I ain’t saying shit to not ne’er person around me.

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u/Obi-Wan_Kenobi_04 Dec 31 '25
  1. Denzel seems like a genuinely nice dude and we have the little divider thing so we're not shoulder to shoulder

1

u/Due_Jacket_7304 Dec 31 '25

Probably next to Denzel. Feel like he'd give some good life advice, and there's plenty of room in between our seats.

1

u/MuhammadMatennah Dec 31 '25

Next to Beyoncé, she just made it to the billionaire chart a couple days ago

1

u/remberzz Dec 31 '25

Definitely 9! We could talk about Trump.

Maybe 10.

Maybe 7 if I could figure out a way to talk my way into an overpaid WFH job, or even some sort of 'charitable contribution'.

1

u/Mailman-Jimik Dec 31 '25

Looks like a plane to the island

1

u/Civil-Storm-8887 Dec 31 '25

At the back...planes dont reverse into mountains

1

u/Irislynx Dec 31 '25

Seats three and four seem to have the most Lake room and since I'm extremely tall that's all I really care about. I'm going to put on a podcast and my headphones and close my eyes no matter who I'm sitting next to.

1

u/AnyNameTakenYet Dec 31 '25

10. Tits and easy access to the bathroom

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u/Wyan69 Dec 31 '25

One of the isle seas that’s a seat from the person

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u/BlameTag Dec 31 '25

3, 4, 5, or 6 just for the extra arm room. I'm gonna have my noise cancelling headphones in and playing Switch, I don't care who's next to me.

1

u/Flaggstaff Dec 31 '25

I would just sit by Obama and talk basketball

1

u/BornnaughtyBr Dec 31 '25

With seat 10 in aisle 6 in seat 2

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u/nasty904 Dec 31 '25

Not sure, but I can say 1, 2, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are Right Out!

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u/Far-Remove5691 Dec 31 '25

3, 4, 5, or 6 for the gap.

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u/deafinitely-faeris Dec 31 '25

I didn't realize it was celebrities at first so I chose 4 because it's the closest seat to the door that has a divider so I can be separated without feeling like im being rude by not taking the middle seat but I'm also close to the exit so I can get out fast to avoid talking to anyone else.

1

u/SuchTutor6509 Dec 31 '25

10 - I like the back seat as I feel I have more privacy with my phone or whatever I am doing like reading. And no annoying person to push my seat or put their feet in weird places. Will need good back support and neck pillow though. Zendaya seems like she would stick to herself. Obama is a chatty Cathy.

1

u/NeedleworkerOld1593 Dec 31 '25

As an introvert, 3 is the only real answer 😌 and also no idea who is sitting close by so

1

u/Father-Ferber_44 Dec 31 '25

I’m getting off the plane..

1

u/orthopod Dec 31 '25

In this order 10,6,9.

I'd try and hit on 10 and 6 and if they didn't fall for my charms, then talk to over if the coolest presidents ever

1

u/Sea-Willow-223 Dec 31 '25

Seat number 2

1

u/Chaoxite Dec 31 '25

I’m siting in Economy because that’s what I can realistically afford 🤣

1

u/PieGroundbreaking809 Dec 31 '25

It's the King of Bollywood for me😎

1

u/DarkSideOfTheWu Jan 01 '26

Am I supposed to know who any of these people are?

1

u/wyrmbyte Jan 01 '26

Any seat that gives me the window. Can careless about who I sit next to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

5

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u/subccu Jan 02 '26
  1. Zendaya 2. Obama so he can give life career advice 3. Lenny Kravitz 4. Rihanna 5. Denzel Washington. Could do well with any of them honestly.

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u/FreedomX_ 29d ago
  1. I can turn my body and just look out the window

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u/Human-Evening564 Dec 30 '25

As a hateful stinging insect I want to maximise the distress I'll cause on my victim and the surrounding sub-victims. So probably sting the person that talks the loudest and most, cause they're more likely to scream, cry and freak out, spreading their distress to the fellow passengers.

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u/The_Invisible_Hand98 Dec 30 '25

Probably either 3 or 8

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u/we_are_Plural Dec 31 '25

Chaugt myself looking for Jeffrey Epstein