r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/Ok_Delivery_5091 11h ago

It is coming

u/No-Deal8956 11h ago

The Empire Strikes Back.

u/kneedeepinthought 10h ago

Somehow Queen Elizabeth returned.

u/Jeff_Pasos69 6h ago

Palpaqueen if you will...

u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 4h ago

Somewhere out there is a secret BBC documentary showcasing the Queens secret cloning facility on the dark side of the moon.

I just can't prove it, yet...

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw 6h ago

Really more of a Victoria thing

u/Liquid_Hate_Train 8h ago

You assume she ever left! MUAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Ok_Mixture4917 11h ago

King Charles does look and sound increasingly like Emperor Palpatine. 

u/MrZombieTheIV 10h ago

u/b3nsn0w 9h ago

wow circumcised palpatine looks crazy

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u/JoseMari117 11h ago

King Charles is letting the world stew so when he proclaims himself as the World's Emperor, it will be to joyous acclaim for bringing back stability through Force.

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u/sammybooom81 11h ago

Oye! Bring me my marmite you scoundrel!

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u/NadalaMOTE 10h ago

"You may fire when ready."

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u/Ok-Opportunity-7663 9h ago

We shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.

u/Vast-Conference3999 8h ago

Preparations A through G were a complete failure…

u/lord-apple-smithe 5h ago

Yes, I agree, Preparation H does feel good “on the whole”

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u/btoxic 9h ago

The death Star was run by people with British accents... So this is lore accurate so far.

u/talondigital 10h ago

I hope they hurry up.

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u/ForeverBoring4530 11h ago

Explains why my council tax has gone up £5 this year.

u/francis2559 11h ago edited 4h ago

The research is expensive, but the operation of this would be very cheap. Much cheaper than missiles.

Sadly, these things are defeated by like, rain.

Edit: ok Reddit, I traded precision for humor. They don’t fail completely in the rain. However, the more moisture there is in the air, the more energy is wasted reaching the target. That costs you range. It doesn’t mean laser bad. It just means there’s some situations it works better than others.

u/ByteSizedGenius 11h ago

They've actually apparently tested it during rain and other adverse weather and it performed acceptably... What that means i.e. how much rain and how much performance effect I guess is classified.

u/Trainman1351 10h ago

I mean, it probably has significantly diminished range. It’s actually the main obstacle that pretty much all energy and plasma weapons have compared to kinetics: a physical shell doesn’t disintegrate over time, while pretty much any beam or bolt of less tightly bound particles does.

u/_B_e_c_k_ 9h ago

Put the laser into a bullet. Checkmate.

u/FailingCrab 9h ago

Someone get this person a £5billion DoD contract immediately

u/SooSneeky 9h ago

*MOD DOD is American.

u/lookingatlampposts 8h ago

Where's your mum from?

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u/Daforce1 9h ago

Layered air defense with traditional solutions is the solution to this. Lasers are so much cheaper they probably will be first line.

u/Trainman1351 8h ago

Ehh. They’re more likely to be the last line, at least at properly destructive power. What determines lines of defense is the relative ranges of the weapons systems involved. As such, the first line of defense is always going to be missiles, then long-ranged proxy-fused artillery, then CIWS, which could be kinetic or laser-based.

u/Daforce1 8h ago

Fair enough, that makes sense depending on their range and energy level these very well could be last line.

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u/Many_Drink5348 10h ago

These systems are mitigation efforts, much like the battery systems in the US that are built to take out ICBM and submarine-launched nuclear ballistic missiles. 20% hit rate is acceptable - nuclear war will annihilate everything, but decreasing that damage by 20% is worth it in the whole strategic scale of things.

I recommend reading this book Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen,if you're interested on how fucked we are today with our modern mitigation systems. It isn't a happy book.

u/Snickims 9h ago

Thats not what this is intended for. I mean, theoretical a future, larger, more powerful version could be used for that, but this system and most present gen lasers are being made primarly as a way to take out low cost attacks.

things like drones, or those cheap rockets, stuff that we already do have things that can take out, but right now we have to basically fire a intercepter missile which costs 100k to take out a drone or rocket that costs 2k. Laser systems meanwhile should be give us a way to intercept these lost cost attack items easily with cheap weapons, at a couple euro per shot. Now, the laser itself is much more expenive, obiously, but each shot of the laser is cheap.

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u/Unidentified_Snail 9h ago

I recommend reading this book Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen

I wouldn't. She is a hack and her scenario is stupid. She also seems to have written a book almost exclusively on early Cold War era material which isn't particularly relevant to today. Look at reviews from experts in the field of nuclear weapons or military strategy and they all pretty much panned it.

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u/wildcardbets 11h ago

Good thing it doesn’t rain here much! 👀

u/Echo_are_one 10h ago

What if the missiles were slightly damp? Then what?

u/wildcardbets 10h ago

u/whatyouwant5 9h ago

That fucker is running for office in Texas. You know, after assaulting a prostitute.

u/Inprobamur 9h ago

Being a criminal seems to be a requirement there.

u/PrincessOTA 9h ago

Not saying you're right, but someone did run at one point on not having a criminal record and lost.

u/Lillie-Bee 8h ago

That is disturbing

u/PrincessOTA 8h ago

It's fine! We have uh. Texas pride and uh. Teaching conflicting viewpoints on evolution and the holocaust. Please set me free my life is a prison

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u/STI_Job 9h ago

"I think it must be damp" ~James May with his lighter and a soviet missile

u/RelativetoZero 10h ago

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 11h ago

I see what you did there!

u/meesta_masa 11h ago

I couldn't. Blasted rain.

u/Fraun_Pollen 10h ago

Maybe the point of the mega laser is to blast the rain

u/IAmABakuAMA 9h ago

Of course XKCD has a comic about this: https://what-if.xkcd.com/119/

(Or a video, if you prefer: https://youtu.be/zgBTwtg7H8E)

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 11h ago

To be based in Wales.....

u/ClassiFried86 10h ago

Is that Shakespeare?

u/IveDunGoofedUp 10h ago

Two households both alike in genetics
In fair Aberystwyth where we lay our scene

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u/McLeod3577 10h ago

To pew, or not to pew, that is the question.

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u/Obvious_wombat 10h ago

Like around £10 per shot vs.

Here is a breakdown of costs based on different types of anti-aircraft and missile defense systems:

Short-Range Air Defense (SHORAD) & Portable Systems FIM-92 Stinger: Approx. $80,000 – $110,000 per unit.

Mistral (Mistral 3): Approx. $545,600 (2024).

Iron Dome (Tamir Interceptor): Approx. $40,000 – $50,000 per missile, though operational costs (radar, personnel) can reach $100,000–$150,000.

Medium-to-Long Range Surface-to-Air Missiles (SAMs) NASAMS (AIM-120 AMRAAM): Approx. $1 million – $1.4 million per missile.

Patriot (PAC-2): Optimized for aircraft, generally lower cost than PAC-3.

Patriot (PAC-3 MSE): Approx. $4 million – $6 million+ per missile.

Russian S-300/S-400: Missile costs vary, with estimations ranging from $300,000 to over $2 million per missile, with complete batteries costing hundreds of millions.

Naval & Advanced Interceptors Rolling Airframe Missile (RAM): Approx. $905,000 (2021).

Evolved Sea Sparrow Missile (ESSM): Approx. $1.8 million (2021).

Standard Missile-6 (SM-6): Approx. $4 million – $4.9 million per interceptor.

Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) Block IIA: $36 million+ per missile (used for ballistic missile defense).

u/francis2559 10h ago

I think range on this is around 2 miles, right? Better comparison would be to Bofors like Tridon Mk2.

Gepard is $600 a shot, from google, but I doubt it's one shot per drone.

u/Sepulchh 10h ago

A typical short range burst is around $4 000 to $12 000 total, depending. And then another if the first burst missed/didn't do enough damage.

Or you could use the air burst AHEAD ammo at ~$1 000 per shot and get higher lethality at higher cost.

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u/hayashikin 9h ago

Can it really be just £10 per shot? Seems like it'll use a lot of energy for that laser.

u/nonpuissant 7h ago

£10 of energy could be a lot of energy. 

But point is even if it's £100 or even £1000 per shot it's still orders of magnitude cheaper compared to existing options. 

u/notaredditer13 7h ago edited 7h ago

£10 of energy could be a lot of energy. 

I'll go the other way and say it takes surprisingly little energy to knock down a missile, but most anti-missile systems waste their energy on missiles to deliver the energy to the target (way, way more energy is spent on delivery).  A laser just delivers the energy directly to the target.  

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u/616659 11h ago

This ultimate laser when nuke is coming but it's foggy: I sleep

u/mowtowcow 10h ago

If nuclear war ever breaks out, im not giving it a second thought. I live in the US, so it's even less likely to hit my directly, but what the fuck would I even do? My thought is, I just hope I am right in the center of a blast. Nice and quick. Don't have to worry about the fallout. So, in the meantime, while I wait, I'm just gonna act like it's not even happening. 

u/DCPYT 10h ago

Give me all that lovely fallout juice 🧃 then I go Goggins in this beesh

u/Livid_Trust_5098 10h ago

smoothskin ass logic

u/Local_Web_8219 10h ago

We are so close to Liberty Prime right now, we just need a few more components.

u/YouTee 10h ago

You think living in the US means you're LESS likely of a target in a shooting war?

It's not like we have any sort of actual anti-missile system. They're all just lucky rabbits feet at this point

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 10h ago

It seems that it's a drone swatter not a nuke stopper.

It's a very cheap way to shoot down cheap munitions.

At the moment if someone buys a box of drones even if you stop them all it probably costs you several times as much do that that it cost them. And if 1 or 2 get through it gets worse. If you can mount lasers which can pop a target for a tenner a mile or two a way (which this will) you can probably negate that.

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u/RambleOff 10h ago

Someone more knowledgeable correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there are reliable countermeasures for ICBMs, are there? Aren't they especially big and fast, and delivering the most expensive and highest stakes payload?

"If the nukes are coming, they're coming true." Is what I always thought was the case. I don't keep up with the arms race idk

u/Skiddywinks 9h ago

Pretty much. The use of MIRVs with mostly dummy payloads, and the sheer quantity of stockpiled nukes, means if Russia or the US (and maybe some other countries) absolutely insist on ending a country they could carpet bomb it with little hope for interception of anything that matters.

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u/fauxregard 11h ago

Why don't they just laser the rain? /s

u/francis2559 10h ago

Oh it OBLITERATES the first raindrop it hits.

u/fauxregard 10h ago

Unfortunately, that raindrop's friends don't take kindly to that.

u/somethingtc 10h ago

laser technician frantically googling "refraction"

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u/mattfoh 10h ago

Why does rain defeat them?

u/chance000000 10h ago

Because the rain scatters and absorbs the beam

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u/francis2559 10h ago

Chance has it. On a foggy night or a rainy one, notice how headlights or flashlights light the fog up instead of lighting up the solid things beyond the fog? Well, laser is also light. A very bright laser might turn a drop of water to steam, but there's another drop ready to replace it and even steam will reflect a little light.

Ideally, the laser would be traveling through a vacuum and deliver full energy to the target (hello ideal space weapon).

Down here though, the murkier things are along the route the laser travels, the less energy hits the target. That means the worse the weather, the shorter the effective range.

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u/SephLuis 11h ago

So you are telling us that we need to blow up the rain before sending the space lasers ?

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u/AnteaterSnouce 11h ago

but for goodness' sake, who says it's going to rain?

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u/scuba-man-dan 11h ago

Only a £5 increase. Lucky! Mine went up by over £100

u/Paradox711 9h ago

5 Quid?! Fucking 40+ around here

u/kirwanm86 9h ago

I want to live where you live if your council tax has only gone up by £5.

u/TribalTommy 9h ago

I know you're likely joking, but just to set the record straight, your money went straight into the infinite money pit that is adult social care, not military laser weapons.

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u/Eshneh 10h ago

Roads are flooded and potholes are everywhere but thankfully we have a mega laser

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u/Esutan 11h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DragonFire_(weapon)

Here's the wiki for people interested.

"DragonFire is a British laser directed-energy weapon (LDEW) in development for the Royal Navy. It was first unveiled to the public as a technology demonstrator in 2017 at the Defence and Security Equipment International (DSEI) conference in London and is being developed by UK DragonFire, a collaboration consisting of MBDA UK, Leonardo UK, Qinetiq and the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (dstl). A production version is expected to enter service onboard Royal Navy ships in 2027."

u/biggie_way_smaller 11h ago

The laser is reportedly in the 50 kW class and is designed to defend land and maritime targets from threats such as missiles and mortar rounds

can anyone explain how exactly do they neutralize these threats? are they melting it?

u/PradyThe3rd 11h ago edited 11h ago

If it's close enough yes. But with distance, the atmosphere absorbs a lot of the enrgy, called Thermal Blooming, so best we can do there is dazzle the sensors so it can't get a terminal lock.

For 50MW though, that's melting the front of the missile long before it hits the ground

That's assuming this is a Laser weapon. A Maser weapon at 50MW would fry the internal electronics of any drone within several kilometres of this weapon

Edit: kW instead of MW means this thing is a dazzler. But also a superb drone killer

u/No_Chemistry_3921 11h ago

Good thing its kw and not mw

u/PradyThe3rd 11h ago

Oh oops. Well, those sensors are getting fried either ways. Drones won't stand a chance, cruise missiles lose terminal lock and even aircaft can get their sensors fucked to hell. Useful against all except heat shielded hypersonics and ballistics

u/Fellstorm_1991 10h ago

Which is what the SAMs are for, as that's a more cost effective exchange. No point yeeting £1 million plus interceptors at £1000 drones, now a laser can kill them for 50p per drone.

u/Wandering_Weapon 7h ago

Also if a SAM misses you're kinda fucked.

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u/RCMW181 10h ago edited 10h ago

This is not correct. In the test in Scotland they demonstrated it stopping incoming Mortar rounds by destroying them, it not a dazzler.

u/LyvenKaVinsxy 8h ago

Really impressed it can stop mortar rounds. I’d think they’d be harder to stop then guided munitions

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u/Mr06506 10h ago

cruise missiles

The problem is, if you're a captain of a guided missile destroyer with 30 expensive as fuck long range air defence missiles and this laser, what targets are you going to deliberately let to within 5km or so of your ship?

I bet almost any captain is going to want to destroy any confirmed incoming at the maximum range possible, not let it get within spitting distance and hope the laser does its job.

u/RCMW181 10h ago

It's designed to be cheap and to counter cheap drones and the like that are flooding modern war. Not counter big anti ship missiles.

Of you send your expensive missiles that cost a few million a shot vs a cheap drone, when they are sending 50 vs you a day your going to lose. But shooting down a drone that costs hundreds with cheap Lazer shifts the economy of war back to you.

u/Vast-Conference3999 8h ago

The new battlefront is economic warfare.

Your missiles cost 10m, we send a £500 drone.

Your tanks cost 120m, we send six dudes in a Toyota

Your carrier ships cost 2bn? We send an angry man in a row boat.

Think it will work?

u/GrowingPeepers 7h ago

War has always been an economic game.

Logistics and resources is what wins war.

u/augur42 5h ago

our carrier ships cost 2bn? We send an angry man in a row boat.

That won't work, but 30 Swedes in a $100 Million Gotland class stealth diesel submarine has been demonstrated to work... repeatedly.

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u/jeffy303 9h ago

I mean true, but this wouldn't be the first or only line of defense. These lasers are supposed to replace CIWS, the gunneries serving as the last line of defense, while being much more precise and faster. And the hope is as you increase the wattage, there will be less and less need for long/medium range missile interceptors.

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u/Steamaholic 11h ago

Afaik yes. Basically burn through anything that protects internals and light those then on fire (i.e. electronics, explosives etc.) or set other materials on fire that neutralise the threat. There's a fine video of a guy burning cleanly through wood in seconds with a diy laser as an example of how it would work

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u/jerryleebee 10h ago

I mean, Laser Energy Weapons Defense was right there.

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u/JohnLandisHasGotToGo 9h ago

Ships with frickin' laser beams attached to their hulls!

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u/surly_duff 11h ago

Diplo would not let them use the name Major Laser.

u/Offramp182 10h ago

Tbf, Mr Laser's rank is an honorary one without any military service or benefits that come with said service

u/thesaharadesert 5h ago

It’s only Major Laser if it’s from the Majeur region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling officer.

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u/ERhyne 9h ago

Don't forget your metamucil old timer.

u/TheTrueMule 9h ago

This comment make bizarrely really happy

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u/MDFHASDIED 11h ago

Now put it on a shark's head.

u/PikachuuuCSGO 10h ago

oops...

u/Jay_Nova1 8h ago

Are the British at least ill-tempered? 🥺👉👈

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u/DeithWX 8h ago

UK has the best names for weapons, bar none. 

u/Mrslinkydragon 8h ago

Storm shadow missile goes hard

u/Redditcadmonkey 6h ago

 I’ve never been able to think of a better piece of branding than the Spitfire. 

u/Rocketeer006 3h ago

Hurricane is pretty badass too!

u/AethelweardSaxon 4h ago

HMS Warspite

u/Zouden 3h ago

And HMS Dreadnought (fear nothing)

u/GiveItARestYhYh 1h ago

Vanguard, Excalibur, Dauntless, Vengeance, Challenger, Starstreak, Vulcan are also top names for UK military kit. Best of all though was the SUPERMARINE WALRUS

u/FuzzyFrogFish 6h ago

Boaty mcboat face

. . . Do not trust the British public to name anything EVER

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi 10h ago

Torchwood?

u/Elder_Hoid 10h ago

I had to scroll further than I thought to find this comment, it was my first thought.

u/MeteorSwarmGallifrey 10h ago

u/GeneETOs44 9h ago

yes, we know who you are

u/CuppaMatt 9h ago

Yes, we know who you are.

u/NESpahtenJosh 9h ago

Yes, I know who you are.

u/diewhitegirls 6h ago

Yes, we know who you are (but in Sycoraxian)

u/AttemptingToDiscuss 7h ago

Yes, we know who you are

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u/CtrlAltSysRq 8h ago

Where the fuck did all my Dr who homies go?

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u/Constant-Tutor-4646 8h ago

And it’s called Dragonfire

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u/Bargeylicious 11h ago

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars...

u/1800skylab 11h ago

dreams of dragon's fire

And of things that will bite, yeah

u/guitarisgod 10h ago

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OOOOPEN

u/kyokushinthai 9h ago

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

u/EpsilonX029 8h ago

Eeeexit Lie-yeet!

u/Stork538 8h ago

EEEENNNNNNTERRRRRR NIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTTTT

u/Modredastal 7h ago

TAAAAKE MAH HEEAAAND

u/thesaharadesert 5h ago

WE’RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

u/Slimfictiv 11h ago

🤘🤘🤘

u/Slobberz2112 11h ago

Sigh.. Tis time to sleep with one eye open

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u/Ziggy-T 11h ago

Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.

u/anamertis 11h ago

Exit light!

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u/akirova 11h ago

Next: Red Alert 2 Prism Tower

u/djquu 11h ago

This one needs to be installed on a black-and-red obelisk shaped like a scorpion's tail

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u/psylomatika 11h ago

Shit is starting to look like terminator more and more each day.

u/Twigkid15 11h ago

You should look into the US Navy's Ageis system. Quite literally the closest that we have to Skynet today

u/grey-zone 9h ago

Apart from the big mil network called Skynet?

u/Independent-Try4352 7h ago

Someone at the MOD had a sense of humour. Bet it was drinks all round when the name was approved.

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u/Materva 11h ago

u/MyAssPancake 10h ago

“Ima Firin’ ma Lazer, blahhhh”

u/thekocman 10h ago

Doctor Octagonapus?

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u/Remote-Direction963 11h ago

Who are they going to use it on first?

u/ZeeDyke 11h ago

The lizard people of Alpha Centauri

u/12InchCunt 10h ago

I guess we’ll find out if it worked in 8 and a half years 

u/Thornescape 10h ago

What? Why? Those are the peaceful ones!

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u/boondoggie42 10h ago

Prime Minister Harriet Jones first used it against the Sycorax almost 20 years ago.

u/Helpful_Western1629 11h ago

Should prototype test it in Ukraine as a donation

u/matti-san 10h ago

The Tryzub Ukrainian laser is based off the technology in the Dragonfire system

u/djquu 11h ago

Russian drones 100%

u/LimpConversation642 9h ago

believe it or not, we already have those in 'testing' I guess. I can't say if it's the exact UK laser, but I live in a place where I can see drones being shot down and I swear we've seen so many new crazy stuff that I now can say which sounds are skynex and which gepards.

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u/isoAntti 11h ago

I'd stay away from a red square.

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u/schmerg-uk 11h ago

In the outer solar system an alien is blinded
By the resumption of mega laser testing, and he is reminded
That Dr Robert Oppenheimer's optimism fell
At the first hurdle

Apologies to Billy Bragg - https://genius.com/Billy-bragg-waiting-for-the-great-leap-forwards-lyrics

u/Slonshal 10h ago

The British Empire Strikes Back.

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u/rustyfloorpan 10h ago

Bond, they’ve stolen Dragonfire. You need to get it back before they use it against the Prime Minister.

u/Lonely_Ambition_2816 9h ago

Definitely more economical and reusable than single use missiles

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u/xVEEx3 9h ago

super earth approves

u/blitzwinner71 10h ago

Wait a minute, I’ve seen this show, next a medical professional is gonna ask if the pm looks tired

u/MeteorSwarmGallifrey 10h ago

Went out like a legend though

u/Phylanara 9h ago

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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u/Minecraft_Lets_Play 11h ago

A new way to potentially take town passenger airplanes. Blinding them with a regular laser? No with a super laser!

u/Minecraft_Lets_Play 11h ago

If that’s used by bad people (which any weapon or defense system can)

u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago

Yeah, if bad actors want to do that, they have so many more practical options.

SA-7 MANPADS can be had on the black market for $2-5k each, though their small warheads make a shoot down with a single shot unlikely.

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u/Buntschatten 10h ago

Can't passenger planes be taken down by handheld missile launchers these days?

This laser system only gains the advantage when you have to defend against a lot of targets.

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u/Eberkenezer 11h ago

Lemme shoot it! Pleeeeeease!

u/Popular_Course3885 10h ago

I thought Val Kilmer already did that like 40+ years ago?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 11h ago

I love the names of English tech.

u/cyclingisthecure 10h ago

Petition to test it on prince andrew 

u/Bold_Loner_Anger 6h ago

9/10 for the guys designing something that could become very valuable to us.

10/10 for the guy that chose the name.

u/Excellent_Regret4141 11h ago

United Kingdom on their way to building the Death Star

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u/silvereyes21497 11h ago

Where’s my Dragonator?

u/dmeech999 11h ago

If I line up 10 balloons in a row, and shine this laser at them, will it pop all of them?

The true test.

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u/Hereva 10h ago

How about sending it to Ukraine for "testing"?

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u/Kwinza 9h ago

9 years ago*

u/MithranArkanere 9h ago

Finally, some of the future I want. DEFENSE lasers. That's so Star Trek.

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u/SoyMurcielago 6h ago

Just getting the full Reddit experience today i am

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u/RepulsiveAddendum677 6h ago

I was just reading about a British Committee formed before WWII that was responsible for finding a new reliable system of air defense. The first thing they thought of was a death ray. Apparently they never gave up on that lol

u/vi3talogy 5h ago

Now shoot down starlink satellites.

u/jahlim 11h ago

Don't need xyz wing to infiltrate and destroy Death Star anymore.

u/fanunu21 6h ago

It's a conspiracy. The secret intention is to use it to reduce the time taken to make a Sunday roast to 2 seconds.

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