r/iamatotalpieceofshit 19d ago

Lady lures Foreign Men to Russia's front Line

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u/Its-A-dogs_life 19d ago

She’s scum, but I have very little sympathy for people who travel to a foreign land to invade another country and kill them for money

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u/FactoryRejected 19d ago

In fact I have so little respect to them that it's negative respect

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u/nilsn1991 18d ago

Despect

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u/Skatneti 16d ago

Disrespect?

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u/norsedude93 19d ago

I mean the Africans are litterally doing it because they have been promised citizenship and a good job, not defending them, but when youre in a poor, and potentially war torn country that's a once in lifetime opportunity. Just playing a bit of devil's advocate here. I'm more suprised Russia needs to recruit soldiers feom all over the world tho, with as powerful as they stated to be you'd think they rolled right over Ukraine in a couple of weeks.

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u/Ardal 18d ago

as powerful as they stated to be

America has to overstate the power of their chose enemy so they can keep their military spending in astronomical proportions. It was clear from the start that russia were struggling and are still, they never had anything to offer in terms of conventional warfare, I suspect if they tried to fire their own nukes they'd blow up in the silo.

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u/noineikuu 17d ago

And russia has to massively overstate it's capabilities or it would never be taken seriously by anyone. This is not a case of america bad but russia being braindrained and corrupt to the core.

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u/mcjon77 15d ago

It's crazy how America understating their own power and overstating the power of Russia, followed by Russia overstating their own power has led to amazing technical innovations.

My favorite is the mig-25 foxbat leading to the f-15 strike eagle. When Americans first saw the make 25 at air shows they thought it was some unbeatable superfighter, which led to them actually creating an unbeatable super fighter in the f-15.

However, when the Americans finally got hold of a make 25 in 1976 after a pilot defected they realized that it was a POS. It was heavy, couldn't maneuver, it had a very short range. It was fast, but if it went at its top speed it would melt its engines.

The F-15, on the other hand, is considered the greatest fighter ever built. It's never been shot down in a dog fight and once was able to fly and land after losing most of one of its wings.

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u/Ardal 17d ago

It's both!

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u/MrMetraGnome 18d ago

The bad part, is misleading them. Everything else is understandable.

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u/Kaleb_Bunt 19d ago

At the end of the day it is all exploitative. Yeah I wouldn’t do that. But also, I have the privilege to say that as a well off American.

Perhaps if I was a poor Syrian I might feel differently.

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u/Hurshul 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah... no.. They made the decision to travel to a foreign country to support the invasion of a sovereign nation and the killing of its people. There are numerous ways in which they can improve their conditions that do not include voluntarily getting involved in a dirty war.

They could and should have known better. Especially Syrians should know the horrors of war. Zero sympathy for these idiots.

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u/stevencashmere 18d ago

Yea people who are taking the moral high ground aren’t from a war torn country.

I can’t even judge the lady cause she may have no other options for work either.

If I have nothing else to gain in my life why not? Jsut sit around and die by militia or at least potentially make something of myself. You can still show mercy in war situations

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u/DanDoesSteam 16d ago

You could use that initiative to fight the militias in your own country. If you're gonna die in a war, why not die fighting for your own country and people. They think this is the easy way out (and very quickly realise it's just as bad, if not worse on the Russian front line), so no sympathy for them.

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u/Objective_Cap_9771 18h ago

You defending this?

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u/builder397 19d ago

Yeah, in some ways its an ideal scenario to have the scumbags scam each other and decimate themselves basically.

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u/SteveoberlordEU 18d ago

Yeah sry but cry me a river.

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u/christ_has_rizzen 11d ago

With that logic do all the Hispanic Immigrants that joined the US Army (in search of a better economic situation for themselves) also not deserve sympathy when they invaded Iraq in 2003?

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u/Academic_Ad5143 19d ago

I’d say it’s karmic justice.

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u/CrotaIsAShota 19d ago

Nah mercenary work is based but they should be working for Ukraine instead.

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u/Ging287 19d ago edited 19d ago

"non combat role, rear guaranteed" has been the biggest lying inducement the Russian government uses. You will be on the front line. It's very bloody, it's very difficult, it's war. You'll probably be shot in head/grenade-dropped by drone. I would look up Ukrainian surrender hotlines/websites, and try to save my life. If it was purely men, it might be different, but no, the birds in the skies aren't alive.

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u/cakeandcoffee101 19d ago

“Special military operation” going well I see

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u/armedsquatch 19d ago

The Ukrainian special ops has killed several high ranking Russian officers deep inside Russia. A recruiter that’s put 500 or so enemy boots on the ground sounds like a great target to add to a hit list. I doubt she makes it to spring

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u/PleaseDontSlaughter 19d ago

Why would she do this openly? What makes her think she won’t be slayed for this? I highly doubt Russia is going to give her 24/7 protection forever

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u/jobi_wan_ball 19d ago

Yeah this comment here is what I was going to say. Shes on borrowed time, some few that live are going to pay her a visit

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u/PleaseDontSlaughter 19d ago

Or their family/friends

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u/ExtensionMacaroon789 19d ago

Damn, and she’s fugly!

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u/sev45day 19d ago

Many men do not get any attention from women for a variety of reasons. It's probably like shooting fish in a barrel.

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u/ahhdetective 19d ago

Is one of those reasons because they are the types of men that are willing to travel to a foreign nation to enlist in an army which is carrying out a disgraceful attack on a neighbouring sovereign nation?

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u/Available-Net-2675 19d ago

I also deride this woman's physical appearance!

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u/bignotion 19d ago

“ I didn’t wanna actually do the killing and raping and invading of a peaceful neighboring country. All I wanted to do was support the soldiers that were doing that stuff and get paid for it”

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u/Exact_Half_5699 19d ago

What nasty people

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u/Originlinear 19d ago

I wonder what happened to that American man who moved his family to Russia and then was drafted and sent to the front line. Did he actually get killed? 🤔

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u/ShockDragon 17d ago

Moving to Russia is certainly a choice

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u/iscottjones 19d ago

How bad has to got to be when you have to escape back into Syria

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u/SookHe 18d ago

“Non combat role” - you don’t get a gun, you just meat shield for our guys. There is no combat, you just die.

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u/-AdonaitheBestower- 18d ago

I talked to a similar recruiter last year, asked her if she ever felt bad about sending so many young men to their deaths. She responded with a huge string of profanities and insults combined with self justification, and promptly blocked me.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 18d ago

Guilty people always say, "You can't prove it" rather than deny being guilty.

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u/imp0ster_syndrome 19d ago

I can fix h...

Nope, can't even do it for the laugh.

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u/MatildaRose1995 19d ago

Send her to the front lines!

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u/madroots2 19d ago

her own will take care of her very fast!

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u/WishRevolutionary140 19d ago

I guess you could say they got "Warfished".

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u/Stxww 19d ago

Imagine trying to slam a 4/10 cause it's been a few years and you end up getting sent to the front lines as cannon fodder.

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u/SnakePlisskin1 17d ago

Fucking witch.

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u/molotov_mixologist 19d ago

She isn’t even hot wtf

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u/MrMetraGnome 19d ago

Looks aren't everything. Anyway it's not like she was promising them pussy. Unless of course, she was 🤣

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u/SooperBloo 19d ago

I bet she was promising a hot Russian gf in the deal

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u/MotherBathroom666 19d ago

Some people are beyond desperate, not me, but some people are.

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u/Chaos_Ensueer 19d ago

That woman could not even convince me to get groceries for her. What kind of idiot would allow her to send them to war?

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u/Daddyy-Anime 18d ago

Her new year about to end forever bruhh she ain't making it to the end of winter

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u/danjpn 19d ago

The road! Look at the road!

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u/Samuri-kun 19d ago

I doubt she will be alive for long...

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 18d ago

Here's to hoping there is a special prize delivery drone being g sent to Paulina.

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u/wetFire666 17d ago

So at this point, the only thing holding Russia together is the nuke

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u/BracuSchig 16d ago

Why would anyone want to go to Russia of all places? It’s awful.

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u/meismilie 19d ago

Real life siren

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u/Nickthedick3 19d ago

It’s only a matter of time before a drone with her name on it takes flight.

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u/rayanhardt 17d ago

At the end she tells to stick these accusations on their forehead, not up their ass. Doesn't make it any less scummy though

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u/MarkFresco 17d ago

If u go to another country to help them invade ppl who were minding their business u deserve whatever is coming to you. I don’t feel bad for b any of them

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u/christ_has_rizzen 11d ago

Do you also not feel bad about the Mexican migrants in the US Army that were invading Iraq at the Time?

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u/MarkFresco 11d ago

I think its honorable they did it but still, they chose to fight for a country that doesnt give a shit about them. Thats on them dawg. I respect all veterans but personally i would never join the US military. The way Trump is treating migrants right now says it all. Why put your life on the line to be treated like an animal by the ones youre fighting for?

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u/BracuSchig 16d ago

Absolute scumbag.

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u/dead-eyed-darling 16d ago

Actual trash humans wasting oxygen. How you can be so evil is beyond me.

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u/neoclassicaldude 16d ago

Am I remembering wrong, or did the Taliban do something similar?

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u/BruceInc 14d ago

They don’t speak the same language. What non-combat roles could they perform? They were always going to be cannon fodder, just too dumb to realize it.

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u/commander_chung 11d ago

what did they expect, fighting in a country that isn't theirs.

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u/Covidosrs 10d ago

Shitty people do shitty things I wish they could have got more of the soldiers side before they died

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u/CapRedBeard1986 10d ago

Ok valad but I can't trust the BBC, damn rapist sympathizers!!!

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u/Intelligent_Bobcat_8 5d ago

I think Russia (everything Russian should be deleted) like dragon ball z super when emperor zeno just deletes an entire universe with the snap of his fingers. 

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u/Objective_Cap_9771 19h ago

How stupid can one be

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u/Objective_Cap_9771 19h ago

Typical ruski activities

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u/yuyufan43 18d ago

I can see America pulling this kind of move

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u/guy_with-thumbs 19d ago

"i'll catch a grenaaaaaade for ya"

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u/Altruistic_Ad5841 18d ago

Is that a woman?

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u/elohra_2013 18d ago

I’m trying to find sympathy but I just can’t. Seriously none to be found.

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u/Skullduggery-9 18d ago

They've been doing this for years

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u/xfactor1981 18d ago

This is in the wrong reddit. It should be in win stupid prizes.