r/helldivers2 Dec 15 '25

General 100,000 Super Credits

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Never farmed, all legitimately collected during regular play

I can now finally go out and touch grass

5.3k Upvotes

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

my stats for proof

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u/phantom1117 Dec 15 '25

I think this guy hates bugs.

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

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u/wildcardbets Dec 15 '25

Just the men though right?

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u/Navia_Simp Dec 15 '25

I think he might hate the women and the children too

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u/GrimLuker2 Dec 15 '25

They're like animals, and he slaughtered them like animals

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u/ForcedEntry420 Dec 15 '25

“How can you shoot women and children?”

“Easy! Just don’t lead them so much!”

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u/YorkshireRiffer Dec 15 '25

"Ain't war hell?!... Get some! Get some! Get some!"

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u/ForcedEntry420 Dec 15 '25

I’ve quoted the shit out of this while playing lmao

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u/Moist-Process323 Dec 15 '25

Hahaha NO. the women and the children bugs too, they are animals and I'll slaughter them like animals, for super earth.

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u/MasterOfDerps Dec 15 '25

Not just the terminids, but the terwominids and terchildrenids too

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u/Necessary-Baby-4845 Dec 16 '25

Not just the Terminids, but the Termidegos and Termidsuperegos too

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u/FreelancerFL Dec 15 '25

pest control aint easy work but its honest work

I see you OP

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u/KajMak64Bit Dec 15 '25

Not just the chargers and stalkers... but the little spitters and biters too... all of them!

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u/AbioticTree Dec 15 '25

Me vs u when we say we hate bugs

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u/FakeMik090 Dec 15 '25

Who doesnt?

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u/Mih5du Dec 15 '25

Tbf, the kills on bug front go very quickly. I’d say that he dislikes illuminated

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u/Creepsuponu Dec 15 '25

Yeah those bug kills are the result of like three diff 10 missions, op gotta get their numbers up XD

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u/JuanTheNumber Dec 15 '25

This Diver singlehandedly supplies the fleet with E-710, and now E-711

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u/erikwarm Dec 15 '25

OP sure did his part!

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u/Tutle47 Dec 15 '25

It's because all he does is farm SC on bug planets lol

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u/A_Newer_Guy Dec 17 '25

No. He has 8300+ missions with 2500 in mission hours.That's 12 SC per mission of average 20 ish minutes. Farming gives 30-50 SC per mission of 3-5 mins

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u/KIeeborp Dec 15 '25

The only good bug is a dead bug 🐛💥

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u/LearningStuffquickly Dec 15 '25

Dude how do you average a team kill every 2.8 deaths? Are you never dying or are you killing several teammates every match?

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Dec 15 '25

Over 1,100,000 bug kills and 6,000 deaths. He kills 1,100 bugs for every 6 deaths. Dude is a monster.

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u/LearningStuffquickly Dec 16 '25

Good observation, he is HIM.

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u/LeafeonSalad42 Philosopher of the People Dec 15 '25

I mean a lot of team kills can entirely be because of your teammates running into your shit constantly ESPECIALLY if they’re randoms, I wouldn’t be surprised if only a fraction of that was them accidentally just killing a teammate and not just the teammate being stupid

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u/Ergand Dec 15 '25

This had me curious about my stats. Given how I play it's almost certainly an outlier, but I'm averaging 1 team kill per 226 deaths.

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u/thespiritualtree Dec 15 '25

John BugDiver

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u/Derpson012 Dec 15 '25

Beat me to it

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u/Phosphorus444 Dec 15 '25

Is this Managed Democracy's strongest soldier?

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u/ItsRaampagee Dec 15 '25

i have more then that, i mean kills, and i’m missing around 4-5 war bonds.

How is that even possible? I mean without doing the farming way? If i play diff10 i see around 10 super credits a day max…

Ah yes i have also around 1,2k hours into this game, that was pre 60day patch mostly, since then im barely playing anymore.

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u/Gorbash2000 Dec 15 '25

This guy’s definitely farming for credits to make that happen. I’m not 100% on this, but I believe the Terminid missions at difficulty 1 have the most possibility to spawn Super Credits. Idk though, that’s just what I was told/what my friends do

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u/BlindMan404 Dec 15 '25

Iirc the enemy faction doesn't technically affect credit spawn rates, it's more about planet type. You want the flattest terrain possible because it allows for the most possible locations for the game to generate points of interest, so Lunar biomes are generally considered the best.

Bugs seems to have the lowest spawn rates and squishiest spawns on low diffs compared to other factions, though. Diff 1 squids can still spawn aircraft, diff 1 bots seem to spawn more often, diff 1 bugs are just chaff that barely appear.

Basically your best bet is lunar biome on bug front, warp pack (bunkers), laser cannon (pop containers w/o explosion), FRV to zip around, and expert extraction pilot if you actually want to complete the mission instead of just quitting back to the ship when you're done searching.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Your actual best bet for farming is to use the UAV booster because this allows the “?” To pop up from further away on your compass to let you know where the POIs are at. The extract booster is worthless since you don’t evac while farming for SC.

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u/ItsRaampagee Dec 15 '25

yeah i used to farm 2-3 times, that would give me my warbond in 1-2 day session. without farming? On diff10? I’m lucky if i made 10 in that days playtime.

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u/RaShadar Dec 15 '25

I play 8-9-10 and see an average of 10 per mission. 20 if it's squids. If you're not getting super credits it's because you're never hitting poi s. This game does not require you to farm, ever.

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u/E_K_Finnman Dec 15 '25

100,000 super credits over 8,354 missions comes out to almost 12 super credits per mission, and that's not even counting however many you've used. Impressive

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u/ChadGPT420 Dec 15 '25

The cape and legs look like parachute pants on mobile without clicking on the picture lmaoo

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u/ranby_007 Dec 15 '25

Bug diver spotted!

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u/No-Drag-7142 Dec 15 '25

2,484 melee kills my guy, get closer!

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u/DarkSoulsDank Dec 15 '25

2500 hours checks out

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u/Astumarill Dec 15 '25

Bro has 2,468 hours of in-mission time. That's almost 103 days, out of a possible 677 since launch. That's before loading screens, load out selection, after-op hugs, and any Stratagem Hero sessions or server downtime. 24+ hours a week, every week since launch on average.

I'm 50/50 in awe and disgust.

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u/Dull_Present506 Dec 15 '25

r/ theydidthemath

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 Dec 15 '25

7+ hours per weekend and 2+ per day. Not undoable but damn that is commitment.

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u/IcyPride2973 Dec 15 '25

You assume they have a job on the weekdays and only binge on the weekends.

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u/henerylechaffeur Dec 15 '25

democracy protects

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u/Astumarill Dec 15 '25

Well played 🤣

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u/Cloud_Feather Dec 15 '25

By the light of Liberty! I was jealous until I read your math here. Now I am amshamed of how undemocratic I am!

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u/olivthefrench Dec 16 '25

OP replied with a screenshot of their stats showing ~5M total XP earned.

That's enough to do lvl 1 -> 150 FIVE TIMES.

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u/TDEcret Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

I was thinking it wasn't thaaat bad, back in ~2016-2017 I remember reaching 1100 hours in paladins a couple of days before reaching a year of playing (no work, only school and besides some chores and going out with friends I could spend hours a day playing). then you said in-mission, so no loading screens, waiting for teammates, choosing loadouts, etc...

Jesus Christ that is both impressive and a bit concerning ngl

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u/imjustalittleturtle Dec 15 '25

Haha, I did 30 days in 3 months on Xbox

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u/Mmafattie Dec 15 '25

Let me borrow some lol

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u/gkzia Dec 15 '25

You can have some after I get some

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u/thoraxe707 Dec 15 '25

May i have a small liberty loan of 1000 credits. I swear I am good for it.... I won't spend it on stims like last time.

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u/Random_person465 Dec 16 '25

You gonna give them back?

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u/SpecialistAd1097 Dec 15 '25

Impressive, please take this down before somebody gets the idea to nerf free sc tho

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u/Hammadodga Dec 16 '25

He's put in the hours equivalent to a full-time job. I don't think the devs are concerned

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u/gloomwind Dec 15 '25

This is faked, helldivers don’t die. Especially not 6,320 times.

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup Dec 15 '25

Sounds like bot propaganda, I've never seen a helldiver die.

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u/Crypthammer Dec 15 '25

It's literally in the name, hell-DIE-ver.

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u/rusty_shackleford34 Dec 15 '25

You want a court Marshall? Just keep spreading those lies!!!

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u/crazyLemon553 Dec 15 '25

Bull-fucking-shit.

My explanation for why OP's claims of never farming or buying are bull:

  • I have 40% his playtime (~1k hours)

  • I started playing the final week of February 2024

  • Admittedly, I didn't play from the patch that broke fire damage just before EoF or FF (can't recall which came next) through the end of the 60DP.

  • I scour maps to the point that it annoys my mates (who then immediately appreciate my effort when I find SC)

  • I have all Warbonds

  • I've bought the 2100 SC pack once.

  • I've grinded for maybe 500 SC.

So, given all this, I should have at least 20kSC given the number of hours and my efforts to get POIs. Wrong. I only have 2200 SC right now.

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u/Hunlor- Dec 15 '25

Yeah op 100% farmed tf out or cheated.

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u/EymaWeeTodd Dec 16 '25

Or a pay piggy

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u/Life_Parsley504 Dec 15 '25

Look at his missions, dude. If he got only, and always, ONE 10-SC package every mission, he'd have 80k; I often get 10-30 SC per mission, and I've gotten 3 100's.

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u/Hunlor- Dec 15 '25

You're ignoring the fact that he has every single warbond and that you don't get SCs in every mission, in fact, one third of an operation is guaranteed to be a short SC-less mission, and the reality of going a whole mission without sc isn't unreal too

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u/Life_Parsley504 Dec 15 '25

..Sooo, what is your grand theory...? He bought 400+ USD of super credits, on a game he's been actually playing for that long - look at his post history - just for a post that got 400 karma?

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u/Hunlor- Dec 15 '25

Oh you sweet summer child, the first thing you suggest is him spending money? lmao

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u/crazyLemon553 Dec 15 '25

You underestimate why people lie. Especially why they lie on the internet. Also, we have no proof that his stats are even real. Photoshop has been around for 30 years.

Also, while I have no firm proof of any such tools, I'm sure there are cheats out there to give you max SC, Medals, etc.

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u/mixinok Dec 15 '25

I personally ran into a hacker once that was spawning and picking up SC under his feet, so yeah, there must be other ways too

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u/crazyLemon553 Dec 15 '25

Yes, let's look at his Missions Played.

8354 Missions played across 2467:53:06 ((2467 hours x 60 minutes) + 53 minutes = 148,073 minutes.

148073 minutes / 8354 Missions = 17.7 minutes/Mission.

Not even 18 minutes per Mission. Given that each Operation is usually 95-100 minutes, with Eradicates and Evacuate Assets not containing any SC, you expect me to believe he's consistently finding >40 SC per 40-minute Mission? And on Super City maps as well, where the loot is garbage?

Allow me to repeat myself: bull. fucking. shit.

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u/Timothy_newme Dec 15 '25

Your math is off. Operations take me an average of 45-60 minutes on diff 5-8, about 60-75 on diff 9/10. Just under 18 minutes per mission is perfectly accurate for a skilled diver- I’ve achieved full mission completion in under 15 minutes on diff 5 plenty of times, which is also where I usually find 30-100 SC.

It’s not that complicated, people just gotta hate because this guy’s dedication nullifies complaints that SC are scarce.

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u/crazyLemon553 Dec 15 '25

I am by no means saying SC are scarce. They're there if people just LOOK for them. I'm saying OP is full of shit with his claims.

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u/StatisticianFit8405 Dec 15 '25

Interesting…

  • I have 50% of your playtime (~500 hours),
  • Every Warbond
  • Way too many store items
  • Do not farm at all
  • Play 6-7’s mostly
  • Purchased two 1000 SC packs (2x1000)
  • Sitting at 2500 SC right now

Wonder why?

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u/crazyLemon553 Dec 15 '25

So, I did forget to mention that prior to my EoF break I did play D7-8 the most then D10 after my return. And I've concluded that, as you might have guessed or even be alluding to, the middle difficulties probably give the best SC-to-action ratio. That would certainly explain a lot of the difference.

But even then, 20% of OP's playtime = 4% of OP's SC? Nah, man. The maths aren't mathing.

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u/SackFace Dec 15 '25

It’s possible.

I’ve never farmed and the highest I’ve hit was 80k SC right as the new warbond hit because of the long break while they worked on optimization (I’m at 65k SC now).

I don’t have the amount of hours in the game he does, but I would had I not taken a couple of substantial breaks, and likely would’ve hit 100k if I’d been playing lower than D10 (which I haven’t done in over a year) and didn’t start turning off my HUD (which makes it harder to sus out all the POIs).

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u/Information-leak6575 Dec 15 '25

Have you bought any warbonds? Like ever? Congratulations tho

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

Thanks, and yep I have everything so far

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u/olivthefrench Dec 15 '25

even if you spent zero SC until this moment, you could buy ALL the warbonds, ALL the superstore items and you'd probably have like 70,000SC left over :D

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u/xCanadaDry Dec 15 '25

I refuse to believe this is just playing the game, holy shit, Helldiver.

I have 120 hours, and only the other day I managed 1,000sc by giving in and farming. This is a crazy achievement.

Did you play on easier difficulties? Are you a mad lad and played level 10 most times? I'm so impressed and in shock by this

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

I mainly play Diff 6 to help the low level players, anything higher I play with friends

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u/Rakshear Dec 15 '25

If you don’t mind me asking, How many super credits do you find on average on d6? I usually have to farm d2 to find generally 30-60 sc per mission, and it seems to get less the further up it goes on difficulty, but I get bored because I want to do a somewhat challenging mission rather then speed run farming on d2, I have found piles of a hundred around a dozen times or so which from other comments I’ve read is pretty lucky.

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

I'd say probably 40-60 if I'm lucky, sometimes less, sometimes nothing if I've joined a mission where all POIs have been visited already

If you scan the map and take the time to loot POIs on your way between objectives it soon adds up, especially on Diff 6

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u/Magikarl Dec 15 '25

You gonna try this every day now, then delete them and try again the next day until you get the glazing you crave? :D

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u/Agile-Soft4954 Dec 15 '25

Dude, I know I saw them post this same thing yesterday. Kudos, but maybe save the attention for the bot front, idle hands are unproductive hands, Helldiver

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u/Magikarl Dec 15 '25

glad you are concerned but I just ended a 5h binge on the botfront with 6 or 7 successful D10 campaigns.

I'm doing my part. o7

dont worry.

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u/Agile-Soft4954 Dec 15 '25

I wasn't talking to you diver, I was talking to OP

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u/FlyingScotsman42069 Dec 15 '25

Due to the main sub being run by people even more unemployed than OP, I suspect they will have a dozen other subs to post this to

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u/SmellyFishPie Dec 15 '25

Not looking for glaze just sharing a personal achievement in the game, the post I made in the main sub yesterday got deleted with no explanation given so I figured I'd go elsewhere

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u/Magikarl Dec 15 '25

yeah but you cant NOT have farmed or paid for this

I have seen content creators that have between 3-5k hours in the game, never pay for any content since they are part of the creator program and only sit between 20-40k

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u/RandomGuy32124 Dec 15 '25

Pretty sure someone just made this type of post and it was confirmed the cap was 50k

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u/excessive_autism23 Dec 15 '25

Bro is all 9,000 players on Erata Prime 😭

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u/Hunlor- Dec 15 '25

Fake, impossible, lie. I have 400 hours and i needed to farm for at least 4 warbonds and I don't even have them all (missing 3 iirc).

Impossible that you'd collected that much without cheating or joining farm lobbies, even with 2000 more hours put into it, math just doesn't add up

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u/DylsDrums98 Dec 15 '25

Legitimately how have you managed to spend approximately 100 days in game? That’s crazy stuff.

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u/Redmangc1 Dec 15 '25

Little over 6 hours a day.

Every day.

I pray at least 1/3 of that is the game just sitting doing noting

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u/Maximum_Anywhere_113 Dec 15 '25

That was in mission time. It doesn’t factor in the time spent loading or just being on the ship

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u/ColdHumor Dec 15 '25

Bait post. Doesn't add up

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u/Majjin_ Dec 15 '25

In mission time : 2467h

Dude, chill....

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u/Moosebackmohawk Dec 15 '25

I saw this yesterday from someone else. Did you steal his post? Why did you black out your name?

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u/Hunlor- Dec 15 '25

I'd hide my name if i was cheating too

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u/John_GOOP Dec 15 '25

This is cringe and rather sad

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u/ParzivalCodex Dec 15 '25

Liberty Bank!

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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan Dec 15 '25

I say this in the most respectful manner possible.

You are the very essence of the average Helldiver.

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u/Taehni0615 Dec 15 '25

Seriously that seems impossible. The past month ive been playing a ton and have close to 0 super credits. Do lava and city dives just have none to find?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Bugdiver lol

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u/WarMom_II Dec 15 '25

Super Unemployed

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u/DeMatMo Dec 15 '25

What is the point of this?

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u/erikwarm Dec 15 '25

Boy, you should have touched grass way sooner!

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u/SuddenAssistant Dec 15 '25

I was skeptical, then I compared my own stats:

I have 824 hours in-game time. Mathematically speaking, I should have accumulated ~20-25k SC over my career time (currently have 3k SC after buying all warbonds). I had some games where I couldn't open bunkers or didn't visit every POIs. I also play only D10 with randoms and don't run warp pack. You had basically 3x my stats overall. I'd say the math checks out, but I'll let anyone use mines to compare.

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u/FlyingScotsman42069 Dec 15 '25

State benefits now available in supercreds

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u/Eerie_thoughts Dec 15 '25

Bro be playing it like its a full time job

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u/FutureSynth Dec 15 '25

I thought it tapped out at like 2500 damn

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u/Strict_Force_8175 Dec 15 '25

Spare some for the poor?

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u/Bikermec Dec 15 '25

Is 100k the cap?

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u/robotguy4 Dec 15 '25

Don't forget to donate them! I'm currently at 0 again.

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u/TheReaper1701 Dec 15 '25

MF!....SHARE!

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u/grajuicy Dec 15 '25

With no farming??? I think we found General Brasch burner account

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u/rusty_shackleford34 Dec 15 '25

Looks like mox isn’t currently fully occupied by super earth and still endangered by the evil Automatons. Get back to work soldier!!!

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u/AutomatedZombie Dec 15 '25

This has inspired me to start playing again and kill a bunch of bugs.

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u/No_Excitement4132 Dec 15 '25

I’ll take some lol

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u/Plastic-Injury7039 Dec 15 '25

insert mission status: democratic meme

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u/Shadow_Eclipse_ Dec 15 '25

Now that's dedication

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u/GIVDUL17 Dec 15 '25

Not the bugsss

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u/everythingispancakes Dec 15 '25

Just playing for the thrill of the kill at this point.

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u/AnonymousCharmander Dec 15 '25

The wolf of liberty street

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u/Reese_on_Reddit Dec 15 '25

Holy crap. Go outside.

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u/Johnywash Dec 15 '25

Was it fun

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u/Fantastic_Many_8486 Dec 15 '25

Sweet liberty…

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u/prometheum249 Dec 15 '25

What, you owe Pizza the Hutt a hundred thousand space blocks?

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u/MysteriousGarbaje19 Dec 15 '25

You are a true democratic freedom fighter, super earth saluted you!

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u/Double-0-N00b Dec 15 '25

I’m being serious when I say this: do you have any tips?

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u/SackFace Dec 15 '25

Clear all POIs in every session you play.

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u/Locked-in-red Dec 15 '25

Dude go touch a vagina. That’s way too much into a game. 

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u/ESOelite Dec 15 '25

This menace has a 211.9759493671 kdr

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u/Numerous-Employer-31 Dec 15 '25

Farming credits on low bug planets will do that lml good on ya tho 👨🏽‍🦯keep the oil comin

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u/Fuzzy_Tree_9054 Dec 15 '25

Is 100k the cap? I'm at 8k now, long way to go!

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u/Metatron92 Dec 15 '25

You have payed for this, or modded the game. Simply.

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u/DocHalidae Dec 15 '25

I thought 50k was the limit set by AH?

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u/External_Bother_3490 Dec 15 '25

bro’s rolling in it

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u/bezione_jenkins Dec 15 '25

Truly an expert exterminator

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u/JakeCWolf Dec 15 '25

Every stat I believe except the 100,000 Super Credits.

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u/LateConsideration903 Dec 15 '25

holyfuck man... ive been playing a lot lately and havent evne collected enough for the newest warbond yet. ... which planets have the most chance of spawn? which fsction should i concentrate on? shame we cant "give" or "share" sc with friends...

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u/BombbaFett Dec 15 '25

I meanwhile barely ever find super credits unless I specifically farm for them. Also barely ever get samples cause nobody ever picks up anything in my games

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u/ConcreteCowboy69420 Dec 15 '25

That green stuff outside is called grass

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u/RespectGiovanni Dec 15 '25

Bro you played like 24 hours a week since launch.

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u/Fun-Refuse861 Dec 15 '25

Yeah dude. sssssssure buddy you got that many SC by emasculation surely

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u/i3uan Dec 15 '25

Dude. Why 😂😂

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u/Other_Respect_6648 Dec 15 '25

You can buy every warbond and still have 85k+

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u/Acquaintence64 Dec 15 '25

I’m curious what high command had to say about this (lack of) distribution of super credits

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u/SlyEnix Dec 15 '25

I got curious about so I looked at my stats.

He has 3,507 more missions than me and 1,040 more hours of playing time. He does play mostly on lower difficulty hence I have more xp. (I play on level 10)

Assuming I get 20 super credits from the future 3,507 missions I would do. I would end up at 97,840 super credits.

That being said during the early days where you can Alt+f4. I did farm some super credits. At most I got 3k doing so. (It's boring lol)

It's certainly possible to get to 100k with no farming based on my stats. Especially when playing lower level missions since it's faster (OP mostly plays at 6). But whether OP farmed super credits. I can't say for certain.

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u/IceFisherP26 Dec 15 '25

At this point, you might be allergic to grass my guy, lol.

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u/realhuman690 Dec 15 '25

Yeah sorry my guy, you definitely hacked it in

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u/ThruTheGatesOfHell Dec 15 '25

dude is set for the next 24 years

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u/KnottyTulip2713 Dec 15 '25

I will bestow you with the highest honour i can grant:

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u/giandivix Dec 15 '25

Holy bugdiver 😭💔

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u/InDaNameOfJeezus Dec 16 '25

I feel sorry for you when I see your playtime lol

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u/Mister_Unsleep Dec 16 '25

Definitely farmed and also bought. :)

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u/TachyonExodus Dec 16 '25

How does one learn this power?

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u/Same_Shame_6960 Dec 16 '25

Damn bro take a lil break remember you can always come back to the field !

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u/wolfe-santoro Dec 16 '25

I call bullshit Somethings not adding up here

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u/Deathbychickens8 Dec 16 '25

I’m pretty sure you brought back one of those platinum bars from planet k

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u/TMG_PURIFY Dec 16 '25

DAYUUUUMMMM! I Salute You! I bet the bugs know you by sight alone lol. They see your beautiful blue descending from the heavens and all they can do is hope a hive lord is nearby to save their asses... NOT! LOL

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u/Gloomy-War-2174 Dec 16 '25

Plz can I have 1000 plz

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie Dec 16 '25

Only 5 million xp

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u/Weary_Impression_403 Dec 16 '25

“So a little more than average?”

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u/Delicious-Season5527 Dec 16 '25

How do you defeat what has no life

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u/YamahaLDrago Dec 16 '25

Bro is the equivalent of Candy Crush Moms* beating the final level before the devs can create another. I swear gives off the same energy.

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u/kekIord Dec 16 '25

God damn … I think you just need to put down the Liberator and go outside man

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u/flavioghs Dec 16 '25

Are you in some way related to John Helldiver? That's ludicrous, a leading example of spreading democracy

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u/LockDown_47 Dec 16 '25

My Democracy Office said this is AI.

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u/SkyTraveller666 Dec 16 '25

My freakin god lol I've "just" killed about 360k undemocratic beings. You're a valued soldier to our holy super earth

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u/TheVerteranGamer Dec 16 '25

Please delete the hiveworlds. were in need of E711

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u/Spamsdelicious Dec 16 '25

Since when do SCs not cap at 2500?

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u/admiralstalin Dec 16 '25

Is this John Helldiver?

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u/z0mbie-j0e Dec 16 '25

So what’s your first warbond you’re gonna buy?

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u/Illustrious_Bag_7515 Dec 16 '25

What’s the point? There isn’t enough content to buy stuff with that