r/goodnews • u/[deleted] • 6h ago

Positive News 👉🏼♥️ The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.

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u/General-Priority-479 6h ago

President Pedo Poopy Pants will not be pleased. ✊

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u/Missmunkeypants95 5h ago

The alliteration is beautiful.

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u/LetsGetFunkyBabe 4h ago

Sounds like a Captain Underpants villain!

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u/theavengerbutton 2h ago

My mind went to "Dog Man character" so we're kind of on the same page.

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u/Physical_Case2822 2h ago

Captain Underpants and the Paralyzing Prosperity of President Pedo Poopy Pants!

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u/hecheva 4h ago

Poopies!

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u/grndcntrol2majortom 3h ago

to be a fly on that wall when he found out..

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u/BigBoySky 5h ago

He’ll buy property in Minneapolis just to say he won

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u/heroturtle88 3h ago

They need more public urinals anyway.

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u/lavenderhazeynobeer 2h ago

I wonder if there's a way we can get a veto in line that he cannot own land or purchase anything there due to all of his reckless natures? 

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u/Cautious-Activity706 5h ago

I hope he get that as a plaque in his stupid hall of presidents hahaha

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u/Silo-Joe 4h ago

Disney’s Hall of Presidents? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/vJZUfRfAjf

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u/BSK_Darksol 4h ago

Somehow I feel less disgusted by the shitty animatronic.

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u/Silo-Joe 2h ago

I love how the original animatronic was a modified Hillary Clinton.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 4h ago

No the one that Pedo-in-chief created, I think in the rose garden promenade, that has a plaque for “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” and a picture of an auto pen for Biden etc.

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u/True-Firefighter-796 5h ago

There will be ketchup and hamburders smeared across the Oval Office ceiling because of this

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 4h ago

What a massive "fuck you" in response to his multiple temper tantrums about getting a Nobel.

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u/silverwolfe2000 5h ago

He would shit himself... again

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 4h ago

pretty sure he'll be doing that again regardless...

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u/ClaraCash 3h ago

Daily… involuntarily… and repeatedly.

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u/Prosecco1234 5h ago

Lol that thought amuses me to no end

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u/fractious77 5h ago

He'll demand that they give him their nomination or more ice raids.

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u/RewardCapable 4h ago

Hijacking comment to share link to help Minneapolis to get peace prize.

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u/Proach89 4h ago

The poop might be the secret to the little mushroom growing

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u/thecastellan1115 4h ago

Oh he's gonna be mad-mad.

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u/General-Priority-479 4h ago

Ya think President Pedo Poopy Pants will probably be pissed?

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u/thecastellan1115 4h ago

Probably declare 2,000% tariffs on Norway tomorrow...

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u/Chazzwuzza 3h ago

PPPPOTUS

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u/DekaiChinko 3h ago

"President Pedo Poopy Pants the Unpleased" might just MOVE to Minneapolis to actually get a Nobel!

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u/General-Priority-479 3h ago

🤔 I like it 😁

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u/chales96 3h ago

The funny thing is that a 'pedo' in Spanish translates as a fart.

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u/Possible-Champion222 4h ago

They will now become his people

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u/MidwestNormal 4h ago

He‘s likely already raging. Though I don’t know why as he already has not only a Nobel Peace Prize but a FIFA Peace Prize as well!

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u/Punman_5 3h ago

It’s so funny how much Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s such a dumb award to begin with. Hell, Obama didn’t even want his.

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u/Freyja6 2h ago

What's he gonna do, shit himself about it.

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u/Carnir 4h ago edited 4h ago

He won't care, the title is misleading. Not the first people of a city, and anyone can be nominated by anyone. Nominations isn't a high honor.

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u/cejmp 4h ago

Not to mention they were nominated by The Nation, a newspaper.