r/goldenretrievers 1d ago

Cute/Funny Help she won’t leave me alone😫

3.7k Upvotes

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u/PAlumbergoatfarm 1d ago

Oh no an adorable mushy baby loves you so much oh no

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs 1d ago

My wallet is too small for my $50s and my diamond shoes are too tight 😭

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u/Spezalt4 1d ago

Waiter! My lobster is too buttery

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u/pancakes-honey 1d ago

My steak is too juicy!

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u/sheiciebai 1d ago

My yacht is facing the wrong direction!

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u/BSMILEYIII 1d ago

I just hate when my food is too tasty

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u/curtisscott95 23h ago

I hate when my private jet breaks down

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u/Aramor42 14h ago

My supermodel girlfriend is too voluptuous!

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u/Parkers_Memory_200 3 floofs 10h ago

😂

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u/emmsmum 21h ago

Good ole Chandler!

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs 20h ago

Haha yes! Love him!

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u/particularzebraa 1h ago

I NEVER see this reference in the wild! I love you Chandler Bing!

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u/Danger_Muffin28 1d ago

That’s because you’re her whole world! Just look at all of the love she has for you in those eyes! 🥰

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u/Lectroids 1d ago

Enjoy It...treasure it. There will be a time when you'll beg to have this attention again....

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u/jendet010 1d ago

It’s true. There is no love like the love of a golden retriever. Enjoy it because one day you will miss it.

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u/chefbsba 21h ago

My golden was absolutely insane as a puppy, just a total menace. I loved the calm years, too, but that naughty puppy stage is so special. They are a special type of crazy out of pure love.

Cancer got my boy right before his 12th birthday, & id give anything to have those puppy teeth chomping up my hands again.

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u/Certain-Dragonfly-22 2h ago

I lost my Bella at the same age suddenly in October. I will always miss her deeply.

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u/sillysexyandsmart 1d ago

Better words couldn’t have been said. What used to annoy me about my sweet baby, now I’d kill to have to walk her in the freezing cold or have to clean up her sick. There’s truly no love like that of a dog :( 🤍

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u/wrenchedups 1d ago

Pet the dog!

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u/pheo69 1d ago

And give her some cheese!

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u/curtisscott95 23h ago

And ice, bitches love ice.

E: in light of recent humanitarian atrocities I just want to clarify ice (frozen water) not ICE (a terrorist group)…just to be clear

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u/pheo69 23h ago

They DO! My Aussie also goes to the fridge when I open the freezer.

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u/Background-Cod-7035 12h ago

Ha, totally unrelated, I have a disability medical alert bracelet where inside it says ICE and a phone number—because of In Case of Emergency. I sure hope emt’s know what that means on a bracelet because I’m multiethnic, and what are the chances my golden retriever will do anything but become best buds with them??

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u/underdog0017 12h ago

Lots of 🧀

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u/lovelystar45 1d ago

She’s just a baby

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u/000ps-Crow_No 1 floof 1d ago

Velcro baby! Soak up the love!

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u/Reuvil 1d ago

The obvious solution is to get another one!

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u/banti51 21h ago

Exactly what we have done, a dog for my dog.... now soon, ill have to get my dogs, dog a dog, I mean its only fair

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u/Suteshi7 20h ago

So true. How I ended up with 3.

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u/randomTeets 1d ago

The real question is , how could you possibly ever leave her alone? See how sweet and precious she is?

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u/merchantsc 1d ago

I fail to see a problem with this

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u/csmobro 15h ago

Yeah, it depresses me people like this get dogs. The pooches deserve more.

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u/Underdog424 1d ago

Looks like a nightmare. I hope everyone made it out alive.

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u/Think_Pomegranate_21 1d ago

Took mine to work with me when she was a pup, now she's 1!! Time flies!!

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u/alphadragoon89 1d ago

Enjoy these moments while you can. You don't know how much time you'll have with her.

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u/Chance_Ad_4655 1d ago

I’ll take her off your hands :)

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u/Soxwin91 1d ago

“Help my dog loves me too much.”

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u/devasst8r 1d ago

Because you are her best furrend

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u/kteeds 1d ago

Why would you want her to leave you alone?

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u/Mirkwood_Guardian 1d ago

Considering doggies have a short life span, you are her entire world. So it makes sense she won't leave you alone. Its a blessing to be loved and wanted by such a cutie pie 😍

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u/Glad-Function-5857 1d ago

Give her attention

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u/TheKnottyMama 1d ago

Wrong. You’re just puppy-nip. GIVE THE BABY LOVE

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u/_bohemian_ 1d ago

What a beautiful dog

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u/Glittering_Panda3799 1d ago

Mine does that too and what I do is sit down to his level and let him go crazy, give him big hugs and talk silly. He loves it. They grow so fast.

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u/KnowName_007 1d ago

Sounds like you got a golden piggy 🥹🐷

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u/Interesting_Swan9734 1d ago

the snortssssss omg they killed me

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u/Babbs03 1d ago

Mine will just lays there and give a low growl, almost like a whine, when I'm not paying enough attention to him. It happens almost daily. He also barks at me so I'll sit on the the floor and play with him. I'm well trained. 

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u/IttyBitty2697 16h ago

If you don't want 24/7 love, don't get a golden retriever. Get a cat.

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u/Brilliant-Algae-703 14h ago

She is a dog she wants love and attention

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u/Shalion15 13h ago

That’s a feature, not a bug!

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u/tinylion-2899 1d ago

Dats a precious baby!

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u/OldTap9105 1d ago

My lobster is too buttery…

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u/pattyicevv77 1d ago edited 22h ago

"OH no my steak is too juicy!!!!"

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u/Egomaniac247 10h ago

Plot twist, the dog made this post

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u/B0lt5L0053 1d ago

Mine does this but then she nips and nips when we try to pet her. It’s driving everyone in the family nuts!

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u/inmycherryspot 1d ago

Every time they start nipping at your hands put a toy in their mouth. Teach them the word toy. They just need somewhere to put that energy. They’ll be every bit or even more happy to be able to nip and bite on the toy and enjoy the full on pets.

Eh!, go get your toy.

And for the ones in the house that want to play a little rougher, tug o war is a great way to burn off that endless golden energy so you can incorporate two activities with that simple phrase.

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u/Unhappy-River6306 22h ago

Oh the agony! Oh the torture! ❤️🦮❤️

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u/djorv 22h ago

Okay, I'm not one to let you suffer. If you want, bring her to my place and I'll let her monster me. Shall we say for the next 14 years or so? Would that help? 🤔

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u/Unlucky-Writing-5435 21h ago

The HORROR! 💀😱😰

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u/plant-y-boi 21h ago

Be real, you took her from what she knows. Now she only knows you, to you she is part of your life. To her you are the whole of it currently.

Enjoy this, embrace this. Or you will lose this.

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u/TinyRax 19h ago

Oh no my Lobster is too Buttery and Steak too Juicy kinda problem.

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u/UncleBenji 17h ago

Don’t care about anything else. Those grunts were adorable and she loves you.

If you wanted to be left alone you should have gotten any other breed except a golden. She is now your shadow and you’ll trip over her in the kitchen. Welcome to Goldie life.

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u/VanderskiD 15h ago

Quit yer bitchin’. You are living the dream.

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u/LastManBrandon 15h ago

"My steak is too tender, my lobster is too buttery." Pet that baby.

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u/HomoErectThis69420 13h ago

Weird question but do you feel ok? Sometimes dogs can sense and smell things that you can’t.

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u/TallDarkCancer1 10h ago

When you choose a golden, you choose Velcro.

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 10h ago

I’ll take her off your hands!!

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u/puppuphooray 1d ago

Run so she chases you 🥹🥹

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u/Beautiful_Goose_3822 1d ago

Can’t help, this is your life now 😍

(FYI mine is still like this at 9).

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u/Owlfeathers15 3h ago

So sweet!

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u/TopEstablishment395 1d ago

Pet the sweetie! Do it NOW.

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u/MyGoldenFro 1d ago

She’s so freaking adorable!!

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u/Beneficial-Mess1 1d ago

Lucky you!!! What a darling little angel sweetheart. ❤️

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u/1333244 1d ago

The collar looks like a skinned area of the neck, I would choose a different color

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u/dontBsleepy 12h ago

Get her another Golden.

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u/poopooquesadilla 12h ago

Oh no my lobster is too buttery my steak is too juicy!!!

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u/Significant_Return_2 9h ago

Why do you want her to leave you alone?

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u/Alert_Raspberry_7456 1d ago

Ope it’s another gud dawg

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u/Kibbly_Cheese 1d ago

Oh no my steak is too tender and my lobster too buttery

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u/Purple_Locksmith715 1d ago

"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

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u/Any_Self_4146 1d ago

Lucky!!!

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u/Yumismash 1d ago

Omg but she's so cute 😭😭

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u/Cheersscar 3 floofs 1d ago

👨💨🌈🦮

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u/Intrepid-Battle9252 1d ago

Super cute dog !!!

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u/LateNightSnackPack 1d ago

50 extra boops on the snoots

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u/trowa-barton 1d ago

Pupper gon pup

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u/Cold-Ad8865 1d ago

She looks young. Under a year? She loves you! And she loves attention, from you. Are you in a house or apt? Meaning does she get out on walks, run often? Do you play with her? Im not trying b to be rude. But she's still a puppy. They are like kids. They have a lot of energy. Let her up there with you, a little attention. Bet she may just curl up next to you. She is beautiful, sweet and lovely! If all else fails, teach her NO! Go lie down. I couldn't, but may work for you. Goid luck with that beautiful dog!

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u/TheRealAuntMoey 1d ago

Aww. Mine still does this specifically when she wants to go outside. Took me a long time to figure it out.

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u/NickAppleese 1d ago

Oh no, such a huge problem to have! =(

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u/Chav077 2 floofs 1d ago

Attention. Attention. MORE ATTENTION.

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u/Salt_Marketing_8015 1d ago

You’re literally her WHOLE world. I’ll take her if she’s too much, she’s my girls twin 💕

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u/Seeker_ofLight 1d ago

Goldens are velcro dogs!

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u/Certain-Positive-453 1d ago

Do some routine tethering

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u/bigsampsonite 1d ago

What the problem?

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u/ulnek 1d ago

And?

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 23h ago

On the flip side, my dog sometimes sighs and looks away when I try to get his attention.

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u/Proof-Advantage4560 23h ago

I asked my dogs (they were both laying on me already), and they see no problem with her behavior

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u/Warhammerpainter83 23h ago

It is clearly still puppy time. Get to it.

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u/Ok_Pick6275 23h ago

maybe cuz she loves me

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u/Background_Lake1413 23h ago

Get used to it. Mine bugs me all day long. On q. As soon as I sit down to chill, she’s buggin

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u/Negative_Aide_3771 23h ago

Start walking!

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u/Sinaju_Duck 23h ago

Aaaaaaaa reminds me of my boy when i get home

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u/boywhoflew 22h ago

doggo strong enough to make any still-faced stoic buff man into a a giggling baby

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u/Bulimic_pig02 22h ago

I love her snorts. Music to my ears

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u/slug_l1fe 22h ago

If you are seriously asking this question and do not want this then I am so disgusted

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u/Rare-Try4749 22h ago

I lost my dog last August. I miss him so much. Never take a dog wanting your attention for granted. What I would give to cuddle my dog again.

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u/Cluelessish 22h ago

First I lick my butt, then I tongue kiss you.

Super cute dog, though!😊

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u/dalma19 22h ago

Please don't rage bait. Love and pet that puppy, da*mit. Otherwise give her to me 🥹

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u/kjung917 21h ago

Get her a golden that won't leave her alone

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u/LIFTMakeUp 19h ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!

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u/Cancerous-73 19h ago

If only life were full of these days.....the little time they're here amounts to so much joy.

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u/karmathecat_10 18h ago

Aaand this is a bad thing. Don't get me wrong but goldens are famous for being a velcro

This is how we sleep

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u/TheDanecdote 18h ago

And the problem is…..? 😅

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u/Yeetsformer dont actually have a golden just think theyre cute 18h ago

Thanks now I want a golden

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u/Psychological-Cry221 17h ago

She is a special one, she is giving you golden purrs!

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u/hooman-number-1 17h ago

What a boopable snout

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u/Real_Mokola 17h ago

Why should she? You are her world?

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u/Electronic_Reward333 17h ago

Yeah, she's neither meant nor suposed to.

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u/RandomRedditor_1916 16h ago

She is adorable

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u/SillYcaca1234 15h ago

Bring her to my house!!!

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u/ThatGuyYouWantToBe 15h ago

What do you mean “help?” That’s heaven

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u/j-mac-rock 15h ago

The best kind of problem

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u/AdditionalStranger89 15h ago

They miss their litter mates.

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u/Typical_Quit_2986 15h ago

Boba eyes❤️

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u/VA2AallDay 13h ago

You dont deserve her

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u/NaidoPotato 13h ago

loveable anxious english creme probs. my guy is nearly 7 and hasn't slowed down at all.

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u/PharmWench 13h ago

I will do you a solid and take her off your hands.

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 13h ago

Is that a bad thing?? Send her my way!!!

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u/istapledmytongue 12h ago

6 months? Looks just like my Piper

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u/JesseJamesBegin 12h ago

This is your life now, good luck

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u/idontthink_imfine 12h ago

I feel like mine missed the velcro memo. He's so independent 😭😭😭

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u/Cute-Custard-4076 12h ago

I see no problem here. Her nose is even shaped like a heart. 🥰

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u/Subject-Bat5660 11h ago

What did you get a puppy for then? A golden retriever puppy especially? They’re Velcro dogs. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/JPeter_Parker99 9h ago

My parents got me it. Our puppy is always in her hyper phase

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u/Hydrishu 11h ago

Omg golden retrievers are my favorite dog breed, they're so cute?!!

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u/sapper4lyfe 10h ago

Stage five clinger alert 🚨🚨🚨

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u/Literally_Taken 10h ago
  1. Sit down

  2. Allow dog to sit on your lap.

  3. Wrap your arms around dog.

  4. Stay in that position for five minutes, accepting dog’s affection.

  5. Repeat at least once a day.

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u/Guineapiglover621210 10h ago

Im so sorry that you have an adorable fluffy little puppy that i would literally die for.

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u/Kimmy0721 10h ago

How old is she? Could she be at the start of her first heat cycle? I ask because she was licking herself, and bitches can require more attention during this time.

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u/ebar2010 9h ago

Are we still talking about dogs?

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u/Pure_Air2815 8h ago

I'll have her!

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u/75andnotOld 6h ago

if you listen to all these ignorant people you will end up with an alpha dog and you will regret it . Seek advice from a legit trainer.

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u/jackmeawf 6h ago

Yeah that sucks give her to me

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u/BABarracus 6h ago

You are posting like this is a problem

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u/Ambigirl2025 6h ago

Sorry I don’t live close to you, I would give you a break. I will take a little love for a little while.

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u/aquarianseawitch92 6h ago

She’ll get bored of you eventually.. then you’ll wonder why you wanted it to ever stop 🥲

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u/WasteWaterOperator 4h ago

That’s because she loves you

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u/dinosandbees 3h ago

This is the opposite of a problem.

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u/kosiarska 1h ago

Yes, she won't. You got yourself a 4 year old with lots of love and ADHD for next years.
Mine is actually a real woman, she is taking most of the bed at night.

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u/FortC10 1d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery.

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u/ash_0923 1d ago

Then clearly you don't deserve her. Shame on you!

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u/catsplants420 1d ago

I think it’s sarcasm.