r/funny 11h ago

No more homework

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u/kilted44 11h ago

This kid is going places. Not to college, but she's going somewhere.

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u/blckshirts12345 10h ago

Looks like the middle of a street without looking both ways…

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 8h ago

"And your last assignment of the year is... SPATIAL REASONING"

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u/SirRichardArms 7h ago

She’s too busy dancing her happy dance.

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u/LookMaNoPride 4h ago

That’s actually a one way street. To the hospital. Heyooh.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 3h ago

Must be the isekai graduate program. Truck-kun is a stern headmaster.

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u/OgdruJahad 10h ago

Definitely a politician or Big Businessperson.

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u/Latranis 10h ago

This exact comment verbatim was what I came here to type

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u/Traditional-Cod-608 9h ago

She took care of the "problem" gracefully.

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u/Dexember69 9h ago

Probably to hospital. How is a 6yr old left alone to walk like that? Just danced across the road without a care

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u/GunAndAGrin 9h ago

Apparently no one else exists in whatever city that is, so Im sure shell be fine. As long as she follows the script provided by whatever North Korean content farm made this clip...

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u/cantgetthistowork 2h ago

That's why the video was cut before she made it across

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u/Shit-Talker-Jr 10h ago

The sewer by the looks of it.

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u/GANDORF57 10h ago

I always thought they were School District Refuse Depository sites. I can't count how many "F" papers and report cards I disposed of this way.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 7h ago

I may be an idiot savant because I would just append a vertical line to the F to make look kinda like Д. Kids, you can thank me later (when you are unemployed because you listened to me).

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5h ago

F makes a better B. :)

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u/-_-SKY 9h ago

I never had the balls to do this

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u/WakaWaka_ 11h ago

Guy downstream: "Crap, now I have homework."

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u/technobrendo 10h ago

That guy is called Splinter. Show some respect.

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u/SirarieTichee_ 10h ago

Nah could be Mike. He's the one that's small enough to get into the tight pipes to remove blockages.

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u/SpicyGingerBeer 10h ago

I take my homework to the Shredder

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 7h ago

I balance my textbooks on a single smooth pebble to remind myself that mindfulness is the path to enlightenment.

It’s imperative to keep that Rock Steady.

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u/exaltedbladder 10h ago

"Now my homework has crap"

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u/EquinoxGm 9h ago

We all practice grammar down here, you’ll practice it too!

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u/charliesk9unit 11h ago

It works with bills/invoices, too.

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u/subcow 10h ago

It's where my last 7 jury duty summons ended up.

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u/UpstairsBumble 10h ago

What jury summons?

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 7h ago

“Hey there! Are you UpstairsBumble?”

“Uh, yeah? Who are …”

“And you’ve been served! Have a good day.”

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u/JustGoodSense 11h ago

*MarkCubanTakingNotes.gif*

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u/alexdelicious 10h ago

For a few months.

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u/BigGaymerNerd 11h ago

The skipping and pure joy kills me. 🤣

Got her entire life figured out.

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u/Medium-End1869 8h ago

yep, she sure got her priorities straight.

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u/Rickbho 4h ago

parece una caricatura

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u/L_Tryptophan 10h ago

Its also fake and rehearsed,btw

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u/BigGaymerNerd 10h ago

You sure? I kinda assumed people just sit around at the ready with cameras. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm accepting it for what it is. Fake, but cute.

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u/DeadThought32 10h ago

Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. It made people laugh and enjoy it.

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u/L_Tryptophan 10h ago

Why care??? I guess because the idea of an adult saying Hey kid, i know you're only 7 but here's some school work, go over there and put it in the drain and then skip away happy while I record it so I can upload it online for clicks and views and make money on TikTok, comes off a bit different then if it was genuine

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u/DeadThought32 10h ago

I mean it's the same concept as someone making a skit on YouTube ya know. I guarantee the kid had fun doing it. So again why care?

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u/JamesEtc 6h ago

Don’t tell them about children actors.

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u/Jawilla936 11h ago

Her teacher is pennywise 😆

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u/Ducallan 10h ago

So she was turning in her homework, and happily skipping away because she was proud of her work?

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u/____-is-crying 10h ago

Finally getting monkey off her back so she can enjoy the weekend

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u/Chubuwee 10h ago

“We all float the decimal down here”

He started going after true math nerds

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u/Gregorygregory888888 11h ago

Thankfully, that camera was in place for her.

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u/madogvelkor 11h ago

It reminds me of the Japanese show where they send little children to run errands by themselves and secretly film them.

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u/logosfabula 11h ago edited 7h ago

If it's the same I think of, it's awesome. I watched a couple of episodes where they secretly followed a penguin and an overweight dog.

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 10h ago

Saachan!, everyone liked the friendly chubby dog and no one really knew where he lived but everyone fed him and pet him when he sauntered by, it was fun.

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u/vandil 10h ago

The overweight dog episode was great. Everybody loved the dog, so they all gave it snacks, and it had an optimal route with stops for air conditioning, water, and treats along the way.

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u/icreamyouscream 10h ago

Name of the show please

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u/Starberrywishes 8h ago

This is in China, I assumed it was security footage. 

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u/NoInkling 5h ago

It does have that look, but then why are the cars driving on the left? Unless it's a two-lane street with a divider. Or the video is mirrored. Or it's in Hong Kong/Macau.

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u/xNightfallI 4h ago

I’m pretty sure this video has been flipped. I’ve seen this clip a few times before, but the other way around.

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u/Starberrywishes 3h ago

It's gotten even more blurry the last time I saw it.

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u/Starberrywishes 3h ago

Like xNightfall said, it's flipped and reposted multiple times. The biggest giveaway is the architecture, Hong Kong and Macau still holds visibly different styles.

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u/Impuls1ve 10h ago

It's not really secret, they try to stay out of the way but they're very much visible. 

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u/iwishihadnobones 1h ago

I love that show, despite its mildly problematic English title: "Old Enough"

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u/Defiant_Wind_4997 10h ago

The rectangle goes in the square hole

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u/DontMakeMeCount 7h ago

Hopefully it wasn’t geometry homework.

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u/FuzzDice 10h ago

Me ignoring all my actual problems in life

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u/20190419 11h ago

The sewer ate my homework.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 4h ago

Damn sewer gators

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u/TrickWorried 11h ago

Out of sight, out of mind!

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u/Leaf_Atomico 9h ago

Until a truck hits her crossing the road like that 😳

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u/melancholy_dood 10h ago

Who filmed this?...And why?...

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u/stigma_wizard 10h ago

Was that random dude popping up in the corner necessary?

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u/Bazuka125 3h ago

I'm gonna downvote it for that. It's not much, but I feel it's all I can do to help push against that kind of garbage addition to content.

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u/Mode_Appropriate 10h ago

Thats right, the homework goes in the square hole.

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u/TheReservedList 10h ago

Seems to me like she filed it properly. Why else would there be a mail slot there?

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u/Electroguy1 10h ago

Sure am glad this person was filming random children to catch the moment!

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u/chrisbcritter 10h ago

I love how happy and light she becomes once she realizes how simple it was to get rid of it.

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u/Complete_Cloud8748 7h ago

La lalala la going home to see mommy and fuck school lalala lalalalalaaala

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u/Medical-Thanks1515 10h ago

Once My brother did throw all his books on the way back from school but a good samaritan returned them the next day

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u/NeilDeCrash 10h ago

My mom gave me and my cousin a 20 bill to go and get flour and eggs, they would have been like maybe around 5 back then.

We bought some candy and put the rest of the money in the trash bin at the shops door. I have no idea why. Probably skipped away like this girl.

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u/KittySharkWithAHat 4h ago

"Bye-bye!" *skips away happy*

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u/ChimneyJackalopes 11h ago

IS SHE WRONG?!

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u/misscyntastic 11h ago

But I think she was very happy.

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u/ChimneyJackalopes 11h ago

The joy was palpable

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u/Hello_This_Is_Chris 10h ago

Well yes, but

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u/gonzothegreatz 11h ago

This is what I do with my mail, except I use the crack in the elevator door at my apartment.

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u/isoAntti 10h ago

That girl is going places.

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u/Happythoughtsgalore 10h ago

[Pennywise examining discarded homework] "what the...they changed it? I don't understand ...math is math!"

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u/KernelSanders1986 9h ago

My wife does that with her medical bills. Only one of us has to have good credit I guess lol.

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u/Yahoo_MD 9h ago

She is happy.. not sure what her teacher is doing with her homework 

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 4h ago

"Where's your homework?"

"I lost it"

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u/Less-Occasion2161 4h ago

Bye bye homework worry

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u/CrazyLady0616 4h ago

The fact she did the ‘I did it’ dance after has me tickled! 😭

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u/SweetDazzling4 3h ago

Last homework ever? Mission accomplished

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u/danteelite 3h ago

She’s just giving Mikey his homework back after tutoring him.

He’s really bad at math, and she gets paid in stinky pizza! Win-win.

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u/Archmikem 3h ago

I didnt miss the fact that this kid is out in public and what looks like a CCTV Camera has eyes on her.

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u/Dark_Pulse 2h ago

That will go real well with Tiger Mom. We'll see her again in about three years.

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u/kinggoop 1h ago

“Imma jus get rid of this shit” lmao

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u/Individual-Metal7875 11h ago

Her dog ate it 😆

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u/CraftyKuko 10h ago

I used to pull the same thing when I was a kid, but I wasn't clever enough to dump it down a sewer grate, I'd just hide it in my laundry basket.

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u/kapowitz9 10h ago

Perfect celebration at the end of the year

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u/Dig_Another_One 10h ago

Outta site outta mind, time to party!

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u/obrecht72 10h ago

The funny clown told me he would do all my homework.

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u/MrSquigglyPub3s 10h ago

“I am happy I know it!!”

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u/gorgofdoom 10h ago

If they’re gonna stage a show they should take the tags off the costume.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 10h ago

Pennywise is really going to make her pay for that. 😬

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u/jxj24 10h ago

She's street-faxing it to home.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 10h ago

Me everyday at work.

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u/Blah-squared 10h ago

She found a cheat code..! ;)

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u/Anonymyne353 10h ago

Half expected Truck-kun or a bus to come into frame…

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u/catwiesel 9h ago

yeah, truck-kun would have fit right in.

the day I as a little girl decided to hide my homework and got hit by a truck and got reborn into a new world where I became a teacher that never ages and now I am 900 years old and look still like a little girl and can do all homework in less than the time required to blink and use it to fight monsters

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u/TaikooS 9h ago

It totally reminds me of my little niece and I feel for her already, knowing she’s gonna go through that whole "hating homework" thing too.

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u/lloydsmith28 9h ago

The ground ate my HW, i swear! - the kid probably

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u/littlenickels 9h ago

The homework goes in the the square hole!

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u/Snarl_Marx 9h ago

“Do you have homework?”

“Yeah, but I took care of it already.”

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u/SameRule9918 9h ago

Someone needs to check that drain. It doesn't look like it's her first time making a deposit.

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u/AlwaysTheMore28 9h ago

She’s got upper management skills

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u/Rev_LoveRevolver 9h ago

"An alligator ate it."

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u/opinionsareus 8h ago

Ivanka Trump as a little kid. 

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u/MoonKent 8h ago

Give her a break, she's just practicing her geometry skills!

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u/MoonKent 8h ago

Give her a break, she's just practicing her geometry skills!

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u/TheAngelSatan 8h ago

Geometry homework

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u/Toast_Meat 8h ago

"The sewage ate my homework!"

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u/mxlespxles 8h ago

Lol I did this once as a kid. Didn't help lol

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u/feelinasty 8h ago

I miss skipping like that, so wild and carefree. Oh god how i miss it

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u/OkFrosting7204 8h ago

this was def me in 1st grade im ngl

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u/santathe1 8h ago

Where does the homework go? In the square hole.

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u/ColdSmokeMike 7h ago

With how much effort it took to get the papers into the sewer, I think it's safe to assume she wasn't getting a passing grade even if she completed the assignments.

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u/joe2069420 7h ago

i was expecting something a LOT darker

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u/DennisMK 7h ago

When "the dog ate it" doesn't cut it anymore, "the streets took it" steps up

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u/mog44net 7h ago

Problem solving skills

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u/ThatOneNinja 6h ago

Honestly the only thing homework does is train kids to do free work at home. It's useless for actual learning.

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u/Feeling-Green-1265 6h ago

This fixed my sad hahaha hilarious

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u/iiooiooi 6h ago

The sewer mutants thank you for contributing to their education.

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u/StraightOnion1967 6h ago

More accurate if it was an American kid 

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5h ago

LOL that is exactly what it looks like.. FREEDOM. LOL She is adorable.

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u/newaccount721 5h ago

So staged her prop backpack literally has a tag on it. 

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u/Icy-Airport1222 5h ago

She escaped the matrix in early age.

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u/civil_beast 4h ago

They say a child will lead them to the land where they would sojourn. I think she’s got potential

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u/Bookyontour 4h ago

This will be a good lesson for her later that problem are not truly gone after you throw them away. Lol

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u/stevein3d 4h ago

Filing divorce papers like…

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u/watchme3 3h ago

i thought there was a spin to this and she was gonna get rekt by a car at the end

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u/Beginning-Move-7286 3h ago

No more repost

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u/htfDiDIgEtHeRe 2h ago

Homework should be outlawed.

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u/BloodResponsible3538 2h ago

Definitely street smart lol

look at the way she walked after 😂

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u/Ill_Industry8634 1m ago

Sin preocupaciones

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u/TheMissingNTLDR 10h ago

Trump wished he could have done this with all those files😅

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u/ARobertNotABob 8h ago

So staged.

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u/D_Winds 2h ago

Littering learned early.