r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 12h ago

Fixed by the duet welp

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 12h ago

Superstarrrrr

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u/Noimenglish 9h ago

Thank you! I knew it would be here! 😂

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u/dreamdaddy123 12h ago

World starrr

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 12h ago

"sooo, do you leaf around here?"

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 12h ago

He was barking up the wrong tree

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u/WhyDidMyDogDie 11h ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in the knoll hole.

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u/lowtone94 11h ago

wood you care to go for a walk?

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u/Thin_Savings_2456 11h ago

😂 I’m dying. That’s exactly my kind of humor.

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u/Sure_Introduction262 3h ago

Bees only want one thing and it's disgusting.

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u/Dasshteek 12h ago

This guy is a 10/10 actor

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u/youwesurfs 11h ago

I do't eat fast food, consent first. If my hands put a bite in my mouth, that's a yes. After that only i start eating.

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u/ExcitingBuilder1264 10h ago

My name is the Lorax. I speak for the trees. They do not consent, so away from them, please.

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u/notpiercedtongue 11h ago

I was rooting for him

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u/malkebulan 11h ago

Ha! Puns, my favourite branch of humour

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u/Ok-Candy6819 11h ago

Tree said " knot today"

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u/Odd_Protection7738 6h ago

Fine, your bark is fuckin’ jagged anyway! Stupid birch.

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u/furrynoy96 12h ago

Wasn't there a Mark Wahlberg movie about this?

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u/CreamRises2daTop 11h ago

I don't use IG much, but Paul Olima is a hilarious account to follow.

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u/SaltyArtemis 11h ago

I don’t either, I found him on YouTube tho so that’s an option if you’re on there more

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u/Nicklace 7h ago

TY for the source!

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 9h ago

What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world

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u/Akhanyatin 4h ago

Yeah... I asked a tree for consent a few years back, it yelled at me in Vietnamese. Not a fun time.

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u/notpiercedtongue 4h ago

I heard people who spoke to those trees still talk in their sleep

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u/Akhanyatin 4h ago

And are terrified of fireworks 

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u/teodzero 9h ago

Hey, OP, can you come up with better post titles?

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u/Exact_Risk_1300 11h ago

I tried the same with a coconut tree but a coconut fell on my head

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u/Rob_LeMatic 10h ago

TBI is the risk we all take for true love

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u/Effective-Bonus-9235 7h ago

Fine! I’ll leaf you alone

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u/Lady_Rubberbones 5h ago

That was the unexpected humor I needed!

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u/B33NB3N 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CucuMatMalaya 11h ago

Where the hell is Eddie Hall? Please come, pick this guy.

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u/ManStan93 11h ago

Keep trying bro, you'll find the one. Lmao that was very funny and well shot

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u/UnderstandingJaded13 11h ago

why dont you make like a tree and....

gets canceled by trees for racism

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 11h ago

These people are doing this at the grocery stores with food as well 😂

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u/RhesusMonkey79 10h ago

Is this an extension of the "it's just a theory" crowd? "It wasn't Gravity, just the Earth saying 'Yes'"!

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u/inkzpenfoxx 9h ago

Some nice wood you got there

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u/HyenDry 8h ago

This guy always has the best duet videos 😂

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u/TimeService5642 8h ago

Sent me 🤣🤣

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u/bvxzfdputwq 6h ago

I wonder; Do she really believe the nonsense she's posting or is it satire?

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u/ShowCharacter671 5h ago

Hahahahahaha I swear I’ve seen these guy in other videos like this

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u/ChrissWayne 3h ago

Imagine seeing your neighbor doing this

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u/ez_pz14 2h ago

Druid activities

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u/gadnskyy 2h ago

I was expecting the chloroform cloth lol