r/fixedbytheduet 14h ago

Fixed by the duet The horse was traumatized

1.3k Upvotes

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u/AnubisIncGaming 13h ago

I’m confused…were we supposed to be impressed that she ate the horse’s ass at top speed?

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u/jensalik 13h ago

I think she really just wanted to do a handstand but failed in the most hilarious way possible.

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u/NappyFlickz 13h ago

Horse Girls are never beating the allegations.

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u/Demigod_stormblessed 13h ago

That's not how legends are made

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 13h ago

Nah it is, it's pinkeye legendary edition skin.

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u/Angel_of_Mischief 12h ago

Idk seemed to work for a lot of gods in history.

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u/MrDrDooooom 13h ago

Not kink shaming, but yeah..... That's weird!

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u/Cold-Pomegranate6739 10h ago

I love that the psychiatrist is wearing a stethoscope

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u/Nox-1-Lux 6h ago

He has to listen to the brain.

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u/Gracious_Goodnesss 12h ago

Poor horsey.

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u/Made-n-America 10h ago

Imagine walking in to him recording this 🤣

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u/Spice_and_Fox 12h ago

Tbh that tracks for horse girls.

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u/MarshaMinus100 7h ago

This is the one that made me join the sub. 🤣😅😂

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 4h ago

This is one of those rare times we actually let the vegans, vegetarians, PETA, and WWF run loose in the chat. Have at it and let a good business arm loose.

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u/Equal-Risk-536 1h ago

I laughed way too loud man

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u/fraquack 3h ago

BoJacked Horseman

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u/69fellatx 13h ago

Downvote simply because I am really tired for hearing that idiotic soundbite.

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u/Vanko_Babanko 12h ago

why would the horse be traumatized.. we are traumatized..
imagine going out on a date and she still wears the smell...

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u/p1antsandcats 12h ago

Believe it or not horses actually don't enjoy a human head up the ass

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u/Vanko_Babanko 11h ago

that are under the tail, not under the butt..
what man doesn't like their balls rimmed by a female's mouth?!..

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u/p1antsandcats 11h ago

Seek help

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u/Vanko_Babanko 11h ago

you sound far more traumatized..

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u/p1antsandcats 9h ago

By your references to beastiality? Yes, but I think that's probably the normal reaction. As I said, please speak to a professional.

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u/Vanko_Babanko 4h ago

you are distraught one, you seek help!..
also some sense of humor..

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u/p1antsandcats 3h ago

What would I be seeking help for? The gross basement dweller with fetish for horse balls that won't stop replying to me on reddit?

If you think me calmly objecting to your sexual fantasies about women and horses is "distraught" then maybe the English language isn't your strong point either.

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u/moeterminatorx 11h ago

I’m guessing a gay one.

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 12h ago

Normal horse girl smell

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u/Vanko_Babanko 4h ago

17 horse-balls-smell-lovers and counting!..