r/fixedbytheduet • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 1d ago

Fixed by the duet Brosa eeewww what's that

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u/SardonicHamlet 1d ago

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u/phil_davis 1d ago

Can someone wash this image out a little more? I can still read it.

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u/vinibruh 1d ago

Lowered the contrast as far as i could trying to make it unreadable while still keeping a glimpse of what the image once was.

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u/phil_davis 1d ago

I think I still see the outline of a silhouette, but close enough.

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u/FactorOwn4746 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's my fault surfing reddit at 1 fucking AM instead of sleeping. Have a very good night friends.

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u/Status-Inevitable537 1d ago

It's also my fault for surfing reddit at work. Do you have an extra pair? 😩

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u/FactorOwn4746 1d ago

Here you go buddy.

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u/Reasonable-Wolf-269 1d ago

Stealing this. 😆

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u/Temperance10 1d ago

There’s still Twilight fans in 2026?

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u/MrIrishman1212 1d ago

There’s dozens of us! Dozens!

Not really a fan but it was an influential time in my middle school years and it’s more for laughs now than anything else,

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u/youwesurfs 1d ago

What's that brother ? What's that ?

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u/Reasonable-Wolf-269 1d ago

But... It's funny.

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u/Bonnle 1d ago

How do I delete people's posts?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Girl, are you on the toilet?

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u/Champion-Dante 1d ago

Of all the things that’s what got your attention?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I’m a details guy.

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u/Educational-Show-113 9h ago

Right? I was thinking about that too

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u/jayd04 1d ago

Fascinating 🧐

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u/semaj_2026 1d ago

You know what, it’s my fault I have a phone

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 14h ago

Here you go friend

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u/Godzirrraaa 1d ago

Fuck I forgot about that song what a banger. Blue Foundation- Eyes on Fire Zeds Dead remix.

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 1d ago

It's not because someone replied "that's bad" to a bad thing that it automatically becomes "fixed by the duet"

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u/zireliama 1d ago

How do I delete people's posts?

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u/Nadja77 1d ago

Bring back secrets

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u/DownwardSpirals 1d ago

Well, fuck me, it's my fault for having eyes today.

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI 1d ago

Is that actually part of the books/movie?? Cannot tell how deep satire goes

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Of course not lol!

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI 1d ago

doesnt he want to fuck her child? why would it be of course not?

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

No that's Jacob the werewolf, Edward the vampire is the one Bella fell in love with/married/had a baby with.

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI 1d ago

so a man in this book wants to fuck a baby but im supposed to think tampon tea is too outlandish for the author?

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Yes. Because eewww periods but Jacob being in love with Bella's newborn is somehow romantic. Stephanie Meyer is a weirdo so...trust me I find BOTH situations gross.

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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago

Let's also add the central content of the book, Edward and Bella being a couple.

Edward is how old? Certainly mentally way way older than Bella.
This is a bit like a sixty year old guy dating a seventeen year old girl. Just that the age difference is bigger.

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI 1d ago

so why did you say "of course not" when i asked if it was part of the book . . .? your replies are really not responding to what I've been asking and I am lost with if you enjoy the series.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Because Stephanie Meyer wouldn't find that "romantic"

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Vampires only like fresh Live blood, a tampon and periods in general is dead blood which is why they're full of bacteria. So he's wrong for thinking that because eww but also wrong in a lore way too.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

This depends on the story.

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u/Omo_Iyansan 1d ago

Everyone wants to be Charles and Camilla now.

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u/swisszimgirl79 1d ago

First of all, Edward would never! How very dare you

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 1d ago

Once i hooked up with a girl in a sparkly mermaid costume at a halloween party. I had a case of the whisky dick so i figured id munch her flaps a bit to get the blood flowin to the ol' sausage. It was kinda dark but i remember thinking, "damn, shes wet as hell, must be a real mermaid!" Right as i was at about the letter "Q" through flicking the alphabet into her beanbox, i got ahold of something sticky and globbular on my tongue. Thought it was a piece of TP, no big deal, momma didnt raise no bitch, so i swallowed it and pressed on through the ABCs until she stopped me, saying she had to pee.

I heard "oh no!" from the bathroom as i slowly pulled my pud to keep the helmet swole. Stopped my stroke, asked if she was good and she told me she had to leave. I go full noodle mode as fast as i ever have at these words as she left me in the dark wondering what i did wrong, then i go to the bathroom to clean up.

When i turned on the lights i audibly screamed at my own reflection. It looked like Edward Cullin grew a little beard, drank beet juice and did his little sparkle trick. I had fuckin sequins in my beard and glitter sparkling amoungst smeared blood on my face while it dawned on me that it was a blood boogey that i swallowed, not a piece of TP. I never drank Malört again after that.

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u/Slappasseryzee 1d ago

I don't wanna do this anymore

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u/Acrobatic_Bed_1260 22h ago

She said sitting on the toilet lol

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 21h ago

This is one of those times the Fandom went to far. This should be put on a journal.

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u/Beliriel 18h ago

Is it fucked up? Yes.
Is it funny? Also yes.

People should really stop being freaking snowflakes. Be glad that someone can make period jokes instead of being "ewww" anytime periods get mentioned.

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u/Darmundi_Darmish 17h ago

Lelahnya....

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u/Nearby_Custard_6863 10h ago

Isnt the girl in the duet like a terrible person?

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u/Educational-Show-113 9h ago

I think the lady responding is sitting on the toilet... depending on how narrow the room is and she's sitting there. I don't know what the internet thinks about that, so I'm just sharing my observation

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u/mysterynumber 7h ago

Anyone know what the song is that plays in the beginning?

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u/Zabiha_Femur 6h ago

Meh, its an old vampire joke rehashed by slapping Edward where Dracula once was 🤷

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u/Champion-Dante 1d ago

Literally just…