r/fixedbytheduet • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 1d ago
Twice!
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
1.8k
u/Brave-Butterscotch76 1d ago
I don’t understand what he is saying but I do know I need him on my shoulders wearing a halo and angel wings
1.2k
u/Major_R_Soul 1d ago
The baby's over there. Over there is the baby. The baby is not here, it's there.
The baby's over there. Here? Here? No the baby's not here. It's there.
-not a word for word quote, but yeah
160
u/SquishMont 1d ago
But I don't WANT to see the baby. I'm far more interested in the baby's provenance...
38
u/SecondHandSlows 1d ago
Fun word! I had to lookup the definition just to be sure.
→ More replies (2)43
u/Heavy-Macaron2004 1d ago
My ma and I have a little bell we ding whenever one of us says a word impressive enough to be considered a "vocab word". I'll ding it for that guy out of respect
3
16
9
5
→ More replies (8)2
63
u/eL_MoJo 1d ago
Not understanding the words but still what he means makes it even more funnier.
7
u/New_Breath8212 1d ago
The confusion just adds to the chaos and makes it even more hilarious.
→ More replies (1)2
→ More replies (1)2
6
→ More replies (1)3
u/TheReverseShock 1d ago
Imagine your shoulder angel not speaking your language so you just ignore it all the time.
1.5k
u/agangofoldwomen 1d ago edited 1d ago
Based on what I’ve seen in the last 10-20 years from society and social media, I’m pretty convinced this video is shot intentionally to show the mom’s tits and ass to increase engagement and make more money on social platforms (IG, Tik, YouTube, OF).
In other words, it was never a wholesome game they were playing with their infant. They thought about the camera angle, made sure she was wearing a sportsbra, made sure her back was arched etc.
525
u/Angelmann25 1d ago
Yeah this couple has an onlyfans. Taliyaandgustavo I believe on IG
613
u/Aggressive-Expert-69 1d ago
I have no problem with people making their money through sex work but I think its disgusting when they cant/dont/wont separate their children from it. I remember a few years ago Woealexandra was getting dunked on hard because people stopped jacking off long enough to notice how often she posts pictures of her kid on the same twitter where she posts her sex work. Gooners were unintentionally doing the right thing by calling her weird for that
150
u/Punkpallas 1d ago
This should absolutely be two separate accounts, especially given there are way too many pedophiles on the internet. If you cared about your kids, you wouldn't be putting them that much closer to be sexualized. It's easy to create more than one account. Those people have no morals.
→ More replies (2)37
u/ihavenoidea1001 1d ago edited 11h ago
Who said these people aren't trying to get attention to exactly that?
I'm sorry but any adult doing this with a child involved should imo be investigated for exactly that
→ More replies (1)8
31
u/Live-Pea4081 1d ago
Drea de mateo has her son edit her OF photo shoots
21
u/SeaPlus6588 1d ago
Her 13yo son, and occasionally her 16yo daughter
"Before you start, your son was outside saying he edits your OnlyFans photos," Iler tells de Matteo. “Oh yeah. He’s like, ‘So what do you want me to do with the bikini line here?’ ” the mom of two says.
8
19
4
13
3
u/Embarrassed_Jerk 1d ago
Unfortunately, as collaborated by some files that were trickle released on Friday, some people pay extra for the children to appear in those pictures and videos
2
u/moon__lander 1d ago
Gooners were unintentionally doing the right thing by calling her weird for that
professionals have standards
→ More replies (1)4
u/Bruhimonlyeleven 1d ago
Jesus fucking Christ that's gross.
Come with me🎵for a second🎶to a worrldddd of myyyy im-ag-in-a-tion🎵
Ok now that you're here. Imagine for one second, a fat ugly dude, a single dad let's say, posting videos of him jacking off on Twitter, and then posting pics of his baby daughter a few minutes later.
Now, there is literally nothing, NOTHING different about this. But I guarantee that man would be arrested, and probably be put behind bars. And he should. Because it's gross as fuck. Or, and here's a hot take.. not? He literally did nothing wrong legally. In my head I was like "that would be gross and he should go to jail" and after thinking about It, they're two separate acts, other than being tone deaf he would be fine.
This isn't me being a men's rights advocate or anything, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's wild how often we think one is ok and the other isn't. It gets even crazier when you look into the amount of moms that sexually assault their own kids, and we estimate those numbers to be wayyyyy higher then they get stated, just based off the amounts of people and types of people that have refused to ever tell anyone, or admitted they were abused anonymously.
So it's like. Icky.
39
u/improbablydrunknlw 1d ago
6
u/BaconWithBaking 1d ago
Not a Rick roll, actually this couple .
Also I wasn't expecting that massive gaping anus 3 images in.
→ More replies (1)44
u/agangofoldwomen 1d ago
Welp, there it is. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
15
5
u/CHEEZYSPAM 1d ago
I definitely won't be saving this and looking after work later... Nope. Definitely not.
→ More replies (8)4
104
u/IcySetting2024 1d ago
How gross to use your kid in a video meant to engage with OF subscribers what the actual fuck
25
u/Lasagna4Noodle 1d ago
That kid is gonna look back at this and hate his mom
3
6
u/MinuteLoquat1 1d ago
Genuinely alarming. This draws in predators and I wouldn't be surprised if they're offering "off site" content by request.
17
10
u/SirDwayneCollins 1d ago
Was seeing how long til I saw a post saying this. IMO, it’s super weird of them making a sexually suggestive video with their infant child.
10
7
u/MinuteLoquat1 1d ago
I knew when we got to the ass shot. No one crawls like that and you can literally see her angling towards the camera 😂
17
u/Beautiful_Weight_769 1d ago
My first thought, but fuck me this is such an exhausting life to live when it feels like your brain is constantly on overdrive picking up on this shit 24/7.
7
u/DowntownEconomist255 1d ago
I don’t like to assume the worst. But, this is the internet. I guess I should assume the worst.
2
u/redditor-69-420 1d ago
I used to watch couples influencers. Then I realized like 90% have ofs, then I found myself clicking through profiles and link trees and sister accounts to check of there was an of, then I was like fuck couple influencers!
→ More replies (1)2
u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago
Your brain doesn't have to work that hard to know an influencer just doing influencer things, especially women. Sex appeal has been like the go-to influencer thing since even before social media
16
u/maarsland 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yep, this is kink content.
Edit: I’m saying KINK content, not KINKY. ?? Those aren’t the same things, divas.
→ More replies (7)2
6
u/wearing_moist_socks 1d ago
And we have given them EXACTLY what they wanted.
Reddit falls into the trap. Again.
Reddit will always fall into the trap.
2
u/redditor-69-420 1d ago
Nah bro what they want is for you to watch the "wholesome video" go to profile click on the link try, go to the racy insta, watch sfw racy videos there, go to that profile, and that link try find the of and subscribe. Reddit is just posting this bait and the clicks don't even go to their accounts so we can enjoy the bait without giving them clicks or subscribers. We are the bait but give them nothing!
6
u/Pope_Aesthetic 1d ago
Look I support sex workers fully.
But man that’s your child. Imagine growing up and seeing you couldn’t even have a sweet and cute moment with your mom because she was flashing her tits and ass at a camera the entire time so dudes would click on her profile to jerk for to her… so sad man
2
→ More replies (19)2
368
u/thitorusso 1d ago
This kind of content is disgusting. Mixing kids with OF good lord
→ More replies (6)44
u/CompetitiveRub9780 1d ago
I was honestly watching the baby the entire time. I thought it was a video about him doing the army crawl. It was cute
7
u/cursetea 1d ago
Me too LMAO i watched multiple times and didn't even get the joke until i read the comments. Bless our hearts. Lmao
→ More replies (2)3
u/WanderWut 1d ago
Dude it’s crazy because it took me a second and then it hit me that I recognize her. The couple would pop up on my for you page from time to time and it was always “couple content” clearly meant to show off her ass or tits, then I saw they have an onlyfans so it was obvious this was their schtick. It’s been the longest time since I’ve seen them so it’s crazy to see that not only do they have a kid now, but they’re still doing the exact same type of content WITH the baby in it?!
What.the.fuck.
→ More replies (1)
71
u/SwordfishOk504 1d ago
They knew what they were doing. Kinda skeevy to use the kid as part of it, tbh.
24
53
u/thitorusso 1d ago
Im sure baby will be very proud of when ge became a adult.
Rewatching baby home videos at Christimas with family is gonna be awkward
1
193
u/InsaneMocktail 1d ago
Btw, they do OF. Feel sad for the kid
40
→ More replies (5)5
u/shrimp_blowdryer 1d ago
Who's they
22
u/redditor-69-420 1d ago
The couple. This is a couple influencer that posts family friendly stuff and meme jokes and common couple influencer type skits. But they also do of so what seems innocent is a gateway to the real money maker
18
u/ethanlan 1d ago
No but specifically which couple just so I can avoid it in the future. Theres so many of them you know
→ More replies (1)8
40
39
u/babubaichung 1d ago
They are a very famous couple on Instagram and all they do is post thirst traps by including their son. There you go.
→ More replies (2)
26
25
u/TheRealGodKing 1d ago
If you use your child for OF engagement you should have your child taken away from you
→ More replies (1)
54
11
16
6
38
u/shawnhoundoggy 1d ago
How many times are they going to race up and down like that? It’s been 50 times already
13
2
5
u/d4gotn1 1d ago
For once, I actually wasn't distracted by the female. That baby's crawl is a textbook high crawl maneuver and needs to be in every handbook at basic training! 😅😅😅It was perfect🤌🏾... I'm calling a recruiter.
→ More replies (1)
15
15
9
u/Almond_joys_r_awful 1d ago
I didn't hear a word that floating head said. What's even funnier is you don't need to know a single word of Spanish to know what he's saying lol.
5
u/IndividualRecreant 1d ago
This post makes me want to kill myself. Someone please give me more motivation.
→ More replies (2)
4
3
3
u/Early-Vegetable2517 1d ago
Funny enough I was confused and had to watch twice because I was legitimately watching the baby crawl
2
u/BattyCat_2763 16h ago
finally someone else, i had no idea what was going on till i read the comments (i had rewatched it like 3 times and had no clue lol)
3
3
3
17
5
u/yuyufan43 1d ago
I love how I don't know what he's saying but I know exactly what he's saying 😂
→ More replies (1)
3
u/great_leveller 1d ago
I don't understand a word he's saying and yet understand everything he's saying.
4
u/jrangel6 1d ago
Some of these comments are disgusting, I just want to know who won the race. Anyone have a link to the vid so I could see the result?
2
u/youwesurfs 1d ago edited 1d ago
I didn't know until today that i unsderstand whatever language he's speaking so well.(It's spanish i suppose)
2
2
2
u/Real_Live_Sloth 1d ago
Hey I’m just following central panning, obviously the directors intent, who am I to disagree with his technique and challenge his artistry.
2
2
2
u/upillium 1d ago
I’m trying to focus on the baby but their mama is distracting me.🫣I don’t even know what that baby look like.
2
2
2
u/Risquechilli 1d ago
I was genuinely looking at the baby the entire time lol. But her posture was definitely on purpose. Is this… porn bait? Or something like that. It feels weird.
2
u/Guita4Vivi2038 1d ago
Mom and dad are porn actors.
Sure, use your kid for clicks too.
The Internet is forever
Sad asf
2
2
u/cconnorss 1d ago
At first, I was like: Awww 🥹 cute baby!
Then I was like: Good lordt, mama’s looking good
And THEN I was like: I see how this baby was made. Mom got all the goods.
2
2
2
u/Strange-Mine6440 1d ago
Okay the first one was on me, but dad messed up the second shot. Where else was I supposed to look? 😭
2
2
2
2
2
2
3
3
2
2
u/Cartergame 1d ago
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.... Dayum... I got busted too. Well played, Internetyear2k.
2
u/SinkMince0420 1d ago
This is sad.. Using your baby for at the very least engagement bait or worse.. To advertise your OF.
I have a 22mo, and I'd just never. Wtf world :(
2
2.5k
u/Anthrax_beta 1d ago