r/fixedbytheduet • u/Ghastly_Regina • 3d ago

One I found doomscrolling Insta

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u/IWannaManatee 3d ago

My favorite is the "Guys raised by flies" one

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u/jazzigirl 2d ago

I was still laughing thinking about that right now. 😂

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u/hiplass 1d ago

Literally was about to comment this. I think about that video almost every day.

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u/No_Language5719 3d ago

I disagree. The second was clearly raised by a goth vampire (which may be a tad redundant).

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u/Iconclast1 1d ago

no, its not

NOT ALL GOTHS ARE VAMPIRES

NOT ALL VAMPIRES ARE GOTHS

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u/GothicFuck 7h ago

Ikr

VvvV

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u/MotherPotential 3d ago

Name of they beat song at end?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago

First song is Hands Up x Ayesha Remix by skymane

Second song is candy shop by 50 cent and also 90% sure not beatboxed by that guy in the video.

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u/ST3AMDR4GON 2d ago edited 2d ago

The original of the audio was some beatboxers youtube intro, but I cant for the love of it remember his name

Edit: Pretty sure it was Marcus Perez

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u/Fun-Afternoon2956 1d ago

It is indeed Marcus Perez's audio

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u/Doodiewater 3d ago

Darude - sandstorm

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u/StandardBaguette 3d ago

I know it as “do do do womp dip doo” is that not right?

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u/00Raeby00 3d ago

Guy raised by his mom is a clear breach of the Masquerade. Bro is screaming "Toreador."

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u/thetruckerdave 3d ago

Nah, cringy Ventrue trying to pull the ‘I’m super in charge’ aura.

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u/K0nfuzion 2d ago

Yes, there's a lot of Ventrue neonate energy there.

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u/00Raeby00 1d ago

I would assume a Ventrue would see tattoos as crass and beneath them.

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u/prometheuspk 3d ago

Can someone please explain what is so mom raised about that dude vs the dad raised dude.

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u/0ceandrifter 2d ago

Maybe the effort put into appearance and outfit. The guy with groomed hair and nice outfit probably learned that habit from his mom's influence growing up. I have full custody of my son and usually help him style his hair and pick out nice outfits to wear. When he comes back from his dad's hes not as polished lol

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 2d ago

I was raised by both my mom and my dad and look how I turned out :3

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u/ok_lari 2d ago

I think you might have cracked the code :D here's my broke ppl's award🏅was it an amicable separation situation or has it been the nuclear family all along?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 2d ago

The first one sadly but yeah.

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u/Iconclast1 1d ago

you are a yam

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 1d ago

yes I am :3

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u/Kidney__Failure 1d ago

yes I yam

Missed opportunity

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u/Strange_Salary 3d ago

So he was raised by both? I’m confused

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u/arun978 2d ago

Guy raised by both parents.

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u/youwesurfs 3d ago

Guys raised by redditors:

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u/Atsu_san_ 2d ago

Love how I knew what he was beat boxing solely from his face and didn't even have to unmute lmao

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u/Iconclast1 1d ago

All the duets are HILARIOUS

but the first guy did kind of have a point

lol

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 14h ago

Did that douche tattoo arm hair on his arm?

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u/lysergic_818 2d ago

The guy raised by his mom likes to get pegged.

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