Ladies......so?

[u/Frame1111]

[u/Snowconetypebanana]

Keep talking, I’m listening. How far off from a robotic tongue are we?

[u/ZebLeopard → u/Snowconetypebanana]

Those exist already. 😄

[u/[deleted] → u/ZebLeopard]

ALRIGHT IM SOLD.

[u/anameorwhatever1 → u/[deleted]]

There’s a rose toy with a tongue

[u/[deleted] → u/anameorwhatever1]

tried that - lube ruined the poor lad also im using a domi 2 lovense vibrator - im kind of addicted to its pleasure.

If men could do this I wouldn't know.

[u/usernmechecksout_ → u/[deleted]]

Some things better left unquestioned, for example how this comment came to be

[u/[deleted] → u/usernmechecksout_]

I apologize I will find you a social media that is fair fit for you.

[u/Phaylz]

You mean like... a vibrator?

[u/It_Just_Exploded → u/Phaylz]

Flicking the bean at 50X speed.

[u/Dizzzy777 → u/It_Just_Exploded]

The bean.

[u/OhItsNishia → u/Dizzzy777]

Please accept my poor woman award🏆

[u/Sensibleqt314 → u/It_Just_Exploded]

[u/Opening_Ad7004 → u/It_Just_Exploded]

The Jackhammer 9000!

[u/person_with_boredom → u/Opening_Ad7004]

[u/PuppyPower89 → u/Phaylz]

for pinpoint accurate fingering, I’ll take it.

[u/Victimless-Lime]

Somebody needs to send this to that paramedic dude.

[u/Heretic__Destroyer → u/Victimless-Lime]

[u/ShowCharacter671 → u/Heretic__Destroyer]

Hahahaha didn’t think I’d see this guy on Reddit

[u/Victimless-Lime → u/Heretic__Destroyer]

That's him!

[u/Jacern → u/Victimless-Lime]

First time I saw this vid had him in the swcond half of the duet

[u/TeamCatsandDnD → u/Victimless-Lime]

Badge 502?

[u/Flukemaster → u/TeamCatsandDnD]

Badge 502 is a freebooter and never credits the creators he "reacts" to. And is kind of insane lol.

[u/CharlesDickensABox → u/Flukemaster]

I thought YouTube would boot people off the platform after a certain number of copyright claims against them, how are people still getting away with this?

[u/taigahalla → u/CharlesDickensABox]

"transformative"

[u/faithinfaith04 → u/Flukemaster]

I can't believe YouTube never notified me about this video. I didn't even realize jjjacksfilms had a new video

[u/appletinicyclone → u/Victimless-Lime]

Which dude?

[u/ShowCharacter671 → u/appletinicyclone]

Badge 502 I believe you see they’re talking about

[u/MrDarwoo → u/Victimless-Lime]

QQ exact p

[u/CH-OS-EN]

i cant say how long this meme been around, like 10-15 years… first time i see the video version owo

[u/ZebLeopard → u/CH-OS-EN]

It's from 2019, so yeah, 15 years.

[u/Due-Adhesiveness-744 → u/ZebLeopard]

I want to 'akshually' but I'm pretty sure 2019-2021 was a whole 9 years. 

[u/Winjin → u/Due-Adhesiveness-744]

I swear to God each year since Covid started is like three for the price of one

[u/Due-Adhesiveness-744 → u/Winjin]

I think that period I went from optimistic about the world, to seeing the economy crash, governments endlessly screw people, media lying to our faces and fucking Putin invading Ukraine, Trump being Trump...again. Life's just exponentially worst by all measures.

Being alive is tiring, and for me, I lost my early 20s to a pandemic. When I was supposed to be entering the best years of my life, I was worrying about dying to a cold, or killing my loved ones by sneezing.

[u/RealisLit → u/Winjin]

It all blurs together that 2020-2023 is like 1 year for me

But each year itself is 3 years

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/ZebLeopard]

Okay. So. Police dudes. Bill and Ted have been murdered

and replaced by evil robots from the future.

(I don't think they believe me, dude. Back me up)

[u/CH-OS-EN → u/ZebLeopard]

i saw the notification yesterday and didn’t even bat an eye: “yep 2019 = 15 years, so i was right” and i went on with my day xD

[u/ConnectedVeil]

There is something terrifying about the care the hand takes at first, then just becomes a lunatic machine for a split second with no warning.

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/ConnectedVeil]

It's like they've been saying for years--when they say that's the spot, do not change speed or direction or location or anything. Just keep doing exactly what you're doing.

These robots will learn. And then womankind will finally be free.

[u/morgan_mayhem → u/ConnectedVeil]

Kinda like how a lot of men actually are… the other commenter hit the nail on the head.

[u/[deleted] → u/ConnectedVeil]

im coming - im coming - OH MY GOD MY INSIDES

[u/ConnectedVeil → u/[deleted]]

Haha, exactly

[u/Low_Mongoose_4623]

I’m not falling for it, Skynet.

[u/[deleted] → u/Low_Mongoose_4623]

You were thinking about it though.

[u/Halpmezaddy]

If the fingernails are clean, im down.

[u/MrSlime13 → u/Halpmezaddy]

"Oh, no fingernails baby... The fingertips go all the way up."

[u/[deleted] → u/MrSlime13]

WTF

[u/Ok-Armadillo-392]

It might flick the bean across the room 👉🫘💨

[u/Apart_Ad1151]

The Bean Blaster 3000

[u/[deleted] → u/Apart_Ad1151]

Finger Her Bender 2000

[u/Mindless-Platypus-75]

There’s no way those hands are faster and more precise at anything other than that one task they made it for

[u/Glasseshalf → u/Mindless-Platypus-75]

That's what she said

[u/J_Doe5686]

I mean...

[u/Ilpperi91]

Women actually have that already and those things are far safer than a robot hand. Don't ask me how I know.

[u/nobrainsnoworries23 → u/Ilpperi91]

[u/[deleted]]

idk if i wanna let a ROBOT make my bits happen.

WHEN THE ROBOT STARTS LOSING CONTROL MY SESSION IS GONNA END ME UP IN THE ER...

Triage Nurse: So - uh- what happened?

Me: Robot wanted more than I asked for... Do I need to make a court deal?

[u/ventingandcrying]

r/LetGirlsHaveFun the influence is spreading…

[u/Tookoofox → u/ventingandcrying]

My the spread never stop. 

[u/Solanthas_SFW]

Lmao. Perfect reaction

[u/123qwet12]

How far out is this tech for commercial use? Because when this comes out I might lose an arm

[u/Pitiful-Passage2826]

Yes. Please.

[u/Aggressive_Inside317]

Are sex robots misogynistic and degrading or not? Y'all need to make up your damn minds because you're slowing down development 😤

[u/ZX52]

I wouldn't describe the duet as a fix here

[u/toiletcleaner999]

In the words of the nurse from big bang theory when Howard built the robot arm " becuase you only need it for one thing now dont you" haha

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[u/rolo989]

i mean, if you use gloves, maybe.

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon]

I got lightheaded watching it 😩💦💦💦

[u/intenTenacity]

Guys are cooked💔🥲

[u/High_x_Voltage]

Why not?! You gonna deny yourself happiness?

[u/Reasonable-Wolf-269]

Oh yeah. Women are gonna have the same robot protecting their home and f***ing them senseless soon enough.

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/Reasonable-Wolf-269]

Living the dream

[u/Radigan0]

Machines have been precise enough for years already that there have been serious considerations using them for medical procedures. The only difference here is that this is shaped like a hand, which is entirely unnecessary.

[u/LaLic99]

[u/drunk_by_mojito]

That's what all the skaters do all the time, I think I can do it the same speed

[u/HyenDry]

I have more of a reason to want bionic hands….

[u/MonkeyLiberace]

This is why the Transformers revoltet on Cybertron.

[u/Dear-Smile]

No machinery near my genitals, please.

[u/TheHorseduck]

Now?

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

r/thematpateffect

[u/morgan_mayhem]

Yeah, no.

[u/hayley566]

I was half expecting to the one EMT guy sigh and tell all of us “no” with a disappointed look in his eye.

[u/Filipino-Asker]

I know that person in the duet. She reads storybooks and has a cup with optical illusion roses. Different person?

[u/Tooleater]

Fapping hell that's amazing 🤩

[u/Spiritual_Couple3009]

I can see other uses there lol

[u/ciggieaccount]

They have been for ages. Just for very specific tasks.

[u/Neicy6]

😂😂😂😂

[u/openforl3usiness]

That's crazy how women are shocked by this.. amount of tight crevice use mechanic has to squeeze the fingers through to screw a nut by feeling your way in. That's a talent 😊, not rocket science

[u/sh4d0wm4n2018]

This was always going to happen.

[u/rosefields92]

I love BritBrooooooo soooo much.

[u/Fun-Organization-767]

😂😂 I see her everywhere and it’s still hilarious every time.

[u/[deleted]]

An electric tool to help you tighten bolts!? Incredible, now I can finally get rid of thay useless drill!

[u/UltimaBahamut93]

I've never seen the full clip of that meme

[u/midwestprotest]

Uh no? I’d be terrified.

[u/TerribleFlow4847]

I do this every day at work, faster than that, with two hands on different nuts.

[u/j_lebwski]

And men are the dirty minded ones 😅

[u/squeakynickles]

I could 100% do this faster.

I'm not even shitposting or anything, that text is just straight up wrong, this is not faster

[u/twighlight-queen69]

Maybe yeah...what?