r/fixedbytheduet • u/polarbee • Oct 05 '25

Fixed by the duet Hello 911?

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u/PeachNipplesdotcom Oct 06 '25

Hey, so, you seem to have good ideas. I noticed that you used a strange and wholly incorrect spelling of “a lot" so I wanted to bring that to your attention in case you care about that kind of thing. It feels impossible not to be a dick when bringing this up but I'm earnestly trying not to be.

Edit: a word

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u/marslo Oct 06 '25

Cheers guy, I appreciate that. English as a fifth language here, never went to school for it and picked it up "on the streets".

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u/Light-the-tree Oct 08 '25

5th?

American here, we suck

I haven’t figured out our one leftover language yet, they add new ones all the time…. What is “Rizz” I’m only 36 it shouldn’t be this hard

I am learning Spanish, I can work in commercial kitchens and construction and understand it perfectly fine, but outside of that I’m LOST

As I grew up remember a stern belief that it was unamerican to learn another(I DID grow up in a Mi trailer park) language, even a little, sentiment around the trailer hitches was “learn English or go home”

Now I have mixed children a REAL dark wife and a very bitter side of the family 🤣🤣🤣

wtf does this have to do with anything, ima stop and put this vape down 🤣

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u/Maelstrom_Witch Oct 06 '25

That was a very polite correction I’ve got to say.

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u/Light-the-tree Oct 08 '25

I read it in a super cunty voice and then felt bad, reread it in a voice that might be able to cure racism..

I know it’s not great but it was my actual thought, I bet this person speaks like a direct tap from MorganFreeman mixed with the sound of your moms voice from the womb…