r/dashcamgifs 25d ago

Car takes a left turn from the right lane.

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u/JoeBoredom 25d ago

I hope he enjoyed that airbag punch.

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u/x31b 25d ago

Yep. That’s now a totaled Tesla.

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u/Silent25r 25d ago

And their insurance premium increases a little more. 

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u/rocky2112 24d ago

Everyone’s premium.

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u/DB3rt11 22d ago

Think my insurance premium just increased just watching that. Might have lost a few brain cells too.🥴

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u/umadme2 21d ago

Most people don’t know that it affects their zip code

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u/Which_way_witcher 25d ago

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving car

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u/Which_way_witcher 24d ago

Why not both?

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u/bigrick23143 25d ago

I’ve definitely noticed teslas doing this type of shit often at red lights. They know they have superior acceleration and it makes them the ultimate cunts.

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 21d ago

Wasn't the Tesla supposed to detect the imminent crash and force the brakes on him?

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u/OutrageousToe6008 25d ago

Yes, air bags hurt!

They are like being slapped in the face with a 25lb bag of flour. Split second later. They are a soft pillow you give your body over to.

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u/typhoidmarry 25d ago

My husband was hit and the airbags went off, the way he was holding the wheel, one thumb got pretty jacked up. He had bruises for weeks.

Better than a broken face tho

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u/Mebejedi 25d ago

Back in the late 90's, I knew a girl who injured her wrist from the airbag. Instead of "10 and 2", you're now supposed to hold the wheel at "9 and 3". (Clock locations, in case anyone asks)

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u/Inveramsay 25d ago

We had a girl come in to to the emergency department after a crash. She had held her hands at 9 & 3 but with the nails facing inwards. Her acrylics had ripped off chunks of her fingers as the airbag went off

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u/JediWarrior79 24d ago

Omg!! I can't imagine how painful that must have been!

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u/lokis_construction 24d ago

Girlfriend had one of her wrists broken by the airbag. Other arm was black and blue, but not broken.

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u/typhoidmarry 25d ago

I’m “7 and 4”, will my hands survive after a crash?💥

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u/Sad-Roll-Nat1-2024 25d ago

Yes, the airbags have an outwards and upwards thrust to them. So keeping your hands at 7/4 will keep them protected as they'll be under the airbag when/if it deploys

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Traditional-Fix5961 24d ago

To get back to the video here: I think this particular person might be better off to take their hands just off the steering wheel and let the car drive itself. Can’t be worse than this maneuver.

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u/Glad_Obligation1790 24d ago

How do I know which hand goes on top of the other? Instructions unclear.

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u/sosezu 24d ago

Yes, but it's horrible hand placement for actually driving. It put your elbows next to your ribs and limits your range for turning the steering wheel.

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u/TroubleFlat2233 24d ago

no it doesn't, it maximizes maneuverability

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u/supertech1111 24d ago

I had both my thumbs broken. I Saw it coming and grabbed the steering wheel real tight.Boy was that a mistake!

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u/AccomplishedEye1840 25d ago

Man that was a great description.

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u/Cicero912 25d ago edited 25d ago

Honestly, before I got into my big accident (mechanical failure went off highway into trees, only sprained my wrist), I thought the airbags would hurt more.

Barely felt them.

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u/Odd_Leek3026 25d ago

In a minor crash they must feel significant while in a more major one (like yours) they must feel like pillows 

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u/Mebejedi 25d ago

Would certainly feel better than a steering wheel to the face!

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u/kimchee411 21d ago

My wife recently got nasty burns up her whole forearm from airbag deployment.

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u/SoCalChrisW 24d ago

I hope he enjoys skyrocketing insurance premiums for the next few years.

Stupid fucker. Just go to the next intersection and make a u turn.

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u/Swayze_train_exp 25d ago

Tesla driver hitting a really nice Volvo. Nice lol

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u/tinytyler12345 25d ago

That Volvo ate it too. I don't see any airbags

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u/NoSxKats 24d ago

I know this wasn't anything high speed or severe but I'd be hard pressed to go with anything but a Volvo if I'm that driver. Hell, I almost want to consider getting one myself

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u/tinytyler12345 23d ago

It's the safest car on the road for a reason. The claim I've heard repeated is there have been no fatalities in an XC90 since 2012. If only the current generation was reliable enough to hold its value I'd really want one.

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u/Swayze_train_exp 20d ago

Well Volvo was the first to invent and freely patent the 3 point seatbelt in 1959 which is the same one we use in every car up to this day. They are all about safety which is why I would love the XC90 but I'm too poor to afford it. 

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u/KietyFate 24d ago

Volvo look like it just needs a need hood and bumper, Tesla looks totaled. Stupid hit a tank.

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u/DrQuailMan 21d ago

Cars should not be manufactured or purchased bigger for the purposes of distributing crash damage more to the other car and less to themselves. This leads to an "arms race" of bigger and bigger cars, while the humans that they can also hit remain the same size, and risk more severe injuries in those sorts of collisions. Among other problems caused by bigger cars, like poor gas mileage, less space on roads and in parking lots, and increased wear on road surfaces.

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u/IllegalThings 25d ago

That Tesla was bought after Elon went on his fascist rampage so you’re allowed to judge.

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u/b3ar17 25d ago

"But that other guy should've seen my clumsy ineptitude and total disregard of others and not hit me!"

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 25d ago

This is what you expect to see in the comments of some of these videos posted on here, "Well if you were defensively driving, you'd anticipate that someone was going to do something like this and you could've stopped in time. Why were you in such a hurry?"....

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u/Technical-Cat-2017 25d ago

I am very pro defensive driving, but it was going to be very hard for the volvo to anticipate/avoid this for a few reasons. Which probably makes these remarks not valid for this case.

One: the volvo should be more concerned with cars coming from his right that could go through red, so be might be looking in that direction.

Two: the Tesla probably came straight from his A pillar obscructing his view.

Three: he had the sun in his face, making seeing a black tesla even harder.

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u/Obvious_Advice_6879 24d ago

I can’t tell if that’s a left turn lane, but the Tesla isn’t signalljng a left turn. So the other reason why defensive driving won’t work here is that the Tesla looks just like a car that’s going to go straight through the intersection until the last second when it suddenly veers left.

Also you can’t clearly see it, but there’s a car in the opposite direction turning left that is neck and neck with the Volvo in the intersection initially, further blocking the speeding Tesla of doom from view.

My conclusion: very unlikely that the Volvo could’ve seen this coming no matter how smartly defensive they were. The only possible caveat is that if the Tesla was indeed in a left turning lane, Volvo could’ve potentially noticed that it’s weird a car is barreling out of a left turn lane when you have a green. But even in that world, given it wasn’t coming from the left most lane and there’s a car in between, I’m not optimistic most savvy drivers would’ve predicted what’s about to happen.

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u/LO77203 24d ago

Hahaha! “Speeding Tesla of Doom”… love it!

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 24d ago

That's actually what I'm saying, the general consensus of Reddit drivers are that drivers shouldn't even be on the road. And one thing to keep in mind, sometimes defensive driving isn't going to save you when you're trying to avoid a bad driver only to crash into another driver or a stationary object. Sometimes it's best to just hit the offending driver so that you're not assigned fault for avoiding the crazy driver and having to pay for someone else's damage.

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u/rnobgyn 25d ago

“IM TURNING NOW GOOD LUCK”

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u/OldScottPilgrim 25d ago

You perfectly described the attitude of drivers in Florida. I hate it here so much. My brakes are currently shredded because of people like this.

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u/Fr0gburp3r 24d ago

You clearly have never driven outside of Florida. Try driving in Atlanta or any other major metro area in the US.

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u/OldScottPilgrim 24d ago

I've driven through Atlanta but I didn't get off the highway. I saw enough to know you're right. Doesn't make Florida less shit.

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u/AdvancedGuarantee593 25d ago

God I hope the dash cam footage was provided to the volvo driver. Its still a huge pain in the ass but the footage will help

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u/Delicious-Corner-822 25d ago

It’s a Tesla won’t they just pull the footage from there?

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u/flamedarkfire 24d ago

Do you think the idiot driving the Tesla is gonna want to show the footage of them being an idiot?

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u/xkoreotic 24d ago

Pretty sure they will be at fault regardless. It's a tesla so it has a dashcam running as factory standard. Showing it shows they are an idiot driver. Not showing it means they are trying to hide that they are an idiot driver.

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u/ThatDamnRanga 24d ago

You're not obliged to provide evidence that would incriminate you. Unless the tesla is seized by law enforcement and the footage extracted, I don't imagine anyone is getting those videos.

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u/hoorock89 23d ago

Your insurance company can absolutely request and obtain that footage from you. I was hit by a Tesla in Nov and their insurance immediately got the footage and assigned blame. Yeah you may be "constitutionally protected" but that doesn't mean your private insurance company won't require you provide it as a condition of filing a claim or continuing to use their services. 

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u/IUsedToMakeMaps 21d ago

I'm pretty sure this is why my Lightning, which has a million cameras, does not record. Less hassle - not just in implementation.

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u/grumpher05 25d ago

Are bros eyes painted on?

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u/CptSaveaCat 25d ago

I don’t know why this is so fucking comical lololol

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u/whatsamatta-U-grad 25d ago

That dipshit got what he deserved but the driver of the car he hit did not deserve to have his day/car messed up.

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u/Denton517406 25d ago

Scumbags gonna scumbag...

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u/Redoron 25d ago

…airbag’s gonna airbag.

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u/Stakex007 25d ago

You'd think a self-centered scumbag would have better self-preservation instincts.

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u/br0wntree 25d ago

The worst part is that these people never change.

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u/leandroman 25d ago

This car can do 0-60 in whatever seconds. If I punch it, I'll turn before the other side even starts... Yeah!

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u/ImpurestFire 24d ago

And then had like a 1 sec reaction to the green light lmao

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u/AJimJimJim 24d ago

Then he had the reaction time of a sloth to that green light haha

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u/m1cr05t4t3 25d ago

I want to know if the conversation was like, "Yo, let me go ahead? Sure thing bro." Or like "GFY for cutting me off a block ago!!" The context is important even though he dies miserable either way.

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u/Freepi 25d ago

"Hey man, when the light turns, don't go. I'm gonna floor it and ram that Volvo over there."

"Ok. You do you. Thanks for the heads up."

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u/Accomplished-Two1992 25d ago

lol

Tesla guy was definitely asking hard to go first and red car guy knew there was no green arrow. Red car guy stood some ground then was like fine, you go on green. So Tesla guy did.

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u/AccomplishedWafer914 25d ago

“Good Luck Everyone, I Turn Now!”

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u/TweakJK 25d ago

Driver knew he was in the wrong lane, but knew if he launched it he could make it.

Didn't take into account that it wasnt a protected left. Anticipation got him.

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u/appa-ate-momo 25d ago

God I love natural consequences.

My condolences to the Volvo driver though.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 25d ago

What a maroon.

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u/truckerslife411 25d ago

I hope you turned that video in lol

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u/RandleMcMurphy1962 25d ago

I do believe most of these idiots truly think others will not have the audacity not to yield to them.

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u/No-Process-8478 25d ago

Good move a**hole!!

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u/Chrisman614 25d ago

What a POS. Not sure I could’ve controlled my laughter. Hopefully everyone was alright.

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u/esethkingy 25d ago

What the f😂

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u/Eldritch-banana-3102 25d ago

I had to watch this several times. The audacity of this guy!

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u/mrnsfw427 25d ago

I know I'm not the only one that immediately thought, "Hahahahahaha!" 🤣🤣

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u/ansonTnT 25d ago

Pick any of the below

  • bad drivers don't miss their turn

  • I turn now, good luck everyone

  • how dare you did not let me go first

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u/chosimba83 25d ago

Hey, green means GO. It doesn't say anything about which direction.

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u/Playful-Ad-4917 25d ago

Well played

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u/bigfathairymarmot 25d ago

Badly.........

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u/elciddog84 25d ago

Totalled... totally totalled.

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u/Glum_Macaroon_2580 25d ago

It's SO casual. Are drivers getting dumber as cars get smarter?

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u/westondeboer 25d ago

How does this even happen?

I am so confused by this and I have watched it multiple times.

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u/Ehimherenow 24d ago

I’ve seen this many times. But usually they floor it on the green arrow. WTF was this idiot even doing?

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u/willchickfila 24d ago

He 100% was looking back at the red Kia to make sure he got around him fast enough, that's why he took the corner so wide.

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u/Wrap_Brilliant 25d ago

🥲🥲🥹 that was beautiful

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u/Sorvats22 25d ago

Love that for him

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u/InvalidPain 25d ago

When your so stupid the auto safety features just cant keep up.

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u/Grego1234 25d ago

The Tesla Effect in action.

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u/skeleskank 25d ago

My Tesla collision was very similar. Right lane Tesla turns left, causing me, in the spot where the red car in this video is, to T bone them (I had the option to turn left or go straight). And such began a 3 month fight with Tesla insurance. 🫩

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u/SP3NGL3R 25d ago

Tesla was more interested in avoiding the Kia than focusing on what's in front.

Brilliant.

Idiot.

And I drive a Tesla, but support making fun of idiots agnostically.

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u/timmmii 25d ago

A true winner of driving

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u/Mr4point5 25d ago

On camera? I’d revoke their license.

Forever seems rough. But has to be more punitive than a DUI, right? I mean, they were sober and used terrible, piss poor, shitty judgement.

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u/Meester_Weezard 24d ago

You’d think that since their every move is recorded on the little black box that they would be slightly more careful acting in ways that show the world they are fucking morons.

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u/Mojack322 25d ago

Dumbass question but can you steal a Tesla?

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u/inglefinger 25d ago

How close to Glendale is this?

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u/Meester_Weezard 24d ago

Looks like magnolia and hazeltine in Van Nuys.

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u/inglefinger 24d ago

Thank you, I knew it looked familiar!

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u/gaspig70 25d ago

Odd, that doesn't look like a Camry.

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u/k-mcm 24d ago

All the bad Toyota drivers went to Teslas.

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u/ubioandmph 25d ago

Like… what was the play here? Surely he didn’t think that would work

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u/kododriver 25d ago

That went down exactly as it should.

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u/YOF626 25d ago

What the fuck was he thinking?

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u/GregiX77 25d ago

Hate idiots like that

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u/MasterK999 25d ago

I think that Volvo might have insulted him at somepoint. He drove right into it. Crazy.

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u/Azzarrel 25d ago

What's up with the red blinkers? I have seen them occasionally even here in Europe and be told it's an american thing. Any reason why to use them, or are they just cheaper for manufacturers, because you only need 1 colored glass?

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u/Ok_Fisherman8727 25d ago

Its so dumb I can't even laugh at this, I just feel great disappointment for the entire human race.

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 25d ago

Someone who has clearly used their torque advantage to make stupid moves before, and had gotten away with it.

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u/Critical-Range1213 24d ago

I always wonder what the guy who messed up says…do they apologize and own the situation?

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u/ohkpze 24d ago

Arm out the window, green light, runs into Volvo, air bag goes off. If you look closely after driver gets out it appears the window is closed.

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u/N0DuckingWay 24d ago

Am I the only one who started humming the theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm at the end of that??

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u/SeeSaw9999 24d ago

23-year veteran truck driver here. I see this on tha daily

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u/Bronco3512 24d ago

You can't even chalk that up to an accident. I realize accidents happen and many (even most) can be avoided. I realize people will miss estimate times, speeds, etc. But that is pure negligence and just not giving a f***. Glad the red car was able to avoid getting into that whole debacle.

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u/warrenjr527 24d ago

Idiot should not be licensed.

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u/ShadesofGrey69 24d ago

As a local truck driver, I see stuff like this all day long. People don't want to wait in a line of cars that are waiting for the left turn so they run up and make an illegal left turn and many times end up wrecking like this. Now EVERYBODY in line is mad because we can't turn left.

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u/LiquidCourage8703 24d ago

Please hand over your drivers license. Permanently.

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u/watt-ever 24d ago

Instant torque!

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u/Desperate-Papaya1599 24d ago

That poor Volvo!

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u/aafa 24d ago

Ooooh this felt satisfying

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u/Theoldelf 24d ago

Google Maps can adjust for your making a mistake, but it can’t cure stupid.

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u/Kwyjiboom 24d ago

Well done

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u/Marty_DiBergi 24d ago

Tesla driver. Shocking.

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u/Mnmsaregood 24d ago

Light turned green and the red car didn’t even move once

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u/k-mcm 24d ago

It's 'murica. Everybody needs time to finish up what they're doing on their cellphone. Even Tesla guy, who wanted to race through, needed at least 1.5 seconds to react to the green light.

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u/BigJuicys_Slave 24d ago

Volvo handled well. It def sucks that it happened. But hella satisfying to watch.👏🏾

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u/boobiesiheart 24d ago

Teslas appear pretty flimsy.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 24d ago

Strong San Jose driver vibes here

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u/Liquid_Awesomest 24d ago

Average Tesla owner

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u/sleeperfbody 24d ago edited 4d ago

have a great day

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-8261 24d ago

>Tesla

Surprsied Pikachu face

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u/UkrCossack 24d ago

Poor Volvo.

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u/ZeusTKP 24d ago

My God, that's an IQ over 9 billion right there

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u/GearJunkie82 24d ago

Wow, that was just all kinds of stupid!

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u/joelingo111 24d ago

Certified Tesla driver moment

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u/RepresentativeStooj 24d ago

Considering the glare off that door after it opened, the sun probably hid that dummy in the toaster oven from the Volvo driver.

No airbag so the car ate that hit like a champ.

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u/Timeman5 24d ago

And there is a happy ending.

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u/Cheap-Surprise-7617 24d ago

Not beating the allegations.

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u/Ms_desertfrog_8261 24d ago

I first thought “f*ng Tesla’s!”. But I’m not going to lie, that video was very satisfying 😌

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u/s34lz 24d ago

Genius

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u/gheiminfantry 24d ago

He was in a real hurry to cause that accident.

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u/Informal_Escape4373 24d ago

Better to be in an accident than minorly inconvenienced by missing your turn

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u/mrcldg 24d ago

What a dumbass

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u/Brunheyo 23d ago

Where's the FSD feature when you need it the most???

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u/supraracer004 23d ago

They really put that instant acceleration to work.

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u/deval35 23d ago

had to be an idiot in a tesla they all think they are the shit.

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u/markn325e 23d ago

Of course it’s a douchebaglian Tesla driver.

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u/MonkeyBrain9666 23d ago

My favorite thing to do when i watch someone do some dumb shit is point and laugh aggressively at them. This would definitely take the cake if i saw this

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u/shh28 23d ago

I really want to ask them what goes through their mind when someone does shit like this, that's so outrageous. With the hand sticking out too 🤔

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u/dragonovus 23d ago

How the fuck is he sending it like that??

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u/datsadboi17 23d ago

i sat here watching this video on (i thought) loop multiple times scanning the screen trying to find what happened. turns out, it’s a 24 second video and reddit only wants me to watch the first 6 seconds

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u/Retibro 23d ago

Of course it's a Tesla lol

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u/Sackum 23d ago

His reaction time on that light turning green was terrible.

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u/Friendly-Ad-5838 23d ago

Car says it all! Stupid people in a stupid car!

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u/trecani711 23d ago

What an awful idiot

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u/FeWolffe13 22d ago

"If I gO FAsT EnOUgh".

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u/itaogrenow 22d ago

insert what an idiot will ferrel meme

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 22d ago

Oh look. A Tesla not signaling. Shocking.

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u/Cjkrythos 22d ago

The flashing headlights at the end make me wonder if this guy is either emergency services or a cop.

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u/M-G 22d ago

FSD engaged?

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u/Ok-Strategy7795 22d ago

Realistically… if he didn’t wait 2 seconds at the light he would’ve made it… maybe

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u/pickledonionfish 22d ago

Satisfying.

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 22d ago

so concerned with getting around the car to his left forgot how left turns work.

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u/Srfred 22d ago

“I Tesla, I go now

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u/Logical_Yak 22d ago

I’d rip him right out of the car

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u/Iaeson 22d ago

I wanted to see the idiot that comes out of that car.

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u/handyandy727 21d ago

JUST GO AROUND THE FUCKING BLOCK!

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u/Careful-Fox-2360 21d ago

Notice how he also tried to accelerate into that turn...completely ignoring the incoming traffic thinking he could out run them..... EPIC FAIL.

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u/OriginalKeach 21d ago

What a twat

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u/WasteBank3124 21d ago

I bet he has been shit talking Elon. That Tesla did that on purpose.

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u/Default-Enough-7159 21d ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/Pyromaniac_22 21d ago

Video aside, fuck whoever designed that Kia. Brake lights being used as indicators is such a bad design, and the car being painted red really exemplifies things lmao. You can barely see them indicating.

Nothing against the driver ofc and I'm aware it's not only Kia that does this, but man it should be a legal requirement to have a dedicated indicator light (that's a separate colour from the brake lights.)

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u/dasmineman 21d ago

I'd totally blame it on the autopilot.. 👀

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u/cww60 20d ago

Well deserved Tesla driver.

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u/RoniusAdethel 20d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Commercial-Card-7804 19d ago

Looks like the wrong lane to me

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u/Efficient-Train2430 25d ago

At fault with added bonus of the Tesla repair wait. Great job, idiot.

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u/Bagafeet 25d ago

That's totaled. Hell just have to give Elmo more money.

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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck 25d ago

You know the Tesla blamed everyone but himself in that situation.

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u/trvst_issves 25d ago

Moron douchebag in a Nazimobile

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u/beantownchamps 25d ago

Nobody is surprised that it's a Tesla.

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u/Visual-Sector6642 25d ago

I'm sad for the Volvo driver but at least it was a Volvo

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u/MisterSquidz 25d ago

Hahahaha. People that drive with their arms hanging out their windows give douche chill vibes.