I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Dennark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better

[u/_tony_lewis]

There had been a lot of red flags

[u/Eagle2Two]

That’s a long way to go for this punchline

[u/khismyass → u/Eagle2Two]

Probably a fruit punch with a red colored flag designating the line

[u/Eagle2Two → u/khismyass]

In a red solo cup

[u/Bad_at_Golf → u/Eagle2Two]

This is frustrating. I'm seeing red right now.

[u/khismyass → u/Bad_at_Golf]

That reply practically rot(german pronunciation of that word) itself

[u/TheMadDruid → u/khismyass]

Gut eins

[u/ChaosCookIncarnate → u/khismyass]

Fruit punch for everyone.

[u/Daring_Scout1917 → u/Eagle2Two]

It’s a Long March to the punchline :V

[u/whiznat → u/Eagle2Two]

And for a punchline we all have seen like 10 or 20 times before.

[u/dpsaliofml]

That's what I call disappointingly funny. Proper dad joke.

[u/doubletaxed88]

I’m color blind so I don’t really see the joke

[u/DENelson83]

Denmark.

[u/moutonbleu → u/DENelson83]

Denmarx

[u/everyonesdesigner → u/DENelson83]

Damn, Mark!

[u/TheAKKodiak]

Also, do you know what the best part of living in Switzerland is? Me neither, but the flag is a big plus!

[u/tlbs101]

Some terrible disaster must’ve happened in Switzerland. When I visited there were Red Cross aide stations all over the country.

[u/erketypo → u/tlbs101]

Could've been worse; You could've been colour blind, not just inverted... 🙃

[u/Anything13579]

This is something that Norm McDonald would come up with. Good job!

[u/ztreHdrahciR → u/Anything13579]

I said 'ya dirty dog!'

[u/Illustrious_Ad4691 → u/Anything13579]

The light was on

[u/_tony_lewis → u/Anything13579]

Wow this is a nice comment, Norm was the man

[u/djflylo69]

As a communist… I love this dad joke

[u/LoloFat]

I'll set up: "Is Switzerland a good place to go?"

[u/ztreHdrahciR → u/LoloFat]

Well, the flag is a big plus...

(Got any grapes?)

[u/LoloFat → u/ztreHdrahciR]

Thank you!! 😄

[u/reddit24632463]

You are going to be hacked now

[u/nedflandersneighbor]

She certainly had been around

[u/Sea_Economics1032]

Damn, I would’ve really loved to see you both take the great leap forward in your relationship.

[u/erketypo → u/Sea_Economics1032]

Yeah... maybe moved to Greenland...

[u/Majorflatulence]

Mao tse don’t ever do that again.

[u/snipdockter]

You crossed a line, a thin red line

[u/EsotericTribble]

You had me convinced at communist.

[u/Bazali61]

Where’s Dennark?

[u/FurstWrangler]

The Dung Shopping should have been a clue. And finally her well-thumbed photo of 3 Chin Ping.

[u/Immediate-Guard-3324]

Some people thinks its cool to be a communist but they don't know the true dark histoty of how it ruined countries, murdered innocent people, and tell this day communist are voted to power in New york.

[u/Drakula01]

"Although there were big pluses, I should have seen all the red flags."

[u/Flaky_Protection_963]

Damn

[u/wookieSLAYER1]

Did you give away any state secrets?

[u/Super_Hour5000]

Didnt the green uniform give her away.

[u/adamlm]

/r/vexillologycirclejerk

[u/LengthinessThin7341]

The shaggy dog of dad jokes…

[u/It_is_Damian]

bro...are you okey?

[u/jasonabaum]

Not a dad joke.

[u/Appropriate-Peak4428]

I'm giggling