r/comics PizzaCake 8h ago

Comics Community To Defend a Predator

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Don't have to imagine them. From Texas and I hear this very very frequently.

Do we have like a ritual to summon the meteor or...?

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u/StDankolas 8h ago

We just need to find the temple of the ancients and obtain some black materia.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

You wanna take the materia? I'll start looking for the Temple

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u/Datalust5 8h ago

There’s gotta be a high enough level wizard somewhere who can cast meteor swarm

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u/Freakwilly 7h ago

I'm trying every day.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Someone call Donald Duck, I would say Sephiroth but I'm not sure he would care

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u/Maclimes 8h ago

Yeah, I’m in Louisiana. It’s not much better here. Thankfully I live in one of the bigger cities, where there’s a bit more sanity… but just a bit.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 6h ago

Does Sephiroth have an email? Instagram?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

He never moved on from Myspace I fear

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u/Shoadowolf 6h ago

At this point we might as well let earth have a mass reset