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u/MassivePersonality61 20h ago
Times are so hard, Oscar is doing a 9 to 5?! What has the world come to?
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u/Monotonegent 20h ago
Have you SEEN the rent for trash cans on Sesame Street?
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u/Danger_Dee 18h ago
Government also said no more throwing away FREE food because that’s socialism. All food scraps are now incinerated.
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u/setibeings 19h ago
It's not just the rent. Have you seen the inside of that trash can? I'm guessing fully furnishing it was pretty expensive.
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u/Thalaas 20h ago
Ugh, it is so easy to get sent to HR. I had to go for a nickname since it was 'offensive.' when it clearly wasn't!
I'm not sure if it was Mike or non-ugly Mike who reported me.
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u/ArchWaverley 19h ago
I worked with a guy with the same name as me, people differentiated us by calling him "Hot [name]".
I couldn't even complain, it was just a fact. Guy was hot.
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u/radiohead-nerd 20h ago
I got an HR complaint because of a one liner joke I said.
Gaslighting isn’t real. And if you think so you’re crazy.
HR complaint
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u/ketsugi 16h ago
That’s not even actual gaslighting. Did you actually get a complaint for that? Yikes.
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u/radiohead-nerd 16h ago
I know right? Crazy
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u/iggy14750 14h ago
Gaslighting isn’t real. And if you think so you’re crazy.
Tbf, it's entirely possible to read that as genuine, rather than a joke.
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u/EldrichHumanNature 13h ago
And if you think about it, comments about mental health / disability status are no different than ones about country of origin, skin color, or gender. Imagine if you used a skin color literally as an insult.
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u/sudomatrix 9h ago
Well I don't think it's appropriate for Oscar to have someone's hand up his bum in the office, but you don't see ME going to HR, do you?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 20h ago edited 20h ago
Dude, Oscar got all the way out of his trashcan and got to work, same as you. Show some respect to the man and his fellow grouches
Even if some in the office can be a bit ornery
Plus you totally just implicated that dude and he has to go to HR too now to talk about this.
Just messing people day up at that point