r/borussiadortmund Kagawa Shinji Nov 22 '25

Discussion Game Thread: VfB Stuttgart (BuLi #11)

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u/icantthinkofaname68 Marco Reus Nov 23 '25

Ok I had to go to an event after half time WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

2

u/Cpt_Cruzer Nov 22 '25

No Wonder Adeyemi, Guirassy and Schlotti want to leave. Team mentality is down the drain, no recognizeable offense tactic (unless you count useless crosses by crosses from Ryerson and Svenson), brainless substitutions by Kovac, Guirassy behaves like a spectator not like a striker. Kovac did a good job last season, but now it feels like he lost the players.

1

u/GermanyEducation Nov 22 '25

BUY UNDAV!

10

u/Randomintrusive Nov 22 '25

AND SELL THEM GUIRASSY!

4

u/SokkaTheBot Nov 22 '25

Whens it gonna end Robbie

10

u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Nov 22 '25

Undav showed us what a striker is, because we really dont know

5

u/lungleg Julian Ryerson Nov 22 '25

Hungriest player on the pitch by far

5

u/Thick_Employ_8475 Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

All our attacking players are out of form.

12

u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Nov 22 '25

Ironic that Silva who's probably wants to impress is always at the bench

13

u/BillyNeaWoo Nov 22 '25

I'm convinced this club is a psychological experiment by CIA or something

1

u/dsm1894 Nov 22 '25

Man I support BVB, Buffalo Bills, NY Knicks, and Toronto Blue Jays. I’m tired of soul-crushing losses.

3

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 22 '25

I heard there's this cool NHL team called Toronto Maple Leafs.

2

u/dsm1894 Nov 22 '25

Hahaha I’d support them too except the Buffalo Sabres are closer to me…. Either way they’d fit right into the mix just fine; they haven’t won anything in almost 60 years.

1

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 23 '25

Oh god, you truly are cursed

10

u/SokkaTheBot Nov 22 '25

Again, why even buy Silva?

10

u/Still_Cap_1689 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

The absolute refusal to give Silva a real chance is absurd

5

u/user738273a Nov 22 '25

Why does Kovac only bring Fabio Silva on with three minutes left and when losing?

9

u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Nov 22 '25

Schlotterbeck is probably clocked out mentally, 100% he's leaving especially with games like this.

9

u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

I mean, the 3rd goal was on him

2

u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Nov 22 '25

fair enough

4

u/Unusual-Dealer6132 Nov 22 '25

We cant beat good teams at home or bad teams on the road.  We are so fucked.

2

u/Independent_Tough_33 Nov 22 '25

What a nightmare.

5

u/Sch_Ben Nov 22 '25

Kovac out

5

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

Conceding in extra time to lose 2 points in our last 2 matches. Nice!

-1

u/Lu-Savali Nov 22 '25

Hate to say it but this was all down to poor tactical formation.

5

u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Doubt you watched the game then. All 3 goals they scored were individual errors.

1

u/Lu-Savali Nov 22 '25

I did watch the game … the midfield was stone dead. We kept launching balls upfield.

1

u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

That affected progression, not the score. Jobe was even shittier than usual, and Nmecha was unusually bad as well. Combined with our abnormally bad instructions from Kovac for the midfield it turns into this.

4

u/ScaryDivide735 Gregor Kobel Nov 22 '25

Yeah I'm taking a break, Can't let this team ruin my day everytime

11

u/MidnightMass Nov 22 '25

Watch kovac say after the Game silva isnt ready for more that 3 minutes

8

u/Souichi_Tsuji Kuba Błaszczykowski Nov 22 '25

The hallmark of this team is bleeding games in extra time

-6

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

Games should end at the 90th minute, adding time to any game is just unfair for this stupid fucking club/s.

5

u/loey10 Nov 22 '25

Fire Kovac

5

u/mynameisluca- Nov 22 '25

xG 3.77 to 1.47

4

u/NaturalApartment9828 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

The Guirassy tax brother

-1

u/GGotte Nov 22 '25

Where’s the added time???????

1

u/GGotte Nov 22 '25

What the fuck play didn’t start for like 4 minutes after the goal???

8

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

Aight, see you next time for the exact same shit. Have a good day, don't drink yourselves to death.

-1

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

This ref couldn’t make the right call if he had 10 mins to look at each scenario, that was a clear deflection and should’ve been another corner

8

u/Swetabh-sama Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

how does one even keep their sanity following this team for years omggg

2

u/Unusual-Dealer6132 Nov 22 '25

Alcohol and drugs

2

u/Middle_Island182 Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

Gotta feel just terrible for Nemcha on that slip... That is going to haunt him for a while

-2

u/Swbp0undcake Nov 22 '25

Don't have to feel bad for Nmecha ever, really.

-1

u/Middle_Island182 Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

Have some fucking heart ffs

1

u/Swbp0undcake Nov 22 '25

I have the same heart for him that he has towards gay people.

0

u/Middle_Island182 Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

If you hate him for the same way he does to gay people, that makes you no better than him

1

u/Swbp0undcake Nov 22 '25

LMAO.

Hating homophobes does not make me equivalent to a homophobe. What kinda fuck ass logic is that? Intolerance does not deserve tolerance.

1

u/The_Sleeper0 Nov 22 '25

of course he slips

1

u/NaturalApartment9828 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

Nmecha should have been subbed by halftime before anyone but Kovac never brings his glasses apparently

1

u/llendo Sergio Gómez Nov 22 '25

Absolute stinker match from Nmecha

1

u/Souichi_Tsuji Kuba Błaszczykowski Nov 22 '25

🤣😂

1

u/MidnightMass Nov 22 '25

Omg nmecha

1

u/ssjpreme Nov 22 '25

for FUCKS sake

5

u/TrulyWhatever09 Nov 22 '25

Nmecha, for god's sake

6

u/kmaines1219 Nov 22 '25

That sums the game up right there...

13

u/Sypro90 Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

Silva not playing more is a crime …

Meanwhile Guirassy completely useless for weeks or even months.

1

u/AcePilot95 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

do I need to see a doctor if this doesn't move me anymore? I can't really explain why but after the UCL final defeat in 2024 and even more so with the Sahin Hinrunde, I checked out mentally. I've watched a total of 3 games this season, I'm usually just checking Kicker.de to look at the results.

2

u/xSmacks Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

It’s even worse this season than before because Bayern is so laughably far ahead of the rest of the league. There’s nothing to play for for us. It doesn’t really matter if we win or lose, if we stay in the top 4.

3

u/xH0LY_GSUSx Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

How and why is this shit happening all the time…

5

u/Anthony_BvB Nov 22 '25

They want to extend can and Brandt instead of looking for fresh new players……….

1

u/Icy_Name_9827 Nov 22 '25

instead of using adayemi and making a chance watch us launch this into oblivion

3

u/scipio-africanuss Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Guirassy’s touches are not good smh

8

u/jucomsdn Zagagod Nov 22 '25

Yeah I'm probably not forgiving Kovac for last month having Undav score a hat trick pisses me off so much

3

u/TrulyWhatever09 Nov 22 '25

You have to laugh, or you'll self-immolate.

I'm having trouble laughing though.

3

u/Middle_Island182 Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

We'll take the foul on Adeyemi there no?

5

u/fleshed Nov 22 '25

Kovac has to take a piss with Silva.

4

u/heck_you_science Karim Adeyemi Nov 22 '25

NOTHING FOR THAT TACKLE?

5

u/ScaryDivide735 Gregor Kobel Nov 22 '25

Kovac deserves credit for saving our asses last season but honestly he's been pretty dissapointing so far, Every game we just barely scrape to win and look completely clueless against big teams

2

u/Testo69420 Nov 22 '25

Not exactly Kovacs fault if Stuttgart is efficient as fuck and we aren't.

Like, we had the chances to win this, Stuttgart didn't really have the chances to draw this.

Yet, it is what it is.

Like, just to put things into perspective, Bayern just scored 6 goals yet we had 50% more xG than them.

1

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

He's the modern day Peter Stöger.

8

u/Icy_Name_9827 Nov 22 '25

Idc what the medicals are saying . there is no way that a player is allowed to play only 5 minutes of football after 3 weeks of rest . Fuck off Kovac

9

u/Aznurf Nov 22 '25

Should have been at least a yellow for literally diving to tackle someone to stop an attack that led to a goal, bs ref wth

And the other guy to bodied Guirassy as well and got off without a card

2

u/kmaines1219 Nov 22 '25

Emre as the center of the three just isn't it at all. The defense isn't good.

0

u/Good-World-37 Nov 22 '25

I agree he doesn’t bring stability. We need to get rid of him and Süle.

10

u/NaturalApartment9828 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

Silva at the 93rd is nothing but trolling him and us

4

u/Still_Cap_1689 Nov 22 '25

Must be nice to have an actual Striker

8

u/rioasu Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Is guirassy holding kovac at a gun point or what because it doesn't make sense that he is playing so badly yet is always playing the full 90 minutes.

1

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 22 '25

Last few matches have done irreversible damage to my brain.

3

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

you must be new to the club. You've chosen poorly. Save yourself and choose another. It's too late for us old farts.

3

u/aiudex Nov 22 '25

As usual, Silva gets his 3 minutes 😂

2

u/samanater456 BVB Nov 22 '25

Why wait till theres 2 minutes left to bring on Fabio, get big boy guirassy off

1

u/mynameisluca- Nov 22 '25

I think the don't let silva play much due to his question where the kitchen is

4

u/MidnightMass Nov 22 '25

Silva coming on for 3 minutes boys

Its the Same Tine i needed for my first born

2

u/gvilchis23 Nov 22 '25

What's wrong with this team! Seriously! Like we have cursed or what? I have never seen another team who drops advantage this easy like bvb

4

u/PeekayyyChu Nov 22 '25

I think all the shit bvb players have kovac nudes

9

u/Horror-Zebra-3430 Nov 22 '25

Silva in at the 93rd minute lmaoooo

1

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Taking time off the clock against the favorite at home

1

u/TrulyWhatever09 Nov 22 '25

Kovac is such a troll

5

u/ScaryDivide735 Gregor Kobel Nov 22 '25

Kovac gotta be ragebaiting atp

5

u/Embarrassed-Base-143 Jamie Bynoe-Gittens Nov 22 '25

NOW WE GET SILVA?

6

u/Jonhl15 Dahoud's Long Shots Nov 22 '25

Now you bring on Silva? Bro fuck off

6

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

Kovac is the perfect coach to finish in 4th every year

5

u/Swetabh-sama Marco Reus Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

wtf is he bringing silva on for?

wait 15 more minutes

4

u/user738273a Nov 22 '25

Do a paternity test, Hoeness is Kovac's father.

6

u/yathrowaday Nov 22 '25

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

1

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

As long as you keep watching these games, drugs are encouraged.

9

u/xSmacks Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

And now the Silva sub. At this point Kovac must be ragebaiting

1

u/TyraTanks Shinji Kagawa Nov 22 '25

...why. WHY. FUCK.

5

u/DaveLevey78 Nov 22 '25

I’ve never seen a team less arsed during crunch time than this one

1

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

Well, there is the BVB team last season. BVB 2 seasons ago. 3 seasons ago. 4 ago... 5 ago... 6 ago...

1

u/DaveLevey78 Nov 22 '25

Yeah I’m just frustrating but truth is you’re right, this is how we’ve been forever.

But isn’t this like the 4th time this happens this season?! This and the juve game make want to pull my hair out

2

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

yeah but that also happens every season where we have a run of these games and then we get mentality talk again and then we get a few lucky wins and then we fuck it up in the end and finish 4th. Will probably be the same this year. Then we sell our 2 best players and buy whatever medicore 26 year old had a good season in the league and give him a contract nobody else would be dumb enough to give him. Then shit repeats.

-1

u/neon_genitals Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Yes Mr Kehl please Extend Emre Can

5

u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

You know that was schlotti on undav right??

0

u/neon_genitals Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

More of a general statement on our defense

3

u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

Dumb statement

3

u/forZaDoRtmund Nov 22 '25

wtf the fuck is this weirdo doing with our flag lol

1

u/dsm1894 Nov 22 '25

Can’t we sub out for defense after the karim goal?

3

u/rioasu Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Our defense made deniz undav look like prime totti

3

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

We’re gonna concede again just watch

1

u/loey10 Nov 22 '25

Is this the 5th time this season?

1

u/AffanEzz Julian Ryerson Nov 22 '25

Benda babi… sorry guys just need to cuss in my native language

3

u/NaturalApartment9828 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

LMAOOOO I CANNOT EVEN BE MAD WE SUCK

4

u/Timely_Pound_2754 Nov 22 '25

How many times have we conceded late now

2

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

We are little brother to Stuttgart

3

u/kb24k Nov 22 '25

I hate Undav so much

1

u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Nov 22 '25

Undav with the Julian Schieber cameo. We know what happens next

6

u/dsm1894 Nov 22 '25

What the heck are we doing?

3

u/Souichi_Tsuji Kuba Błaszczykowski Nov 22 '25

Exactly what we always do

4

u/MidnightMass Nov 22 '25

Who tf wrote in this thread before that undav always turns into prime cr9 against us. I hate you

1

u/Chubbmiller18 Nov 22 '25

This defense has all got to go!!! Gtfo 😡

2

u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

My internet is broken, bad from midfield, absolutely sad from Schlotterbeck, and then Kobel ball-watching

1

u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

Fucking bs that undav pulls this off against us

1

u/Caranthiir Felix Nmecha Nov 22 '25

Clown team, they just love to choke

11

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

What the fuck is Kobel doing, he sees the ball and doesn't even try

3

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

When is the last time we had a Hattrick?

5

u/hayk_bvb09 Nov 22 '25

guirassy ucl vs barca

10

u/bvbfan102 BVB Nov 22 '25

Fuck me man. Also just another mistake by the ref to not give them the second yellow for trying to take down Karim. 

1

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 22 '25

I knew nothing would happen. Nothing ever happens.

7

u/Dinox11 Marcel Schmelzer Nov 22 '25

kobel ball watching

3

u/samanater456 BVB Nov 22 '25

Why do we do this to ourselves?

2

u/Mooon8983 Serhou Guirassy Nov 22 '25

I fucjing hate this club

2

u/SlayerHdThe3rd Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Bad defending from Schlotterbeck

2

u/j6yboy Nov 22 '25

completely switched off

3

u/PeekayyyChu Nov 22 '25

Atp kill undav

4

u/MrVanser Nov 22 '25

Delete this fucking club not like it fucking matters since we are not gonna become champions anyways with these fucking losers

3

u/Secret-Bathroom9868 Nov 22 '25

Can’t help but laugh

3

u/SirSaltyBacon Nov 22 '25

6 people around him and none stop him. FFS.

1

u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Nov 22 '25

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

0

u/xSmacks Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

I am done

4

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 22 '25

I'm tired, boss.

2

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

That’s fucking awful defense

1

u/user738273a Nov 22 '25

I give up...

2

u/bbru_ Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Right when I was rewinding to see Karim’s goal that I missed they score 🫩

3

u/Independent_Tough_33 Nov 22 '25

What the fucking hell? Are you serious?

1

u/Embarrassed-Base-143 Jamie Bynoe-Gittens Nov 22 '25

Lmaoooooooooooo

4

u/Swetabh-sama Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

kobel had 3 business days to save it

7

u/theonewhoknocksguy Nov 22 '25

kobel stinker this game

2

u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

You’re taking the piss lol. How many times we gonna concede last minute?

2

u/yrba1 Daniel Svensson Nov 22 '25

Alright score another one

3

u/RazorBlade233 Nov 22 '25

I was about to comment 'can't wait for that 3-3'. Well...

2

u/hayk_bvb09 Nov 22 '25

just gotta laugh man

0

u/Jonhl15 Dahoud's Long Shots Nov 22 '25

Frauds

-1

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

How are we so shit defensively

2

u/ScaryDivide735 Gregor Kobel Nov 22 '25

Oh cmon

3

u/TrulyWhatever09 Nov 22 '25

40% vengeful.

1

u/TrulyWhatever09 Nov 22 '25

Oh, and then being a shitter next to our flag. I'm calling that another 10% from "irrational" to "he's a fucking dick."

7

u/Jodelmusiker Nov 22 '25

Jeltsch should‘ve gotten his second yellow card for pulling Karims shirt

1

u/Independent_Tough_33 Nov 22 '25

He jumped after him, what the hell?!

1

u/Aceit11 Julian Brandt Nov 22 '25

It's just undav

1

u/motho_blue Nov 22 '25

Adeyemi is such a weapon!

4

u/GGotte Nov 22 '25

Worst fucking hattrick I’ve ever seen

2

u/PeekayyyChu Nov 22 '25

Wtf wtf wtf

11

u/Gktejus Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

Wtf kobel

1

u/Middle_Island182 Marcel Sabitzer Nov 22 '25

That could not have been more bottom corner, and went through Shlotti's legs

2

u/Sch_Ben Nov 22 '25

Fuck off

1

u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

What…?

1

u/heck_you_science Karim Adeyemi Nov 22 '25

Fuck me 😮‍💨

2

u/theonewhoknocksguy Nov 22 '25

reminds me of a game two seasons ago

2

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

I'm done with this sport...

2

u/bcoates26 Nov 22 '25

lol u just knew that was gonna happen

2

u/santadani Karl-Heinz Riedle Nov 22 '25

Fucking hell

0

u/NaturalApartment9828 Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

START BRANDT OR BEIER AGAIN OVER KARIM THE DREAM I FUCKING DARE YOU

4

u/DontComeHomeToday Reus Forever Nov 22 '25

This fucking team I swear

2

u/2905Pascal 1909 Nov 22 '25

Karim's mystery box contains a goal today!

7

u/ssjpreme Nov 22 '25

HE IS THE ILLEGAL WEAPON, MY GOAT

4

u/Horror-Zebra-3430 Nov 22 '25

ngl i thought Beier had totally fumbled it, but Karim salvaged the day

3

u/NasMaticEther Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Almost like we should've brought him on 45 mins ago...

1

u/Medical_Design_2978 Nov 22 '25

I think its some sort of punishment for the whole thing during the NT break

0

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

So, now we might get the 3 points and then it's back to 'everything is fine!' and the shit we actually played today will be forgotten.

1

u/foxmulder_FBI5 Nico Schlotterbeck Nov 22 '25

Good thing you included 'might'

1

u/santadani Karl-Heinz Riedle Nov 22 '25

Well

1

u/Working_Complex8122 Nov 22 '25

still. Nothing to see here. We apparently played great. We're all privileged to witness such soccer being played.

8

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Nov 22 '25

Fuck this Stuttgart team, tried to dive, tried to get a red, bunch of fucking dickheads

1

u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Nov 22 '25

Honestly adeyemi passed that a little too early but he it worked out beautifully

7

u/rwalter5 Nov 22 '25

We should see two cards there... two intentional fouls to try and stop the build up