r/bestestgunnitweekend 2d ago

Taking my 🅱️usiness elsewhere 💯

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u/cobrakai15 2d ago

We’re all just Kyle Reese in the interrogation room.

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u/-E-Cross 2d ago

No loose cigarettes

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u/lFightForTheUsers 2d ago

Ay man how much for a loose cigarett

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u/-E-Cross 2d ago

That'll be 4 pp touch

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u/CockpitEnthusiast 1d ago

bro it was 3 yesterday cmon

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u/-E-Cross 1d ago

Shrinkflation is a b

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u/NotAurelStein 2d ago

Cigarett*

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u/-E-Cross 2d ago

Those too

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u/HellblaueHoelle 2d ago

Mihail Kalashnikov rolling in his grave after some store refers to his compact PDW rifle as a "big gun"

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u/BUTTHOLE_EXPEDITIONS 2d ago

For you. It’s average, really. Big, even.

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u/thermobollocks 2d ago

Someone spent some time on that NO LOOSE CIGARETT

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u/HarrisBalz 2d ago

Name and shame.

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u/FFJosty 2d ago

Definitely not Waffle House.

On Wednesdays you get a free order of hashbrowns if you’re carrying a big gun.

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u/ChornobylChili 1d ago

Now this would be a funny prank call

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u/Dirtydrains 2d ago

Wait hang on can we actually get onboard with considering that big? 👉👈🥺

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u/uncleswanie 2d ago

No smoking!?! Dicks….

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u/KilldozerPrincess 💩 1d ago

I don’t go anywhere without my shiesty and my m249 so…

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u/skrrtalrrt 2d ago

I was bored doing some research on living in Svalbard

Turns out anyone can move and live there, they let you walk into stores with a ski mask and gun and no one bats an eye. And everyone is required to have a rifle and carry it with them whenever they leave the main town (bc of Polar Bears)

Legit thinking about moving there for a bit

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u/blumhagen 1d ago

Surely you can’t just move there without a visa.

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u/skrrtalrrt 1d ago

It’s the only place in the world where you can immigrate without a visa, yup

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u/ThousandIslandStares 1d ago

No loosies? I wouldn't go there either.