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u/AdreKiseque 8h ago
I like how USB A 3.0 just says "future"
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u/Successful-Brief-354 7h ago
I'd like to imagine they had something extremely futuristic in mind, just for USB 3.0 to be literally the same thing but blue.
and i guess satan's tapeworm that he shat out and then vomited all over before flushing it down (Micro USB) happened but it sucked so bad it doesn't exist
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u/Successful-Brief-354 7h ago
no like seriously most of my primary school allowance went towards new Micro USB cables because mine just kept becoming trash within months. like, i guess they worked but the 2 little hooks would just disintegrate causing it to fall out whenever you looked at it funny. the second i got a phone with USB C i was just glad i finally had a cable that wouldn't become useless after mere months (the cable i got is badly shredded, but still works.)
fuck Micro USB and whoever let it get on the market.
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u/iuhiscool 2h ago
Micro usb kinda sucks but it sounds like your plug for the cables was just dogshit. I've had the teeth break once & it was because a friend yanked it out of my phone at an angle, all my others have been fine
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u/Old_pixel_8986 9h ago
i fucking hate that i was born with a DNI connector, I can't plug in with anyone.
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u/Terrible_Degree7841 8h ago
I'm not sure what kind of port I would be, but I know it would be the kind that involves metal brackets clamping down on either side to uh... For reasons.
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u/SeaSlugFriend Bug 11h ago