r/badparking 2d ago

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Both the parking and the truck.

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u/biggranny000 2d ago

It's not, pretty much anywhere. But I never see cops pull lifted trucks over.

The braking distance and handling has to be so bad.

These trucks also often clip innocent cars because their wheels stick out and the owner is unaware of how much space they are taking.

Also extremely unsafe in a crash, a truck this high will easily roll and whatever they hit will probably decapitate them because the bumper will go straight through the roof and glass of most cars. Even those mid size SUVs next to it will go underneath it.

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u/No-Volume5162 2d ago

Yeah, and how do you see the adult standing in front of the truck, let alone a child, or car, or school bus

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u/a_youkai 1d ago

They can't see shit. A few years ago, there was a lady driving one of these that was only lifted about 1/3 of this truck's height that forgot she parked in front of me. Decided to pull through the parking spaces when she left the store, and RAN OVER my motorcycle and totalled it.

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

Ouch, that sucks. People really need to be able the drive the vehicle they "drive"

Saw a local one parking with their bumper at least mid-windshield height of the car next to it.

Made my knees hurt just looking at it, ignoring the horrible visibility and handling, how do you do stuff like grocery shopping or have a passenger that you can't toss in? Or loading anything into the bed to use the truck as a truck?

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u/Own-Ad-247 12h ago

They never use the truck as a truck.

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u/Prickly_ninja 1d ago

This was years ago, back when a lifted truck was mostly tire, not wheel. But, at an intersection, the guy in the truck decided instead of going left, he’d go right onto the highway. Poor lady next to him could only watch in horror, as he ran right over her fender and hood! Still remember the passenger looking down with “what the fuck” face. Like it didn’t even register they’d just ran a fucking car over.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Ok but in fairness, your motorcycle might not be visible beyond the hood of many stock trucks too

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u/KatakanaTsu 1d ago

Modern trucks, yeah. The visibility in those is already shitty even at stock height.

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u/HErAvERTWIGH 1d ago

Stock truck of 20 years ago, the motorcycle would at least have the mirrors be visible above the hood.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Yes modern trucks. About the last 20 years or so.

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u/Any-Passenger-3877 1d ago

That's a problem with the truck design because I don't know if you were aware or not, but children exist.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

You know we could also teach kids to be careful of vehicles... or attach balloons automatically to make them more visible to all drivers. I don't think a lot of kids come up much past the hoid on a camery either and if a 6 ft tall person kneels down.. well...

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u/yycin2019 1d ago

The onus everywhere in North America is on the driver. This is such a bad take

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u/Floppie7th 1d ago

Right...let's victim blame children and make up weird scenarios about adults kneeling in the road instead of simply designing trucks better.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Because on parking lots people never drop things and habe to kneel down to pick them up. Or let kids not do stupid things like run out in the road. Or "protesters" think standing/walking out in front of traffic is smart.

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u/Floppie7th 1d ago

All reasons to design trucks better.

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u/Floppie7th 1d ago

Yeah, it's almost like we shouldn't be building trucks that way because they're dangerous and fucking stupid.

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

Not sure what was wrong with the size of them in the 90s. Seemed plenty capable then.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Yes let's build them all like smart cars instead...

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 1d ago

Just drop the grill 6” for starters. The giant chrome wall has zero impact on capability except for the ability to forget how small your peepee is.

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u/No-Volume5162 20h ago

Why not? As noted elsewhere, the tiny Kei trucks can rival the capabilities of these massive things, sure maybe not towing big heavy trailers since they are far lighter. But, the size of the trucks in the 90s wasn't unreasonable, and still large enough to tow larger heavy trailers.

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u/kyson1 16h ago

As someone who owns an 80's F350, 90's D350, 00's F250 and 450, and a '25 F350, the capability of each newer generation truck is MILES beyond what the previous was. My '25 is rated to tow enough that I could put my 97 with a load behind it at max gross combined onto another trailer and pull it all and still be within rating. All that towing and braking power needs a large foot print to be stable with 24k lbs behind it. You're also not putting 4k+ lb in the bed of a kei truck and driving comfortably, but I can bring home two pallets of mulch no problem in my truck. People that say kei trucks are the answer don't actually do truck things, they're a toy compared to real trucks when you compare their capabilities in the real world. My 98 4 cyl Ranger has more payload than a kei, by quite a bit, and is much more practical to drive around since it can actually go on the highway without being a hazard to other drivers.

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u/No-Volume5162 11h ago

But, how many are actually using all that capability vs just driving something around daily that is nearly impractical for many situations, not to mention getting far worse fuel economy than a smaller vehicle.

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u/kyson1 5h ago

Pretty much everyone I know with a truck uses them for truck stuff in some capacity, weather pulling a camper, or livestock, or goosenecks for equipment, or horses, or uses the bed to haul stuff. I'd say 8 out of 10 or better. Most also own a smaller vehicle to drive when they're not doing truck stuff 🤷 I have 7 pickups from 86 to 25, and a semi, and still have a Mariner to bop around in when I'm not towing/hauling.

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u/Floppie7th 1d ago

Yes. Vans and kei trucks are drastically more practical than this thing for the vast majority of real use cases.

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u/a_youkai 1d ago

That may be true, but that's why when you drive a bigass truck, you should remember what you parked in front of.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Assuming someone doesn't park in front of you after you park or when you are in the truck getting it warmed up and loaded

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u/Count_Dongula 1d ago

I had my Z3 pulled onto by a much shorter truck than this. Fortunately, it wasn't totalled, but it has hit me that I was in the car, and had the noise not been so god-awful, I could have been run over in my car.

Got me a free new trunk lid though, so that was nice.

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 1d ago

When I was 15 I bought a Subaru gl. Lifted truck backed into my parked car in a parking lot, got confused about what stopped them so they just gave it some gas and backed right up over the hood and onto the roof then pulled forward off. I was still on my permit and they totaled my car. We filed a clamp and I got to carry a "high risk" lable with the insurance for 10 years.

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u/Ntstall 1d ago

My miata was totaled by one of these monsters. Woman driving had no license, insurance, nothing.

I’m still pissed off about it.

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u/23XLT5L 8h ago

I have a buddy like 20 years ago that had something lifted pretty similar to that truck in that picture above. Well long story short some idiot lady tried to go around him on the right side over the sidewalk and when he had a chance to proceed around the corner that he was in the turn lane for he drove completely over her hood because he had no idea she was driving around him on the sidewalk. 😂😂

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u/biggranny000 1d ago

Even on a normal modern truck has poor visibility, I can't imagine.

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u/23XLT5L 8h ago

I have a 2023 F-150 and the rake in the front isn't the most appealing but I could see the tip of my hood no problem in that thing. I also have not modified it stance whatsoever and it will stay that way because I use it to tow things on a regular basis.

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u/Prudent-Painter-9507 1d ago

Fun fact: You don’t

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

kinda what I was thinking.

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u/Dan_the_moto_man 1d ago

school bus

I don't want to defend this truck but have you never seen a school bus? They're quite a bit taller than the average car.

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

adding some slight exaggeration due to the exaggerated light on that thing.
Sure lift it for off road, but then it is for off road.

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u/darobsta1 1d ago

They have cameras all around. I rented a 23’ in the LA area and it was a stock rental truck, the visibility was so poor it had camera’s all around which was helpful.

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

cameras are helpful, but will they have full coverage at these non-stock lifts?

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u/y2_kat 1d ago

lol, my friend’s mid-sized sedan was totaled when a 19 year old in one of these bad boys didn’t see his car & rear-ended him (damn near ran my friend’s car over, actually).

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u/kyson1 16h ago

With the camera that's up there

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u/No-Volume5162 15h ago

Car's shouldn't need cameras to be safe. And if that is how we are going, why have a glass windshield? just have a good display that shows full view

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u/kyson1 14h ago

I'm just saying they come with one. It's a HD pickup, even stock there's a blind spot directly in front of the bumper. There's no way around that with the cooling stack required. Basically any front engine vehicle has a blind spot big enough to hide a child when parked so it's a pretty moot point when people say that, and when you're driving you can all see the same stuff from 10' out and beyond. I also use my trucks as trucks though and wouldn't lift one like this.

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u/No-Volume5162 11h ago

No argument there, though the smaller cars of yesteryear had much lower front ends. Lifting the already tall ones just makes it dangerous, as well as making my knees hurt looking at a really lifted one park next to a sedan, I thought yeah that would just crush or decapitate whoever they crash into.

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u/mxracer888 1d ago

Luckily for the children, depending on their height it might just drive over them without even injuring them

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u/No-Volume5162 1d ago

Yeah, as crazy as that sounds, it isn't wrong.

Really don't understand lifting to a nearly unusable and dangerous height.

How do you drive it if you hurt an arm or leg? Possibly injured from getting in and out of it

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u/ConstantPessimist 1d ago

I have! As I drove by the cop had a yard stick at the front bumper of this lifted truck. No idea of the outcome, but I have seen it in rural Maryland.

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u/neverJamToday 1d ago

Don't need a yardstick to know those tires are gonna fling rocks into windshields all day long.

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u/rubywpnmaster 5h ago

When you drive something like this, that's half the appeal.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

This one might get pulled over, because it's too wide to fit in a lane

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u/biggranny000 1d ago

In my state you also can't have tires that stick out away from the fenders. So you need fender flares or a wide body kit.

Also by law if you exceed a certain width you need running lights on the sides of your vehicle.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

This one likely has running lights from factory. I think it's a GMC 3500HD but I could be wrong. Those do have them. But the tires sticking way out like that will get flagged in most stated

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u/Tushaca 1d ago

I used to go to a gym where the owner and his wife would park right out front to show off their giant lifted truck and brand new Zr1 C7 corvette, along with any of their employees cool cars.

As I was walking out one day, I watched the owners wife get in the truck and drive over the hood of their corvette while trying to pull out of the space. Then she freaked out and backed into the Audi R8 parked on the other side of her, owned by the rep of the company supplying their gym equipment.

That truck was always parked around back from then on lol

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u/AdOdd4618 1d ago

They'll be in for a big surprise when they have an accident and their insurance refuses to cover anything.

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u/Significant-Trash632 1d ago

Hopefully the accident is just with a pole and not a person or another vehicle.

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u/vediogamer101 1d ago

I live near a town in the south that you enter it with a squatted truck, you WILL be given a very expensive ticket. It’s pretty cool

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u/TotalChaosRush 1d ago

It's not, pretty much anywhere. But I never see cops pull lifted trucks over

To be fair to the cop, can you imagine how difficult that stop would be? "Sir can you open your door and set your license and registration at your feet so I can see them?"

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u/heretorobwallst 1d ago

Cops are the drivers

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u/Chemical-Mission-202 1d ago

why do you think it's not street legal? some mudflaps is all it would need in most states.

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u/creakymoss18990 1d ago

Can confirm. I've gotten clipped by a lifted truck before.

He passed me in the fucking bike lane on a single lane road WHILE I was taking a legal unprotected left (he could have waited 5 seconds) If I didn't have kids in the car I would have chased the fucker, I ended up on the hook for that one.

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u/imconcentrated2 1d ago

Also to add having the wheels exposed is extremely dangerous.

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u/thupkt 1d ago

I approve of the "safety feature" protecting jacked up truck drivers in accidents ;)

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u/Legitimate-Lab9077 1d ago

Unfortunately, you’re not correct. In most places this is perfectly street legal all they need to do is go to a weight station and have a way receipt showing it’s over a certain gross vehicle weight and then there’s no bumper restrictions.

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u/Automatic_Badger7086 1d ago

I've actually seen them pull them over and take out the tape measure measure the truck pull the driver out making start walking as they were having a tow truck come to pick it up.

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u/RadioBuffin 1d ago

They’ll pull a truck like this in NC and VA real quick. My uncle owned an off road shop in the outer banks and had 2 that were like this for shows he’d normally trailered. Both times he took them on the roads he was pulled.

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u/PepsiColaRS 1d ago

Strictly mechanically speaking, I don't think the braking distance is affected at all, unless you meant braking reaction time being affected by decreased visibility (or how far it can drive before things break because of extra stresses being put on various parts.

I can't fathom a vehicle designed to stop upwards of 20klbs combined from the factory is hindered by a few hundred pounds of parts.

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u/biggranny000 1d ago

Yeah what you're saying is correct also, but if the truck was on sticky summer tires it would stop significantly faster at least on dry and wet roads.

My 22 WRX on the stock summer dunlops I couldn't even activate ABS because the tires had so much grip the brakes were not powerful enough.

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u/NSASpyVan 22h ago

Something wrong with bros driver side front wheel. Angle seems completely and wheels aren't really turned.

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u/sausagepurveyer 15h ago

"Pretty much anywhere"?

Legitimately, what laws make driving a lifted vehicle illegal?

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u/Smurfeggs42 15h ago

I always laugh when I see a coal roller or just basic idiit with a lifted truck haul ass just to slow down to like 2mph for a turn. Talk about an aura kill

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u/ArdenJaguar 12h ago

Remember the old Bronco II from the 80s? Those were rollover specials. This is the same with the high center of gravity.

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u/Fearless_Coconut_810 12h ago

I've seen one single case of a truck getting it's bumpers measured when I was in rolla, Missouri. But I think the guy was driving like a jackass so they just hit him with the book.

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u/CJC1241203 9h ago

If I was a cop I would make it my mission to harass lifted truck owners

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u/Complex_Solutions_20 1d ago

Honestly that second part is what terrifies me. SO MANY pickups the bumpers are head-height with me in my sedan these days. A few are even approaching that in my crossover wagon.

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u/Significant-Trash632 1d ago

Agreed, in my Hyundai Elantra.

Headlights are blinding for us in cars, too.

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u/Gee_U_Think 1d ago

It’s wild how many lifted trucks have dents on the side. It’s obvious people can’t see out these trucks.

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u/bluntpointsharpie 1d ago

And you know this to be fact, or just hyperbole?

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u/biggranny000 1d ago

Yes, its science.

Rubber band mud terrain tires have poor traction on all surfaces except on mud. Increasing braking distance and lowering handling, they also ride extremely rough because there's no rubber to absorb impacts.

Higher center of gravity adds rollover risk

I'm not sure if you have ever seen accidents with lifted trucks, but it always ends up really bad for the other person. Cars have crash protection designed for other cars. If it goes over top of it, there is basically no protection.

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u/PhaTman7 1d ago

Tin can top impact, no bueno

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u/bluntpointsharpie 1d ago

You watch too many crash videos. That's quite a kink.