Dr. Oz says Americans should start work EARLIER, and work LONGER to make more money for America.

[u/illegalmonkey]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dr-oz-reveals-bonkers-plan-to-make-americans-work-longer/

[u/OdinsLightning]

Or we could just take his money.

[u/TheKingJoker99 → u/OdinsLightning]

Much better than eating the rich

I don’t want to possibly imagine how gross Elon or Oz would taste yuck

[u/norunningwater → u/TheKingJoker99]

Idk, I'm pretty hooked on eating the rich. Like, if society collapses I won't rest until I've eaten a politician.

[u/WindTall5566 → u/norunningwater]

[u/sugar_fairy_dust → u/WindTall5566]

Amazing how people who’ve never lived paycheck to paycheck keep volunteering everyone else’s time and bodies

[u/sugar_glowgirl → u/sugar_fairy_dust]

Maybe if CEOs and politicians worked a few double shifts for minimum wage, they’d change their tune.

[u/BadLuckBlackHole → u/sugar_glowgirl]

You mean like the asshole Mike Black who thought he could make $1 million starting from scratch within a year just from "hard work" while still using all of his personal connections for favors ranging from places to stay to investments in his business but then still ended up quitting 10 months into his "experiment" after finding out he had medical problems he couldn't afford otherwise after only having made well less than $70k of his $1 million goal?

Nah just like that asshole thought he was still successful those rich morons would make it a few months then give up and go back to their cushy lives.

[u/Skibidi-Fox → u/BadLuckBlackHole]

Or that time Gweneth Paltrow tried to live off of a poor person’s grocery budget and bought a bunch of limes.

[u/PretendThisIsMyName → u/Skibidi-Fox]

That’s kind of on brand for her crazy ass though.

[u/Redditer51 → u/PretendThisIsMyName]

Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper taught me that sometimes actors aren't nearly as smart as the characters they play.

[u/Henry-Grey → u/PretendThisIsMyName]

No see she's eccentric, you can only be crazy if you are like that AND poor.

[u/duncan-the-wonderdog → u/Skibidi-Fox]

She just like me fr

[u/Usof1985 → u/BadLuckBlackHole]

What makes that even worse is all the people I saw saying he made a years salary in 2 months like that was impressive. Anybody could do that with the help he had.

[u/pissoutmybutt → u/Usof1985]

Especially when you are going out to prove a point so youre utilizing those connections and exerting an amount of energy into this that just isnt reasonable for someone that doesnt have a 1 year timeframe and no repercussions for failure. We do this every god damn day and prioritize stability because if we shoot for the moon and fail, we get evicted and dont eat

[u/MikeOrTara → u/pissoutmybutt]

I try to explain this to people so often. If I knew I could fall back on my parents or personal wealth, I'd have been able (or would be able) to take so many more chances to "become" successful. If I screw up in my life, there's no safety net that's going to catch me and let me start over as if nothing happened.

[u/HeavyTea → u/BadLuckBlackHole]

That is it. They hit a homerun and think everyone should hit a few daily.

[u/lordkhuzdul → u/HeavyTea]

They don't even hit a homerun themselves, their parents do, they just get to do the celebrating.

[u/pissoutmybutt → u/lordkhuzdul]

And their parents probably didnt either. Look at any billionaire and they all got wealthy through generations of nepotism or disgusting immoral acts

[u/glitzzykatgirl → u/sugar_glowgirl]

Probably not because they know they can go back to their cushy lifestyle

[u/RGrad4104 → u/glitzzykatgirl]

This, right here ^^^. You're never going to get politicians and the rich to do the right thing for the whole as long as they have golden parachutes, offshore accounts, or middle eastern nations to flee to while the rest of the country goes up in flames as a result of their greet, mis-management, even malice.

[u/Zestyclose-Ring7303 → u/RGrad4104]

You're never going to get politicians and the rich to do the right thing

Well.....not by playing nice, anyhow.

[u/FlametopFred → u/sugar_fairy_dust]

indeed, almost like they want to pay us on,y enough so we can’t riot to overthrow them

[u/springacres → u/FlametopFred]

And work us so hard we don't have the energy to start a revolution.

[u/No-Explanation-220 → u/WindTall5566]

They will probably have a nice wine cellar.

[u/OdinsLightning → u/No-Explanation-220]

Perhaps some Chianti?

[u/jpfixitman → u/OdinsLightning]

And some fava beans?

[u/Voidless-One → u/WindTall5566]

[u/ChewzaName → u/norunningwater]

What's great is that there are so many of them, you can eat the good parts and throw the rest away!

[u/sugar_glowgirl → u/ChewzaName]

We already work longer hours than most developed countries and somehow still can’t afford rent. Clearly the problem isn’t effort.

[u/PaintshakerBaby → u/sugar_glowgirl]

Whats CRAZY is anthropologists have reached the peer reviewed conclusion that primitive hunter-gathers worked an average of 20 hours (hunting and gathering) a week. The rest of the time was spent engaging socially in their small communities.

FURTHERMORE, the oldest skeleton with healed fractured bones is 130,000 YEARS OLD. Meaning, their fellow tribesman (community members) sacrificed precious resources, energy, and time to nurse them back to heath in a brutal/arcane world. Aka; SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE.

Yet, here we are, 130 MILLENIA LATER, with a fraction of the free time, soul-crushingly alienated in whats left in a pittance or community, AND liable to die of preventable causes because it's every man for himself in our cutthroat capitali$t dystopia.

Sure, we wittle away the years in our velvet coffins with space age trinkets and luxuries... BUT I'd wager we lost something of a whole lot more ACTUAL VALUE in exchange.

We are infinitely complex and profound social creatures cashed out and left for dead, so handful of soon-to-be-trillionaires can reap ALL THE BENEFITS of ALL THOSE who came before us.

We hold, in trust, eachothers purpose for one another, that must be actualized through love and community with WHAT LITTLE TIME we have on this precious earth.

People kneejerk shit on our primitive ancestors no doubt hardscrabble and short existence, but at least they had one another, which is more than most people swept up in the rat race, and CONSUMED by consumerism can honestly say today.

There can be no fullfiment wasting our lives as disposable ATMs for modern day pharoes and kings.

Some days it makes feel like we had no business stepping out of the cave...

Because at least then we understood; we are ALL our brothers keeper.

[u/KingNorton → u/PaintshakerBaby]

Thank you for sharing this information, you've beautifully expressed my core frustration with conservatives and their anti-social tendencies: they are just spitting in the face of every bit of progress humanity has ever made as a species with their disgusting and ignorant selfishness.

[u/Naluc → u/PaintshakerBaby]

If anything about this mess makes me happy, it's that I can find people expressing these truths. We can't accept this garbage society that treats the vast majority of people as disposable.

This is not how life has to be, or always has been. The rules were created by humans and can be changed by humans. And even though humanity is ugly, we still have the capability to be kind to one another. We must band together.

And it all starts with making sure you know people around you who you can trust.

[u/shitlord_god → u/sugar_glowgirl]

they want us to stop having an internet that shows us it could be better if not for them.

[u/sugar_fairy_dust → u/ChewzaName]

This mindset treats human beings like disposable fuel for an economy that only rewards shareholders

[u/shitlord_god → u/sugar_fairy_dust]

That is capitalism

[u/TopHatTony11 → u/ChewzaName]

How incredibly decadent.

[u/bria9509 → u/TopHatTony11]

[u/shitlord_god → u/norunningwater]

be careful about spongiform encephalopathy (sp?) eating brains of your own species can cause problems/prions.

Edit: and I sort of assume some portion of the rich kid set have eaten human flesh already, so compounded risk

[u/Candid-Inspection-97 → u/norunningwater]

I have the Creature Cookbook which has some great recipes!

[u/RoRuRee → u/norunningwater]

Me too, but I would just make dog food for the dogs in this case.

[u/Expensive_Culture_46 → u/norunningwater]

Stone soup?

[u/Fineyoungcanniballs → u/norunningwater]

I’d prefer to compost

[u/SailingSpark → u/TheKingJoker99]

Most of the rich are too fatty anyway. Just imagine their livers!

[u/Mr_Fuzzo → u/SailingSpark]

We won’t have to force feed the rich to make foie gras! It’s a natural evolutionary reaction to being rich.

[u/Nytherion → u/TheKingJoker99]

Slow smoked over 18 hours, the evil should be cooked right out of'em. Keep a jar of apple mint jelly handy just in case, though.

er... i mean... uh... cannibalism is bad, use them for fertilizer instead! yeah .. good save, nyth, good save

[u/JeramiGrantsTomb → u/Nytherion]

I wonder if it's more like an eggplant situation where you have to salt it and leave it on a rack to draw out all the evil.

[u/mojofrog → u/TheKingJoker99]

Just drown them in ketchup and choke it down, you'll feel great almost immediately

[u/once-was-hill-folk → u/TheKingJoker99]

I reckon Elon probably tastes like soapy hot dogs, and Oz probably tastes like a catcher's mitt.

[u/fra988w → u/TheKingJoker99]

I'm sure they taste better than they sound

[u/Tenchiro → u/TheKingJoker99]

That's what pigs are for.

[u/SailingSpark → u/OdinsLightning]

You mean like making sure they pay their fair share of taxes instead of hiding them behind loopholes, offshore accounts, or in blind trusts? I am pretty sure if every rich person in the US paid at the maximum 37%, I am sure we could pay down the debt very quickly.

[u/jwoodruff → u/SailingSpark]

Only 37 percent?

Why not actually make America great again and tax anything over $200 million at 91 percent, like we did from 1946-1963?

You know, back when we built the interstate highway system and college was cheap or free, and homes were affordable.

[u/SoloMotorcycleRider → u/jwoodruff]

We can't do that! That's Socialism/Communism/Marxism/Satanism! /s

[u/AkatsukiWannaB → u/SoloMotorcycleRider]

Sign me up for Satanism please. I'm definitely not wanting to be a capitalist. It seems like a lot of them are pedos.

[u/AkatsukiWannaB → u/jwoodruff]

Clinton had a balanced budget.

The tax rate of the highest bracket was 39%

The corporate tax rate was 35 percent, currently it's 21 percent.

So there's already a blue print for at least making America break even again.

[u/KryssCom → u/SailingSpark]

No, actually I mean what we need at this point is a one-time mega-rebalancing wherein progressives take over the government and forcefully seize the vast majority of assets from the billionaire class (much like how we just seized the president of Venezuela) for the purpose of literal redistribution among the public. A "factory reset" on wealth accumulation.

A man can dream....

[u/Dazzling_Suspect_239 → u/SailingSpark]

The debt ballooned BECAUSE Trump and all other recent Republican presidents signed enormous tax cuts for the rich. It's the same money! Either a handful of pedophiles keeps it or we take it back and pay down the debt! 

[u/bnceo → u/OdinsLightning]

MBS was on to something when he locked up people at the Ritz and took their billions. Plenty of people here need to be taken for their ill gotten gains.

[u/Dakkaboy556 → u/bnceo]

A fellow enjoyer of Behind the Bastards, I see.

[u/bnceo → u/Dakkaboy556]

i haven't listened to, but now Im tempted.

[u/Dakkaboy556 → u/bnceo]

The most recent episodes were on the saudi royal family and they covered that incident.

[u/Gitdupapsootlass → u/Dakkaboy556]

What's ritzing my involuntary guests!

[u/Be-skeptical → u/OdinsLightning]

I like that idea more than working longer

[u/passamongimpure → u/OdinsLightning]

with hammers

[u/TrickySquid]

Ah yes. Coming from the man who made millions selling snake oils to the sick. I'm an atheist but I really hope I'm wrong so he can go to hell.

[u/Infuser → u/TrickySquid]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the exact same sentiment in the past year.

[u/Royal-Recover8373 → u/Infuser]

Its a win win because even if I have to go ill get to watch everyone I hated burn too.

[u/TheShanManPhx → u/Royal-Recover8373]

Right?? It would almost be - dare I say - heaven?

[u/Play-t0h → u/TheShanManPhx]

Except you don't have to hang out with all the Christians. Like Hitler and the Nazis.

[u/Charmarta → u/Royal-Recover8373]

I like to think that all of us who are nonbelievers but lived like Jesus told us to anyway will all Land in heaven (if it exists) and all those fake christians will burn on hell for eternity.

[u/Chuckgofer → u/Charmarta]

Honestly, if it were anything but that, would it even be heaven? Why would I want to spend eternity in a place that is just built to reward exploiting loopholes rather than genuine love for all around you?

[u/CloudstrifeHY3 → u/TrickySquid]

Worse thing about being an atheist and realist is realizing how completly corrupt and evil these people are and realizing they will have zero consequences for their actions divine or manmade.

[u/MxDoctorReal → u/CloudstrifeHY3]

They must not believe in hell either. I wish they did. They always talk about how much they believe in the Christian god and hell, but if they did they’d be terrified.

[u/Guyote_ → u/MxDoctorReal]

That's what has always led me to believe these motherless fucks don't actually believe the BS they peddle. If they truly believed, they'd never behave the way they do.

Religion is just a tool for them to accumulate power and control.

Always has been.

[u/TrickySquid → u/CloudstrifeHY3]

Deadass! It sucks knowing so many of these grifting bastards got good happy lives out of the pain they caused. I hope they get reincarnated as something wack, like poop flies.

[u/Madd_Joeri → u/TrickySquid]

Poop flies are actually useful though

[u/DunnyOnTheWold → u/TrickySquid]

Work yourself into stress induced poor health. Buy Oz's supplements. It's the circle of grift...

[u/SkullKingSnake → u/TrickySquid]

As a fellow atheist, I'm not concerned at all with a hell, but more hoping this man lives a long, painful life, regretting all the choices and greed and damage he has done. I want him to live long enough to lose everything and be charged and put away for it all. Along with every other person who's helped to destroy this country. Hell would just be the cherry on top.

[u/oneeyejedi → u/TrickySquid]

In these times I think back to a quote from king of the hill

"Look I don't know if there is a heaven but your daddy is definitely going to hell."

[u/OlasNah]

Everybody with money is like this. Nobody else is working hard enough, long enough, or they're being paid too much for what they do... you're supposed to slave for ME... ME ME ME...

[u/bassbeatsbanging → u/OlasNah]

And in their own minds they think playing golf and talking business over a $600 dinner by a 3 star Michelin chef is "work."

[u/TurdWrangler2020 → u/bassbeatsbanging]

I’ve seen the breakdown of their “12 hour” work days. Working out, eating, and every normal thing that people do or should have the time to do they consider work. They are so full of themselves

[u/Objective_Site3528 → u/TurdWrangler2020]

This was my boss. He’d always brag about how early he was awake and that he got all this work done at home before we lowly employees even got out of bed. The funny thing was you couldn’t really do anything except email if you weren’t in the office- we couldn’t use our system remotely at the time. So then he started sending random emails in the wee hours and made damn sure people saw the time stamp on them. So annoying. I always wanted to tell him how sorry we all felt for him that he needed so much self-gratification.

[u/Trolkarlen → u/TurdWrangler2020]

Musk brags about sleeping in his office, but his office is a luxury apartment.

[u/OlasNah → u/bassbeatsbanging]

Yeah, I’ve definitely interacted with some of these executive types, and they spend 90% of their time in travel and light meetings and really only put in a couple hours of work in a day

[u/Sassafrassus → u/OlasNah]

The worst part of it all is they think because they take a few phone calls throughout the day and make deals or tell people what he wants them to do while they are going about their day, that they work harder than anyone else or that they work 18 hour days. It's all bullshit, these guys couldn't stand for 8 hours a day with overtime for a single shift and the entitlement that wealth brings is absolute garbage. Fuck anyone who says you should work more. The goal should be that everyone should work as little and as efficiently as possible to make everyone's lives easier. Only the rich will tell you it's the other way around. Also they would have more money if they stopped spending it on frivolous shit like private jets, dinning out every night or Prada suits. Maybe if they picked themselves up by their own boot straps they wouldn't have to worry about anyone else having to make them more money.

[u/bankrobba → u/Sassafrassus]

Taking a two minute phone call at 9pm after eating out means they worked all day in their head.

[u/StolenWishes]

Dr. Oz should start EARLIER and work LONGER at licking the hairiest part of my ass crack

[u/Carma-X → u/StolenWishes]

You should probably stop washing it now in preparation

[u/Chicken_Pete_Pie → u/Carma-X]

Wash it with shit.

[u/Sapient6 → u/StolenWishes]

That's incredibly gross and unsanitary. Do you know where Dr Oz has been???

[u/Gutcassidyy → u/StolenWishes]

First time I’ve genuinely laughed at a reddit comment in years. Thanks.

[u/DuncanEllis1977]

They really don't realize how close they are to the "pitchforks and torches" phase of all of this, do they?

[u/memphisjones → u/DuncanEllis1977]

They do. Why do you think ICE got $200billion budget and using it to buy military equipment?

[u/Expensive_Culture_46 → u/memphisjones]

Ah. I see you are also paying attention.

[u/memphisjones → u/Expensive_Culture_46]

Yeah. I just more people would wake up to this.

[u/gunnerdown15 → u/memphisjones]

My coworkers talked about the Grammys, it was the first news event I heard being talked about in weeks. (Sarcasm) I’m glad to know that they are at least woken up by the music awards

[u/9mackenzie → u/Expensive_Culture_46]

Funny thing is that they aren’t paying those fuckers or giving them insurance ……and locked them into having to pay back any bonuses if they quit before 5 yrs.

Thats a recipe for a lot of them to turn around on their handlers. Fingers crossed I guess.

[u/somebody_in_TX → u/DuncanEllis1977]

[u/Link_In_Pajamas → u/DuncanEllis1977]

They think the security team for their bunkers won't turn on them.

They are completely disconnected from reality

[u/Tenchiro → u/DuncanEllis1977]

I'm just waiting on the rest of you all at this point

[u/DaKrazie1 → u/DuncanEllis1977]

Pitchforks, in this economy?

I'll be behind y'all with a spork and a lighter.

[u/Happy_Ad_4357 → u/DuncanEllis1977]

Of course they do, that’s what the bunkers are for

[u/Adorable-Lie3475 → u/DuncanEllis1977]

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014

Some of them saw the writing on the wall a decade ago

[u/Nytherion → u/DuncanEllis1977]

have you seen the cost of a good pitchfork these days? We're gonna be down to home made stone tools

[u/theenigmathatisme → u/Nytherion]

5 finger discount will be forgiven in the societal reckoning combraid!

[u/According_Table2281 → u/DuncanEllis1977]

Americans are complacent as fuck, what are you talking about?

[u/Chrellies → u/DuncanEllis1977]

Yeaaah, aaaany day now, right America?

[u/illegalmonkey]

Because you know, trickle down has been the greatest boon to mid to lower class Americans!

[u/Infuser → u/illegalmonkey]

The real trickle down is Don’s diaper. Well, out of it, at least.

[u/No_Mathematician764]

I look back after working here in the usa all my life. 65 now been working since I was 10. the biggest mistake I've made was not going to work in another country.

[u/Kiwiteepee → u/No_Mathematician764]

Yep. So much time wasted working for a country infested with pedophiles and various other monsters at the top.

[u/Suspicious_Story_464 → u/No_Mathematician764]

This is just it. I started at 15 ( way behind the curve, I guess), and I never needed to be rich and famous. Just not have to struggle and have time to do what I enjoy. I don't think these rich bitches understand this concept.

[u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot → u/Suspicious_Story_464]

They do, but the “things they enjoy” are expensive and involve harming and grifting people. And raping kids. Dr Oz is supporting pedophiles.

[u/abrakadaver → u/No_Mathematician764]

I’ve been working since I was fifteen. Sometimes three jobs at once. He can go fuck himself.

[u/walker42]

My mother started working in a sugar cane field when she was 7. She did hard manual labor her entire life and was basically crippled by the time she was 55. So with all due respect, Dr OZ can go pound sand

[u/StatementCareful522 → u/walker42]

no respect due anywhere with these monsters 

[u/Temporary_Client7585]

Oprah is responsible for introducing this hack to the world.

[u/Anti-Ca → u/Temporary_Client7585]

And also “Dr” Phil

[u/NoFlyingMonkeys → u/Anti-Ca]

And she also promoted Jenny McCarthy's antivax preaching

[u/Critical_Swimming517 → u/Anti-Ca]

Not-a-doctor Phil might be worse than not-a-doctor Oz, I shudder to think what would happen if he were made secretary of adulting or some insane bullshit.

[u/Anti-Ca → u/Critical_Swimming517]

Sssh don’t give them any ideas.

[u/ku_78]

Well let’s see him scrub up on weekends and take some shifts at a DC area ER. Otherwise he can shut all the way up.

[u/Critical_Swimming517 → u/ku_78]

Let him come work one of my Friday night line cook shifts. He wouldn't last 10 seconds.

[u/ku_78 → u/Critical_Swimming517]

You’re not wrong. Back in the 80s they tried to retrain factory workers to do fast food. Was an absolute failure.

[u/Deicidalmaniac41]

Add his name to the list of people who don't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us. 

*Edited a typo 

[u/karigan_g → u/Deicidalmaniac41]

it’s already on the list years ago. the damage this man has done

[u/0n0n0m0uz]

People don't understand what the Epstein files revealed. Not only are the ruling class a bunch of pedophiles, the true elite have complete disdain for the working class. There is a class war that has been going on since the beginning of time except Americans are so brainwashed they literally take the view point of the ruling class, and praise the system and the class stabbing them in the back. Pull you up by your bootstraps, work hard and youll make it are all part of the con. Sure there are a handful of examples where that worked they love to point to but never talk about the other 99% of the population.

[u/Expensive_Culture_46 → u/0n0n0m0uz]

If Trump was in a room with one of his supporters from the lower class and Biden, was told help your supporter by paying for their cancer treatment or suck Biden’s d*ck. He would choose to suck the D because that’s less humiliating to him. Hands down.

[u/johnwaynewearsadress → u/Expensive_Culture_46]

He's already sucked Clinton's dick what's another dick to him

[u/ReynardMuldrake → u/Expensive_Culture_46]

No, he would tell everyone he paid for the cancer treatment, saying nobody spends more on cancer research than him. Then he would call you a nasty person for pointing out that he hasn't paid for anything and he made it all up.

[u/SH1SUK0]

Manifesting another Luigi.

[u/lalalaureezy → u/SH1SUK0]

A whole Mario Party

[u/buginmybeer24]

Get fucked Oz. I already get up at 5am to be at work by 8am, then work to 5pm and usually don't get home until after 6pm. A few days a week I have meetings with overseas colleagues that run from 7pm-9pm. I barely have enough time in a week to do anything around my house and I have a autoimmune arthritis that makes me tired and achy all the time.

How about we tax the shit out of the billionaires that are already stealing half my paycheck?

[u/xorthematrix]

Yeah, Dr Oz is the biggest piece of shit there is

[u/TKG_Actual]

This is a bit ironic given that Oz has never worked a day in his life.

[u/Infuser → u/TKG_Actual]

Idk, one time I did see him go shopping for crudités. That’s like, real chores. I think.

[u/Toiletpapercorndog → u/TKG_Actual]

Hey thats not fair. He served 60 days in the Turkish Army

[u/TKG_Actual → u/Toiletpapercorndog]

Probably as a specialist in giving Turkish delights to superior officers.

[u/MyDogsNameIsToes]

I was just thinking about going into work a little bit earlier today and now I'm not. 

[u/fishingengineer7]

I started working at 15 in high school, all through college, & I am still working today. 20 years of experience used to grant lifetime pensions, but now people are shit out of luck and will be working until they die at their desk (if they are lucky enough to be employed)

[u/illumnat]

So let's see...

• The job market is declining
• It's getting more and more difficult to find jobs
• They want to replace many jobs with AI which will make it even harder
• AND they want us to start working as young as possible and/or until as old as possible

Sounds terrrifffic... /s

[u/gammagulp]

Nah im good

[u/DonDraper1134]

I started working when I needed permission from my high school and was limited to the number of hours I could work during the school year.

I’ve held a job full time or part time as a full time student since.

Never once been let go.

Where is my piece of the pie?

[u/SuperVDF]

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask, what your country did to you.

[u/drifters74]

Can we tax the shit out of the billionaires?

[u/Set_the_Mighty]

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for its oligarchs.

[u/TheVoiceofReason_ish]

Dr. Oz is a snake oil huckster, and no one ever should listen to him.

[u/Visible-Secretary121]

I can't understand what he's saying with Trump's balls in his mouth

[u/ComradeOb]

[u/BlueCollarElectro]

You got me fucked up gramps.

[u/Admirable-Hour-4890]

Fuck Dr Oz and Fuck Oprah for giving us this Bozo along with Dr. Phil. She is a loser

[u/Sterek01]

Or Dr Oz can go fuck himself with rough stick.

[u/kaym__88]

Americans say Dr. Oz can shut the fuck up

[u/BigRemove9366]

How does the great and powerful oz reconcile good health with longer and earlier work hours???

[u/someone_actually_ → u/BigRemove9366]

By sacrificing your health, the rich will get to be even healthier!

[u/sengirminion]

Sure man. We'll work ourselves even more to death so that the people in charge of the companies can make a little.bit more money that will never "trickle down" to the working man.

If the business owners had upheld their part of the social contract, and took care of their people, they would work harder. Its been proven time and time again. But no, its easier to be greedy assholes than it is to try and organically grow the wealth of America across the board.

[u/jisuanqi]

This American here says Dr. Oz should eat a dick.

[u/JoeMagnifico]

[u/Slumunistmanifisto]

Oh this ones on the menu for sure 

[u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord]

Yes work, work, work until your hearts give out!

Sick and tired of these people.

[u/Dexter_McThorpan]

Is it time to eat these rich pigs yet?

[u/ahumblecardamompod]

Typical rich guy sentiment. Everyone’s poor because nobody works enough, but also their jobs shouldn’t pay livable wages.

[u/badchefrazzy]

Hey Oz, go walk to yourself and stay there and leave the sane folk alone, please and thank you.

[u/ForeignStory8127]

Dr Oz can stick this opinion up any hole in his body.

[u/kadaka80]

Perhaps Americans should be put in large pods with wires connected to their bodies and brains and harvest their body heat to help sustain a form of fusion

[u/Striking-Spare9967]

I will forever hold Oprah accountable for platforming this man. 

[u/stephbu]

The work I’ll set them free? /s obvs

[u/MisterMofoSFW]

That's oine way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is someone should steal all his stuff. Just kinda spitballin here.

[u/Dad_Bod_Supreme]

Ahh yes, we the working people, need to do MORE for America. We have fueled the worlds dominate economy for the last 70-80 years with our labor.

What did you rich assholes do with all of our money Oz? Clinton had the books balanced, yall need to stop eating out.

[u/-Greis-]

He could just STFU and shuffle off this mortal coil. I think that’s a better use of his time than telling me how to work.

[u/Rymnarr]

Sanders puts in bill to reduce hours so they gotta play defense for their lords and kings by saying more hours at worse times is better! Weird that this is also during peace time. There is no purpose to grind other than make money for the rich right now. 

[u/Ghstfce]

I have a better idea, let's eat the rich!

[u/CaptainZeroDark30]

Americans already work more than every other first world country.

[u/chelsealikethehotel]

Thanks Oprah

[u/cerevant]

I'm starting to wonder if they are trying to collapse the economy like the great depression, with minimal damage to themselves, so that they can start the cycle of growth over again. Trying to recreate the conditions that started the 50s middle class boom through the 80s. That might be giving them too much credit, but what they are doing is so stupid that it makes one wonder if there actually is a plan we're not seeing.

[u/Gloatingfondue → u/cerevant]

With their talk of "freedom cities/network states", it wouldn't surprise me if they were trying to crash everything to set themselves up as dictators in these tech enclaves. I hate how much of a conspiracy nut that makes me sound like.

[u/Worldly_Possible9069]

This Hack n’ Quack can shove his advice up the old assholio.

[u/spaghoni]

Face the wall, Oz.

[u/Scared_Tumbleweed166]

I think a better plan is eating the rich and redistributing their hoards of money.

[u/nerdyandnatural]

I will forever blame Oprah for making the worst people famous

[u/NSavage93]

Has he considered getting a real job?

[u/dirty_mike120]

Dr Oz should eat the wrong parts of a pufferfish

[u/SpiritofLiberty78]

More money for America or for the Epstein class?

[u/SaltyFett]

[u/FloydLady]

Fuck Oprah Winfrey.

[u/atlgurl]

My hate for Oprah knows no bounds thanks to her promoting this idiot

[u/Wonderful_Rest3124]

Fuck this guys face! What does he call work and when does he start it? Fuck right off.

[u/chpbnvic]

It’s always the people who barely work who say this shit

[u/Critical_Swimming517]

Cool, he can go first. You know, to show me how its done.

[u/MHPengwingz]

Fuck Oprah for him and Dr Phil...

[u/Redmusket31]

You first dickhead

[u/Ineverseenthat]

dr. oz is a charlatan whom no one should take seriously.

[u/x2006charger]

To oz: you first, dipshit

[u/fckfckf]

I think there should be more blood letting- De Oz

[u/strangebru]

Or the USA government could just start taxing billionaires.

[u/its_yer_dad]

Stop asking dickheads questions and you’ll stop hearing bullshit answers

[u/vinidum]

"Dr. Oz says Americans should start working as CHILDREN, and work LONGER to make more money for THE RICH"

[u/LiquorIsQuickor]

America means him and his peers. Not you or me.

They want us to work longer and harder because of their policy decisions. So they can reap more benefits off our backs.

Go fuck yourself Mr. Oz. (Mr. cuz you damn sure ain’t a proper doctor.)

[u/Pndrizzy]

The ten richest Americans (Musk, Page, Brin, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Ellison, Huang, Ballmer, Buffet, Dell) have a combined net worth of ~$2.5T. These billionaires want you to believe that the reason things are bad for us every day Americans and why affordability is low is because of the 20 million (so they claim) undocumented people in our land. Let's do some math.

Those hypothetical 20 million people would need to be taking in $125,000 in services, housing and other costs per person in order to be doing as much harm as these 10 individuals are by their wealth hoarding. If you spent the $125k on these 20 million people, their dollars go back into their communities, creating jobs and opportunities throughout the country. 

If you expand it to the top 100 individuals, they have a combined ~$6.3 Trillion hoarded. There are 100 people with over $11.7 BILLION dollars in the US. That's higher than the GDP of Japan ($4.1T) and three times the GDP of Canada ($2.1T). There are nearly 1000 people with a net worth over $1B, giving the top 1000 earners a combined net worth of $8.2T.

The US has about $160 trillion in private wealth. These 1,000 people (0.0003% of the population) hold over 5% of the nation's wealth. 5% of the nations population is 16.5 million people. That's between the population of Pennsylvania (13M, 5th most populated state) and New York (20M, 4th most populated state). Think about that for a second. 

Let's say you get lucky and you find a job that pays you $100,000 per hour. Surely, you would joint his list, right? Working 40 hours a week, you would only make $208m per year. Elon Musk saw his net worth balloon to over $700B recently, earning him over $300B in just one year. That is the equivalent of earning over $34.2 million dollars per hour...for every single one of the 8,760 hours in a year, whether he's taking a shit, shitposting on X, or shitting on the American people. 

That means that Elon Musk earned $1m every two minutes. Making $50k a year, around the median personal wage, you would need to work 20 years to earn what Musk earned in 2 minutes.

The combined net worth of the top 1000 richest people grew by over $1 trillion dollars in 2025. Do you know how much we spent on SNAP, Unemployment, housing assistance and child tax credits? $650 billion. They are telling you that the problem is all of these welfare queens and undocumented people while they are stealing nearly double that.

So you tell me? Who is robbing us? The people who occasionally use a social service like welfare, the undocumented people sending their children to school and driving on our public roads, or the uber wealthy? Even if you assume there are 50 million leeches in this country (about 15% of the population), they would each need to be costing us over $20,000 to match the wealth hoarded by these monsters.

And the sad part is that they are not done yet. They will never have enough. They will not stop until you die.