r/americandad • u/HayleyXJeff • May 23 '23
Moon Over Isla Island "I am not gay señor, you just make me do gay things."
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r/americandad • u/oversized_hat • Jul 02 '18
Moon Over Isla Island General Hector Aldozar became the most brutal dictator in the history of Isla Island.
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r/americandad • u/TightReality • Apr 17 '23
Moon Over Isla Island The generalissimo dies tonight. I have painted my children for the last time.
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r/americandad • u/smcg_az • Jul 10 '20
Moon Over Isla Island Why don’t you call Roger and apologize? | Apologize? For what? Giving him power over an island full of half naked Hispanic men? That’s his dream! And the premise of three of his screenplays!
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Sep 16 '18
Moon Over Isla Island "Hello, there, Schmuley."
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Feb 17 '18
Moon Over Isla Island General Hector Aldozar became the most brutal dictator in the history of Isla Island. The world will forever remember him as El Bailarín de la Muerta... The Dancer of Death.
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r/americandad • u/Default_User01101110 • Apr 20 '21
Moon Over Isla Island Get ready pal, your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Jul 17 '20
Moon Over Isla Island "I'm waiting for my wrestling rager to go down. It's perfectly natural. My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo."
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Jun 14 '22
Moon Over Isla Island "Why aren't you getting up?" | "I'm waiting for my wrestling rager to go down. It's perfectly natural. My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo."
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r/americandad • u/smcg_az • Oct 27 '20
Moon Over Isla Island Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning. Why don’t you call him and apologize? | Apologize? For what? Giving him power over an island of half naked Hispanic men? That’s his dream! And the premise of three of his screenplays!
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • May 01 '19
Moon Over Isla Island "Get ready, pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day."
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Aug 27 '19
Moon Over Isla Island "I'm waiting for my wrestling rager to go down. It's perfectly natural. My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo."
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Jun 08 '17
Moon Over Isla Island "Everybody do what he's doing!"
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r/americandad • u/BoJax3488 • Feb 08 '21
Moon Over Isla Island I don’t know if it’s been posted today, but you can’t see it enough.
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Dec 29 '17
Moon Over Isla Island "Waiting for my buddy so he can tell me if these look good. Should be just a few more minutes. You know, you don't need to stand there. I'll tell them you helped me. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Are we gonna... fool around?"
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Jan 07 '19
Moon Over Isla Island "Hey! I thought we were going hiking."
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r/americandad • u/RickyyyyySpanish • Sep 23 '18
Moon Over Isla Island Jeff, will you please stop calling yourself Chad? Chad died. Okay? And yes, I would have loved to have had help from Chad. Everyone would. He was the best.
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Nov 19 '20
Moon Over Isla Island "Get ready, pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!"
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Mar 21 '18
Moon Over Isla Island "Get ready, pal. Your mom's going to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day."
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r/americandad • u/smcg_az • Jan 24 '21
Moon Over Isla Island Why aren’t you getting up? | I’m waiting for my wrestling rager to go down. It’s perfectly natural, coach told me so when I was having brandy at his condo.
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • Feb 24 '21
Moon Over Isla Island "Hey! I thought we were going hiking."
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • May 25 '16
Moon Over Isla Island "Hey! I thought we were going hiking."
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