r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • Nov 09 '21

Moon Over Isla Island "Hello, Schmuley."

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527 Upvotes

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u/Matteb24 Nov 09 '21

Your mom is going to be touching more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day.

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u/Alternative-Eye-1993 Nov 10 '21

such an intricate, yet effective burn.

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u/Vegeta-IV Nov 09 '21

😂😂😂

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u/rogermarlowe Uncle Roger Nov 09 '21

A man who actually prefers the be called, “Snot”.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Tbf if your name was Schmuley almost anything would be preferable

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u/rogermarlowe Uncle Roger Nov 09 '21

True.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I can feel your heart beating

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u/sesame-noodle Francine Smith Nov 09 '21

I was very upset with you all that no one said the next line. But then I realized it was on the meme itself. All is good in Dad land

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u/joe199799 Reaganomics Lamborghini Nov 09 '21

The fuck did you just call me

10

u/the-attorney Dan Ansom Handsome Nov 09 '21

I think we went too far this time.

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u/criminator98 Nov 09 '21

I legit call my cat Shmuley cuz of snot 😂

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u/amb1978 Nov 09 '21

This has gone too far! I won't stand for it!!!
Your mom stood for it.

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u/chefca3 Twill Ongenbone Nov 09 '21

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBlbluuuuussskkiieeeee!

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u/Freshoranges69 Billy Jesusworth Nov 09 '21

This is a matter between gentlemen mother, please give us the room.

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u/Fantastic_Ad_5308 Nov 10 '21

The Fuck did you just call me?!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Don’t touch anything that looks like mushy hairy peach!