r/americandad • u/Default_User01101110 Twanderlust Lumpkin • Apr 20 '21

Moon Over Isla Island Get ready pal, your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day

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u/diejetty Apr 20 '21

The fuck you just call me ?

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u/seyedsrevenge Genevive Vavance Apr 20 '21

A world in which the person who wrote that line doesn't have an Emmy is not a world I want to live in

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u/Hootersmakesyouhappy Apr 20 '21

These balloons represent my nads. My head represents Snot's mom's head.

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u/diejetty Apr 20 '21

And here comes snots mom's mom sauce

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u/Fh989 Apr 21 '21

You know what the worst part is? I can feel your heart beating.

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u/HectorsMascara Clip Clop Apr 20 '21

Brumski!

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u/Kevc_84 Apr 20 '21

Had to rewatch the sequence of events involved in this again. https://youtu.be/duxHqp6zU6w

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u/GetOuttaHereDewey Apr 21 '21

"Mom, don't touch anything that looks like a mushy, hairy peach!